this is amazingly funny

Your comment is so direct, not couched in flowery verbosity. ;) Thank you.

Lol! awesome find XD

Yes indeed. So-fa, so good.

Your also a car.

1984 -1996 Ford TEMPO

I feel so versatile. A Tempo for every need!

And nearly indestructible. The cars have been severely abused for twenty years, and are still going strong. Several of the 2.3L engines that have been rebuilt, and definitely not pampered, at 200,000+ miles have shown minimal wear.

There's even a forum for the cars.
http://www.tempotopaz.com/main/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=index

Most of these cars are into there third generation of drivers. There styling is a little outdated now, But there still rolling strong, and getting comparable gas mileage to modern "green" cars.

There a combination of a Timex and the Energizer bunny.

So I can continue writing furry smut forever! :D

How much trolling did it take to find this?


Also, lulz factor 10 xD

Totally random. I just Googled my own name and clicked "image search." Scroll down a few pages and...

Well in that case....

*plops down to sit on the sofahusky*

Oof! Err, I mean "woof"!

To make a quote from a movie inwas forced to see


It's so fluffy!!!!

hmm, imagine the torture when someone sits down on you with a 3-bean burrito XP

Eww. *gets Fabreeze sprayer out, just in case*

Hah, Epic

I thought it was pretty strange too. :)

ooo meow! does that mean i can sit on u?

Sure, the Tempo-couch has room for all!

I suspect, though, that I am stuffed with husky fluff.

*giggles* husky fluff is good *cuddles*

LoL Awsome xD

Yes, I thought so too. :D

murr-niture? you made me facepalm.
That was a good one. Point to you

*giggles*

Just be glad your line isn't one that they decided needed to have plastic covers, like others on the same page.

I presume this means you are spill and stain resistant.

Well, tests over the past 25 years indicate that few things stain me, though BBQ sauce is still tough to get out. I wonder how Consumer Reports would rate me?

"I am a sofa.

I must look for change within myself."

These are the sorts of things that go through my little husky brain constantly. Writing provides a much-needed outlet. :D

I'd say something funny, but I'm a bit of a couch potato. I wouldn't spend all my time lounging around if I were more comfortable writing puns. Sofa-r I've had no luck.

Your puns must have been divanly-inspired. Since I can't think of any myself, I'll have to return to writing hetero-sectional furry smut.