Something a little different from me this time, but for good reason. My friend Eva ( krasney) has done a lot to me over the years-- if you search through her gallery, you'll see instances of me turned into a maid drone, a boobpet, a Cofagrigus, a gargoyle, a yinglet, an imp... and during one series where she turned a bunch of people into liquor bottles, I had the dubious distinction of becoming the only fully pre-mixed cocktail among them (a mojito... er... monajito). Recently, though, she got a commission from  elamistheman for a series that involved me being turned into a goat. I warned her against going through with it, and told her there would be consequences this time, but she went ahead and did it anyway. It was the final straw for me, and in my Discord server, I vowed I would have my revenge on her once and for all. Meanwhile, Eva really hasn't learned her lesson about not turning people into liquor bottles, either-- she's got quite a few recent ones in her gallery, too. So, I figured the best way to get through to her was to finally subject her to the same fate she's subjected so many others to.

As a result, here we have a nice bottle of Belgian chocolate liqueur, freshly brewed and bottled. It's got very cloying overtones-- it outwardly comes off as sweet and innocent on first taste. But after getting accustomed with it, one finds that the initial impression is very deceptive, and it conceals a much darker flavor than it lets on. It is not advisable to drink too much, because it can easily become overpowering. However, it's definitely a worthwhile addition to any well-stocked liquor shelf (and essential if you're interested in an alternative to, say, the genuine sweetness of a mojito). :P