Chris: Hey Ricky
Me: What’s up?
Chris: Can you take a pic of me with my shirt off
Me: 😐 why?
Chris: I decided to start a dating site for beastmen, and I need a profile pic to show the girls what a real sexy beastmen looks like.
Me: sure man.
Chris then hands me his phone so I can take his picture. Chris took his shirt off and I noticed how swollen he is.
Me: Hey Chris did you get bigger the last time I saw you with your shirt off.
Chris: Yeah I’ve been taking this new supplements for beastmen, call Beast Pro.
Me: Beast Pro, is it like Whey Protien in a way?
Chris: Yeah in a way it is just more nutrients and calories.
Me: what do you mix it with?
Chris: Mix it?
Me: Yeah like with milk, water, etc.
Chris: I don’t drink it I eat it.
Me: eat it, what do you eat it with?
Chris: nothing, I eat it straight from the container.
Me: ☹️ You mean you just eat the powder!?
Chris: Yeah how else would you eat it?
Me: 😐🤢 Just pose for your picture.