This is the kind of thing I do for my fiancee. She likes to say, "Tell me a story!" and we come up with stupid shit like Rupert the Magical Pony (which, FYI, you can find on her blog).

So today she's like, "Tell me a story," and I'm all, "What kind?" and she's like, "Any kind," and so I'm all, "You didn't tell me what kind you want, so I'm floundering to make one up," and then she goes, "There, that, flounder," so I said, "Okay," and this mess popped out. :| I am posting it here because I am amused, even if some people are not.