A brief poem for one of Kazecat's characters who's a favorite of mine. A little flirtatious but nothing adult, and why haven't they given us a rabbit category yet?

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Violet Bunny
By Stephen Landis
For Kazecat

Pretty purple bunny,
Smiling at me on the beach,
As I walk by.

Her feet were bare and normal,
Which lead to massive hips,
The likes I have never seen before.

Her stomach was a small bulging paunch,
And the rest of her was shaped like you or me.
Her long, black hair almost completed this marvelous creature.

Massive ears,
Easily as long as I,
Crown her head.

Dressed in a skimpy bikini,
She made quite a sight.
I never saw that pole coming.

She seemed lost in thought,
As I lie my blanket down
And lay on it rubbing my head.

I close my eyes to rest,
And when I opened them again;
Time had passed, and a scrap of paper
Appeared on my lap.

A tiny piece of paper,
Hardly worth notice,
Except it had a phone number on it
And a little message that said
“Call me.”