-How did you mistake the kitchen book with the spell book?
-It was an accident...
-An accident? One has a colorful cover with food pictures and the word "Recipes" in big letters, the other one is a brown old book, how did you mistake them? Look at that thing, it's alive!!!
The creature just stared at them and then spoke: "Fipak"
-Now it can speak, great! I'm not taking care of this creature, now it's your problem
-Ok, ok, I get it! I'll take care of it, I'll just name it the thing it just said
-Why don't you get rid of it?
-Because it is alive, getting rid of it would be considered killing it according to the codes of magic in the spell book...
-Ugh, ok, just do something about it...