You're just waking up for a full day of furry antics, when someone walks in, ties you to the bed, sticks a hose in your face, and starts force feeding you enough food to feed the neighborhood. After that, you just know it's going to be one of those days

This is a pic of Big Max experiencing one of those said days firsthand. I guess there's a reason why rent in where he's living at is so low. The scanner butchered it a little, so ignore the blue while I try to get it worked out

And yes. The Obligatory Food Pump Device. What random crazy food stuffer is complete without one? Keeps your food fresh so your victim doesn't have to down rotten fewds, compacted in hammerspace so you can fit a states worth of food to really surprise the person on the receiving end, and constantly pumping so you don't have to wear out your arms or risk losing a hand to pointed animal teeth. The Obligatory Food Pump Device can be yours for only $99.99.99 (+shipping and handling and the cost of therapy to the delivery guy you're inevitably going to use it on)