Making obviously fake and somewhat intoxicated cards is my favourite part time hobby my man.

I’ll always have vivid memories of going to the dollar store with three dollars to rip open a freshly printed pack of “officially licensed Pokémon trading cards definitely 100% by nintendo””””

Although most art was ripped directly from the source itself, the descriptions were badly translated ( my absolute favourite being IMPACTED PUKE which dealt a whooping 9000 hp )

I often would find art featured in some of the cards to be original, as in, not pirated off Nintendo.

They looked more like DeviantArt quality fanart that actual professional pieces commissioned by a multi millionaire company,

Cue this monstrosity.

Since I’ve had to rethink how I create content and art (mainly due to my lack of eyesight and the fact I keep accidentally destroying all my work)

I’ve had to ditch animation for this point in time, since I’ve damaged the circle pad on the my ds-
Don’t get me wrong, It’s not damaged to the point of unusable, it just cramps the hell out of my already damaged hand.

SO, to keep my hatred of art at a tipping point, I’m going to attempt to mock up a card a day.

Making an animation a day was actually somehow productive and managed to get my lazy ass out of bed to create something worthwhile instead of sneezing on my computer and calling it a day.

but since the device I used to create them is out of commission…I’ll have to settle for pre installed procreate brushes and hopefully slap together something that looks like the result of a drug fueled orgy.

And yes.

I’m gonna pretend my hatred of eyes is artistic and the shitty censoring is necessary.

Anywho, I’m out to go vomit on a few more blank canvases. Peace my dude. 🤙