A newbie joined the Guild of Wizards. All members get a identifying tag on them with this name on it. This one's being Sammy. He wasn't sure what to make of this seemingly normally and very pet looking pet collar members are mandated to wear. It feels nice and easy to forget. When going to his new dorm room to meet his roommate, he finds nothing in the room except the roommate's belongings, a stash of fiber cookies Sam loves, and stink. Annoyingly, the stink was the only thing he could use to identify his roommate. Sam tracks down his roommate using the clues he gathered.

In no time he finds his roommate in the woods, tangled in a heated fight with a strange monster that was quick to overwhelm and stop his spellcasting. Sam joins the fight, even though the only spell he knew was a saber spell. He didn't bother introducing himself to the veteran wizard, a larger black cat man. His musk and frequent flatulence was more than enough to confirm to Sam this man was his missing roommate and has a lot of fuel to cast big spells, if he had time. It was a long fight. They try, they hide, the vet even taught Sam how to perfect his saber., they try again. On and off for hours. With the vet's skills and power, and the newbie's craftiness and determination, they came out of the long fight on top, dirty, stained, scratched up, but very much winners of that fight.

On their way back to their dorm room, they go to the dorms' laundromat. While waiting on their robes to clean, they introduce themselves. They were amazed how similar they were. The vet looked like he could be Sam's twin; his bigger size and green eyes were the only things different from Sam. They both were love fiber cookies, and their high fiber diet made them both very flatulent. Even their magic farts were the same star lit purple! Even their first name was Sam. They kept chatting and farting over many things. and especially fiber cookies. It was as if they became best friends over night.