Leave it to our friends, the NOKOs to mix the terrifying, with the absolutely absurd; Last week they claimed to have joined the "Hypersonic Missile Club," and that Kim Jong Il (aka: "Ding-Dong Sr.") invented the burrito.

(Taco Bell, Chipotle, a million food trucks, and all of Mexico, beg to differ.)

First the "Peanut of Doom," and now the hypersonic "Burrito Bomb." And when they say the hot sauce is "nuclear," you bet your ass it is! ;P