Death :o

Thomas Otter: "Go fuck yourself."

Get him drunk, and take Certain Photographs of him when he's passed out on the couch.

He does like wine!

Nice embarrassing pictures of him uploaded to the Net, showing him teabagged, or cuddling sleepily up to a huge bodybuilder who's obviously gay. He needs to learn that his friends can screw him over a lot faster and a lot more severely than his enemies ever could.

Hmmmmmmmm! I like this.

Thank you.

Sadly, he's gay.

If that's so, why not showing him with two -or more- obviously lesbian girls?

Hehe, id be willing :3

Thank you for volunteering.

I vote for this!

Thomas Otter: "I vote for you to shut the fuck up!"

Oh Thomas, you're so hot :P

He's picking his nose right now...

Tell him he's still hot xD

I would like to vote for this as well. It's a good way to put someone in their place who needs it. -grins- I'd be happy to provide some of the 'entertainment'.

Thomas Otter: "Go back to your mommy's basement."

Keep talking. You know you want it.

...he walked away, sorry, he's very socially ungraceful.

Which is why he must be educated or put in a large cage for viewing someday should he not learn. XP

Waxed nipples.

What? How does that help?

You're telling me waxing his nipples won't show the error of his ways?

HMMMMMMMMMM! Good point!

That's hott.

_{No, really, that just sounds really burny and painful.}

GOD YOU'RE SUCH A C*NTNUGGET.

Seriously. You f*cktard. Go suck on a dic---ooooh... ~~~<333

H-HEY! You can't get out of this that easi---AH!!! O.O~~!

Thomas Otter: "Mmmphhmmmphhm! Hmphhumhphmep!"

*shoves your head down a little lower* That's right bitch. Gotta earn your place here in this here househol---aAHH! NO TEETH!

_faggot

*gags, pukes*

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EW.

*kicks the shit out of you* God, you're such a fucking otter. SEE, EVERYONE? THIS IS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF WHAT HE'S LIKE! HE's A TERR-^EEEEEEEEEE! ~~Why are you shoving icecream up my a-a---ahhh... nothing to see here, folks... >.>

*runs away screaming!*

DIRTY! And you left me out of it? lol

how about you have this big ole 16 foot drafter *points fingers to himself* come up behind him and pick him up the the srucc of his neck then look him and the eyes and say. is there a problem here boy

Thomas Otter: "JUST 16 feet tall? What are you, the runt of the litter?"

chuckles, oh i can get bigger. but i want to just scare him not give him a heart attack :P

He likes horses.

chuckles, well take you pick of any of my alternate forms i have plenty hehe. white lion, wolf, naga, moose, croc, rhino, bear etc etc etc

I think he'd just as you out on a date.

chuckles, just like an otter. already have one following me around :P

Thomas Otter: "Well SOMEONE has to help you carry that huge ego."

lmao

Thomas Otter: "...I think I just puked in my mouth a little.."

TIE HIM DOWN AND FORCE FEED HIM TIL HE'S UBER FAT.

or

have a gigantic skunk fart on him. lol

ROURKIE would love that. Thomas would probably cry.

Oooh. I pick the first one! XD *gets a funnel...*

Thomas Otter: "I will END you."

Not if you're a big fat fatty otter. XD ~~<3

I like the first one too....
.....except I'd want to see that done to Rourkie too >>

What? Heynow!!!! *GLARE*

*EVIL-THOUGHTS-EYES*

....of course I wouldn't run away too far for you to seek revenge
mwhahahahahaaaa

You know it'd be fun. ;3

Hahahaha, Rourkie should do that. 8D

Thomas Otter: "Shut your pie hole, fatty!"

Tell him he's won a cruise w/ lots of hotties and when he gets there it's really a job as an elderly caretaker on an old person cruise that will last for 6 months... first idea that came to mind.

Clever, clever indeed!

Deny him wine, porn, and snuggles of any kind!

Or, find the thing that annoys him the most, and do it over. And over. And over.

And over. And over. And over.

And over.

Part 1: Deny is a great plan!
Part 2: Why do you think he's such a dick in the first place?

Ooo! What is it they do? 8D

Exist

I say tease him with someone he wants. Like, tie him down and have some burly guy tease him. :3

Thomas Otter: "Yawn."

have his pubes waxed while hes sleeping

Ow ow ow ow

Shock collar?

Oh, oh I like this.

This

Deal with it

Bee-otch!

Thomas Otter: "What's up with the scarf, homo?"

Pour some beans in a plastic bottle fill it up with water and let it rest for 3 days...go to his room and spread the liquid all over the place so that it stinks like the shitting toilet of the devil :B

The point is to punish HIM, not the whole house.

that is why I said his room D:

Oh well, feed him wasabe icecream :B

I have never had it, is it bad?

Wasabi is very spicy and has an extremely strong flavor. Its hotness is more akin to that of a hot mustard rather than the capsaicin in a chili pepper, producing vapors that stimulate the nasal passages more than the tongue.

It is quite an experience...

Hmmm, I will have to try it!

If you eat it with sushi, make sure to not pour that much on the roll because it is quite strong.

I love sushi

Give him tummy rubs. He'll be completely vulnerable to whatever torture you use on him!

Trust me, I have experience.

HMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

Am I going to have to separate the three of you?

With a cattle prod

BZZZZT! baby!

Thomas Otter: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"

Mess with a bear, ya get the teeth! lol

And leave my keyboard alone!

No!

Do it or I'll sit on you!

Shhh! I want thai fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

Well if Rourkie would just die already...

Damn it Rourkie!! Stop using fire2 and just hack that dude to death!

oh good... another story cut scene....

Rourkie doesn't wanna go fuck, unless it's Nanakie.

He can do that...we'll get thai. lol

cue the nanaki fetishists ;)

knots in my ass!

*blink* umm...what does that have to do with thai?

ANTHRO

Eat. A. Dick.

ahahah it's like meeeeeee

Like yoooooooooooooooooooooou!

I say you should bear both their children. *nod*

Thomas can't get pregnant, silly!

NONSENSE HES AN OOTAR

OOTARS ARE ALL MPREGABLES!

Yissssssssss

Only for you

:ccccc

Frowny face?

Just me...?

You wanna see me preggers with other people's babies?

Get him drunk.
Once he's passed out: SHAVE HIM BARE!

He'd be all pink x3

Oh, oh so mean

Poor roomies. Then need to tie him up and surround him with flowers and pink plushie bunnies.



If that fails...take away his internet and OC until he acts nice.

Rourkie says he has a ton of those, and knowing Thomas, it would work.

Rehabilitation through kindness! Or maybe it'll just make him insane, in which case he'll just be less focused in his abuse.

He'd probably sit in a corner and talk to himself more than he already does

I really do! It's kind of...

...well, it's kind of sad, truth be told.

*Laughs.* Then now you have a plan.

Treat him to his favorite meal, but then continue to steal his food so that by the end he's had nothing to eat! MWAHAHAHA!

Thomas Otter: "CRUELTY!"

Get him drunk and while he's passed out, put him in something embarrassing like a dress and take pictures while letting him wake up still in those clothing.

LOL!

SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!! @.@

Mission accomplished.

o.o but thats like WAY TOO EASY OF A MISSION!...

Revoke his furry privileges for a whole day. Watch the otter drain out of him as he poofs back into a human and then flails and sobs over it surrounded by his furry roommates as they flaunt their furryness.

Small room. No way out. Mongoose.

Clear out one of the small closets.
Lure him in with wine.
Then?
Entomb him alive.
If the lack of air doesn't end him, the irony will.

There's also the other option of sending him to a hardcore BSDM dungeon...
*Drumroll and dramatic close-up*
With only Lady-doms...

Its a good punishment.

Which one?

Lock him up in a GIANT jack-o-lantern and feed him only pumpkin related pastries!! MWAHAHAHAHA

I like the force feed one.... but there are SOOOOO many!

Find Dill seasoning at the store, unscrew the shower cap (only certain shower heads apply) and be generous in your seasoning! He will smell like pickles for a week >,>

Or spread a thin layer of dehydrated milk on his sheets, under the covers. Try not to put enough to be too noticeable. Not sure if this applies to a furry, but in the night, under the warmth of a blanket, the pores in your skin open up and.... let's just say this is another trick aimed at making the person stink.....

Another foul oder idea! Limburger cheese! Rub it on the air intake of his car! Leave the cheese in there for good measure! It's much better if he has to use the heater.

I have more, and just for kicks....... never cross me T.T

Beat him with a fish.

Blow Vuvuzela's while he sleeps, constantly wake him up and beat him sensless with 10" dildos when hes playin vidya games or out in public

Here's a list:
1.) Ignore him completely, so he'll go crazy trying to get them to notice him and start acting nicer...
2.) Introduce him to Drezzer Wolf (  the_gneech 's character)
3.) Introduce him to Mikey (  codyvfrost 's character) (nothing is more torturous)
4.) Bind and gag him, then wax his entire body.
5.) Subject him to Sue Sylvester's tender mercies.
6.) Claws on a blackboard
7.) ACE VENTURA!

hmmmmm..... i know this is 8 months too late, but you could have masturbated into his shampoo.

its an odd satisfaction knowing where their "shine" is coming from; and when you finally tell them you have
been doing so for the past 3 months bad roommates reactions are priceless.