I love it

This should actually be made.

What does it say about Ungulates and the struggle between them and the Cornivores of Furtopia?

I'm assuming if they are "Cornivores" and there is a struggle between you and them..

"The Ungulates mostly harvest Corn, but the "Cornivores" are the first to devour the corn before the Ungulates have time to have any themselves."

Not quite true. In the lands of Furtopia, where a few of us come from. There was a one-day war between the Ungulates and Predator species of Canines, Felines and Vupline. They called themselves the Carnivores. One of the more prolific posters from their side made an unfortunate type doing one of his attacks and spelled 'Cornivore'.

The entire Ungulates United and our Lagomorph Allies immediately started to refer to them as cornivores ever since. It makes them so mad, poor things.

I am laughing SO hard <33 Everytime I think cornivore, I think of someone Voring corn.

Ha Ha! Best one since Ark Building for Dummies from Evan Almighty.

This has to be made for reals! I would buy one of these!

I need this book...