Inspired by an old pepsi commerical

So, I was drinking some pepsi, and well...sucked it a little too hard. Hey, what can I say. I really like soft drinks.

Anyways, I started feeling funny. And before I knew it, I felt a force pulling me...from the inside. It all happened so fast. My head got sucked...inside the bottle. I could only see the world through a slight distortion. Then came my arms and chest. Only me legs were free...and then SHWOOP. All of me. Stuck inside this bottle on the beach.

It feels kind of nice actually. Like...safe. In a hug. I just hope that someone finds me and doesn't throw me in the garbage.