Was bored and daydreaming about Housamo husbands so yeah cute little story with Ganglie.
I have an idea to post a whole collection of kinky Housamo oneshots, but this one isn't nearly as kinky as those so I figured I'd post it seperately.
Story is down here as well in case you don't wanna download it-

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“There he is again…” You think to yourself as you sit at one of the cafe tables alone. “That damn pig…” You couldn’t help but find yourself gazing at this massively chunky pig therian currently trying to sweet-talk a human woman at the counter.

Seeing therians wasn’t rare by any means, but up until recently it was uncommon in your area. But now all of a sudden they seem to be popping up everywhere. One of the more noticeable therians in recent times was this large brown furred boar with spiky blue hair. He comes by here pretty often to try and pick up a date, but always seems to get shot down. Or so you assume since you always see him enter and leave on his own. You can’t help but find him kinda cute, despite his sleazy nature but it leaves you feeling somewhat divided. You silently hope to yourself one of these days he’ll notice you and start flirting, but on the other hand, you wish to yourself that he’ll never notice and you can just admire him from afar…

“Hey there cutie, see something you like?” A soft, yet masculine voice brings you out of your daydreaming to realize that to your fortune/misfortune, today is the day the pig has finally taken notice of you. You look up to see him standing right infront of you with a sly smirk on his face. He’s wearing a tight, black muscle shirt underneath an unzipped ocean pattern sweater. White pattern shorts, black sandals and a pearly wristband on his left hand, which was currently pressed into his hip in a somewhat haughty pose. “Come on now, don’t leave a pig hanging~ oink.”

“Uh- uh…” You find yourself unable to speak or think. The sheer presence of the big boar makes your brain short circuit.

The pig therian just chuckles in response, making his big belly lurch visibly. “Mind if I take a seat?~” He runs a chunky paw through his blue hair and pulls up one of the diner chairs to sit next to you. Upon plopping down you hear the chair audibly creak as it supports his likely massive weight.

After sitting in silence for only a few seconds you start to freak out from all the awkward tension. You open your mouth to speak only to be shushed by the pig in front of you. “No need to say anything, I can tell when someone is into me~” He props his chin onto his paw and looks down at you. “Admittedly, it doesn’t happen often, but when it does happen? Oh~... I can see it from a mile away~” The pig’s tone drops to something more suave, nearly giving you goosebumps with how strangely charming he was. “So what’s your name? You can call me Ganglie~” The pig introduces himself with an oink and a snort. You figure it’s just a pig thing-

“I- I’m Y/N” You stammer out, fiddling with your fingers nervously. Ganglie seems to take notice of this and his flirty expression drops instantly into something more sincere and comforting.
“You alright? You seem nervous… I can go ahead and leave if I'm making you uncomfortable.” He sheepishly adds, leaning back in his cafe chair.

“No!” You end up responding way too fast and way too loud. “I mean uh… it’s fine.”

Ganglie goes back into flirt mode once you reply. The way his mouth curls as a teasing smirk grows on his face makes you squirm in your seat. “You really want me to stay that bad? Heh- wow. Even I’m surprised.” The pig therian leans back in his chair again and looks at his nails idly while talking. He then looks back up at you and asks a certain question in such a casual way you’d think it was a normal thing. “Are you a chubby chaser?”

Your face instantly flushes and you sink in your chair, hoping nobody else in the cafe heard that. Luckily for you, nobody seemed to be paying attention. The only one paying attention was Ganglie, whose smirk seemed to grow wider than ever at seeing your reaction. “I’m gonna take that as a yes~” The pig rose out of his seat and stood beside you. His massive belly hangs just beside your face. “I could tell you weren’t looking in my eyes when we were talking. I’m not upset though. I don’t blame ya.” He gives his gut a hearty slap and it wobbles like gelatin. “It is quite the sight to behold~”

You don’t respond and just continue sitting in silence, nearly going crazy from how close his belly is to your face. You were shaking so much it made the table rattle. From this close you could hear all of the little glorps and gurgles his stomach was making and it was driving you mad. Ganglie takes notice and drags you up out of your chair. For such a soft looking pig, he’s surprisingly strong. Though, most therians are stronger than they look. Even the ones that look REALLY strong.

“Don’t be scared to embrace your inner fantasies, Y/N. If you’re too embarrassed to try anything out here, then why don’t we get you nice and comfortable somewhere private~” The pig then lugs you over his wide shoulder and carries you out of the cafe, much to your surprise. You don’t fight it though, due to being very excited to see where exactly he takes you.