This is delightfully random. I like the built in Juicer. You never know when you might want some lemon juice.

Exactly! The future is rough, better bring lemons.

It's a bespoke, tactical case.

When I saw this, I thought of some of Cave Johnson's lines from Portal 2. (after seeing "tactical" in the title, I thought the container looked kind of like a bomb casing)

I thought that too!

Yes! Lol. When life gives you lemons, don't demand life take them back, put them in stasis and carry them around to use when you really need them.

Nah this is the new design to bring sailors their daily dose of vitamin C.

i like your lemons i like your style.

Danke

I had assumed the thumbnail was a fur in yellow bondage gear, but nope, lemons

Yeah it's just actual lemons. Nothing crazy.

General: "What the hell are 'tactical' lemons, what do you even do with 'tactical' lemons?!'
Inventor: ... ... ... Lemons! apply directly to the eyeballs! *juices the lemons*
General: *shreik of the damned*
Inventor: *runs off with his wallet*

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

— Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science