After a long night of spreading "joy and Christmas cheer," Gio heads home until an unexpected face grabs his attention. A little old elf walked up to Gio, who was not in a very good mood.

Elf: "Hey! Reindeer!"
Gio: "Oh? ...must've been the wind."
Elf: "Definitely not the wind, bub. Down here!"
Gio: "Oh! So sorry! You elves are so short, it's pretty easy to miss you at my height."
Elf: "Yeah yeah, well I'm not in the mood for jokes."
Gio: "What seems to be the problem, elf?"
Elf: "I bought this so-called "new" stove from you for my baked goods..."
Gio: "Oh yes! I remember that! It's a neat piece of hardware, if I do say so myself."
Elf: "Well, I didn't find it so neat! It literally stopped working right after I tried baking something!"
Gio: "How unfortunate!" :O
Elf: "That's why I came to see you!"
Gio: "What do you want ME to do? I'm just a salesman. If you want it fixed, call a mechanic. Plain and simple."
Elf: "I don't have the money for a mechanic!"
Gio: "Sucks to be you. Maybe if you spent your money wisely, you wouldn't be in such a predicament." >:)
Elf: "I'm not in the mood for these games, reindeer! Just hand me my money back!"
Gio: "What? You bought the product and it's YOUR responsibility to take care of it. Are you elves always this daft?" >:)
Elf: "I'm not daft, and I want a refund! I am NOT leaving until I get it!"
Gio: "Why should I? The stove was in fine condition until you laid your hands on it. YOU broke the stove. Therefore, I can't give you a refund."
Elf: "WHAT?! I did no--... You're one evil reindeer!"
Gio: "And you're one DUMB elf." >:)

Gio, characters and art are by me