Very cool

This guy could pass for a lizardman too. My People...

Thank you. Your people are lizardmen? o__O

It's a long story.

According to David Icke (a sort of new-age-turned-fear-the-illuminati-lizard-aliens preacher. Investigate at your own risk) my immediate relatives should be shape-shifting lizard people. Being only part lizard, I should have mental powers and possibly be able to change into a newt.

I must've got better.
I have all the psychic potential of a potato.

Still, it's fun to imagine your great grandfather was a world dominating lizard man.

Did he tell you this personally?

Unfortunately no. But pretty much anyone with royalty and/or money and/or the right relatives, according to him, is a lizard alien. A lizard shape-shifting alien.

And also unfortunately I didn't inherit any titles (relatives born on the wrong side of the blanket, y'know), nor any money (long line of no-money types) and -- I find this the most galling of all -- NO shape shifting abilities.

Damn it all to bits! I want my lizardy heritage.

Especially the money part

I would be willing to share my power however if my Lizard Parents ever come to claim me. I'm nice like that.

Hm! Well I hope you'll keep me in mind for your future of wealthy world-shaping. I'd make an excellent minion or adviser!

I'll put you down as Head Minion then. Jolly good!