Parappa the Rapper is a highly entertaining game, in my opinion.
Master Chop Chop Onion is the funniest, so I decided to draw'im... being funny.

Also, for all of you who remember this game, sing the Chop Chop Onion song with me!

Lyrics;

Hayatatatacha!

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind
If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find
The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya
But nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher

Kick – Punch – Chop - Block
Once more now
Kick – Punch – Chop - Block

Don’t get cocky, it’s gonna get rocky
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now

Duck – Jump – Turn - Pose
Listen carefully
Jump – Pose – Duck - And turn

Hm, yeah I see you’re gettin’ better
Kick to the limit in order to get her now

Kick, punch – Chop, block – Chop, kick – Punch, block
It’s gonna get harder now
Duck and jump – Turn and pose – Duck and turn – Jump and punch

Come on now, why don’tcha follow my words
Because we’re almost done, I’ll make it easy at first
I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes
To be the man with the master plan
Are you the man now?

Kick, punch, block
Chop, kick, block
Block, turn, and kick it
Block, duck, punch
Duck, duck, turn
Jump, kick, chop
Punch, punch, punch

Hatatatacha! That’s it for today.
Good job, Parappa, you can go on to the next stage now.