To think that only moments ago there I was getting MURDER FUCKED

By that no no meanie Chieftain Ismar

But suddenly there I was, standing up in some clouds in front of this big big honkin Desk.
And there was this big bearded guy who was all glowing and stuff.

Glowy Paul Bunyan: "Lets see lets see. Drayk Dagger. Welcome to heaven my little child."
Drayk: "I'm in heaven? Are you the gods I was supposed to meet?"
Glowly Paul Bunyan: "Ahh yes, death by SnuStab. Such a violent era."

Glowy Paul Bunyan takes a sip from his large cup and then sits it back down
Glowy Paul Bunyan: "Well my boy I'm afraid you're dead, and yes I am god. I am here to welcome you to my kingdom."

Drayk: "What's in the cup? It smells nice!"

Glowy Paul Bunyan: "Oh why it's Ambrosia, drink of the gods. Quite frankly it can be whatever I wish it to be."
Glowy Paul Bunyan sets the Hot Tub sized cup down in front of Drayk and snaps his fingers
Glowy Paul Bunyan: "Now it's Wine..." *snaps* "Now it's Columbian Coffee." *snaps again* "Now it's a Hot Cocoa and Marshmallows."

Just as Glowy Paul Bunyan goes to pick the cup back up Drayk suddenly steps onto the Saucer and then into the cup, submerging himself to his neck
Glowy Paul Bunyan: "Wha .. I .."

Drayk: "This really must be heaven..."
Drayk sinks his head below the surface

Glowy Paul Bunyan: "What in the me damn....?"

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