Here's Wesley profile.
Background: Born in Australia, but raised in New Jersey. Wesley always had an interest in sports.(baseball, football, basketball, soccer, hockey, etc.) He's gotta a very positive attitude, but a lack of coordination. He's even tried out for every major sports team in Philadelphia; but didn't make the cut. He met the gang while he was in high school. Wesley was like the only jock who didn't go around bullying people. Mainly because the rest of the jocks picked on him for being bad at sports.
Background: Born in Australia, but raised in New Jersey. Wesley always had an interest in sports.(baseball, football, basketball, soccer, hockey, etc.) He's gotta a very positive attitude, but a lack of coordination. He's even tried out for every major sports team in Philadelphia; but didn't make the cut. He met the gang while he was in high school. Wesley was like the only jock who didn't go around bullying people. Mainly because the rest of the jocks picked on him for being bad at sports.
Category All / Tutorials
Species Kangaroo
Size 973 x 1280px
File Size 192.3 kB
I like this character alot! Love the Converse Chucks, although he should probably retire that Donovan McNabb #5 jersey into the back of his closet, at least for another couple of decades.
Speaking of the Eagles, Wesley should practice and train hard to play offensive line in football. Because with how bad the Eagles o-line is, if he works hard and dedicates himself to playing that position I can't see how he wouldn't make the team... Erm, upon second thought, knowing how bad Andy Reid and the bird's front office is at evaluating talent, perhaps he doesn't even to practice before landing a spot on the roster.
Another option for him would be to learn boxing. Not to be a boxer (although he does have the same hair style that the former Philly boxer Meldrick Taylor had during his 1st fight against Julio Cesar Chavez in March 1990, lol), but to get signed by the Flyers, who have a well deserved reputation for being the toughest franchise in hockey over the past 40 years. And he wouldn't even have to bother learning how to be a good skater. The Flyers have signed a few players who looked like they never wore skates in their lives, simply because they happened to be good fighters. No longer would Wesley be bullied by anyone. Instead, he would be a part of the Broad Street Bullies and beat up players on other teams.
It's ashame that he got picked on by the other jocks at school because he has a pouch. Those classmates sound like real jerks to me. So what if he's a boy kangaroo who has a pouch like a girl kangaroo? It's not like he was ever in the locker room after a game, changing out of his jockstrap and into a pair of purple flowered panties or anything like that, lol! And heck, even if he did, they still had no right to make fun of him!
There is something I can't help but be perplexed about. It's obvious that Wesley is a Philly sports fan, and he likes sports based movies. With that in mind, I can't understand why Rocky isn't among his list of favorite movies, especially considering that it's the best sports movie ever made and it is absolutely Philadelphia to the core. My only guess is that he must've seen Rocky 5 before any other Rocky films and found it to be so bad that he vowed never to watch another Rocky film again.
Wes is a cool character. I'd totally have him over my house to hang out, chill out, and share some high fives with while watching the Phillies beat the sweet ever-loving crap outta the Mets.
Speaking of the Eagles, Wesley should practice and train hard to play offensive line in football. Because with how bad the Eagles o-line is, if he works hard and dedicates himself to playing that position I can't see how he wouldn't make the team... Erm, upon second thought, knowing how bad Andy Reid and the bird's front office is at evaluating talent, perhaps he doesn't even to practice before landing a spot on the roster.
Another option for him would be to learn boxing. Not to be a boxer (although he does have the same hair style that the former Philly boxer Meldrick Taylor had during his 1st fight against Julio Cesar Chavez in March 1990, lol), but to get signed by the Flyers, who have a well deserved reputation for being the toughest franchise in hockey over the past 40 years. And he wouldn't even have to bother learning how to be a good skater. The Flyers have signed a few players who looked like they never wore skates in their lives, simply because they happened to be good fighters. No longer would Wesley be bullied by anyone. Instead, he would be a part of the Broad Street Bullies and beat up players on other teams.
It's ashame that he got picked on by the other jocks at school because he has a pouch. Those classmates sound like real jerks to me. So what if he's a boy kangaroo who has a pouch like a girl kangaroo? It's not like he was ever in the locker room after a game, changing out of his jockstrap and into a pair of purple flowered panties or anything like that, lol! And heck, even if he did, they still had no right to make fun of him!
There is something I can't help but be perplexed about. It's obvious that Wesley is a Philly sports fan, and he likes sports based movies. With that in mind, I can't understand why Rocky isn't among his list of favorite movies, especially considering that it's the best sports movie ever made and it is absolutely Philadelphia to the core. My only guess is that he must've seen Rocky 5 before any other Rocky films and found it to be so bad that he vowed never to watch another Rocky film again.
Wes is a cool character. I'd totally have him over my house to hang out, chill out, and share some high fives with while watching the Phillies beat the sweet ever-loving crap outta the Mets.
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