Meet Malfunctioning Eddie, the kerazzyy human car salesman with a laazy eye.

His edgy sales gimmick is to advertise about how so cuckoo insane or "malfunctioning" he is that he practically gives away cars.
His pinstripe suit is part of his sales personality - the tears and lose threads illustrate his eccentricity, make customers think 'look at this guy, anyone who lets themselves go out like that SURELY can't be in the right mind to sell cars to us for the proper price!'
His hair is slicked back in proper salesman fashion, but a few locks escape as he can never keep it completely neat when he's in sales mode.
Eddie has a history of heart and panic attacks from the excitement of his work, which means that he actually HAS been admitted into an asylum a few times.
But he always comes back to sell cars with his personality, which, though sometimes a little unnerving, is somehow undeniably appealing.


Eddie belongs to Matt Groening