The dog isn't the problem here! It's what you're gonna do if he gives you a buncha wet, slobbery kisses and nomfs your hand for pettings! His kisses are worse than his bites... Because he only bites the bad guys! So if you don't like wide, slimy dog tongues... You might be doomed if you try and pet him. X3 Okay, okay... He's not THAT crazy. He's more calm and collected... Unless you start stomping around and/or rapidly patting your lap.

Rottweiler mouths are always a sight to behold because of their jaws and that thick slab of tongue in there~ Even though Bullpup is a mutt, he's still got the tongue of a rottweiler, 100%.

Don't forget to lookit those fleshy cheeks inside his mouth! I bet they're really stretchy, too~ How many tennis balls do you think could fit in his mouth? How fast could he eat a slice of cake or a burrito? (Yes, he can safely eat that. :3) I don't need to explain how squishy Bullpup's tongue is. You can see that for yourself. :) And it feels exactly like how it looks~

This mawshot was drawn by the one and only  AkuDrache. <3

Bullpup is my character. ^^