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Spotlight: Good evening, furries of the world! And welcome back to another news report of Infurnationals TV! I’m your host, Spotlight, and this month is the kind of month that I’m sure all of you are celebrating right now. It’s the species you’re all into, the ones that most of you adore and enjoy, it’s that one animal with the three B’s. That’s right, furry folks! It’s Novembear! I mean, who doesn’t like bears, amirite? They’re big, they’re bulk, AND they’re “bearish”. Ahahaha. As some of you get your bear on, we like to announce that new heroes are joining the Infurnationals team tonight. Let’s see who these newcomers are that you all are BEARING to meet...

*Somewhere in Ukraine*

Barrett: *holds up a barbed wire baseball bat as he swings it* Looking forward to bashing some heads.

*Somewhere in Poland*

Adalbern: *puts his mop back in the bucket* Who says a hero’s work is never done?

*Somewhere in Liechtenstein*

Gigas Fist: *outhouse door slowly slides open exposing Gigas on the can as he is humming* Hmhmhmhmhmm-hmhmhmhmhmmm…*sees the cameraperson* Uh….oh….erruuhh, sorry you had to see that. *closes back the door*

*Somewhere in Oregon*

Lethal Lava: GYAHAHAHA! I’LL BURN YOU ALL ALIVE!

*Somewhere in Washington*

Nicotine Stain: *taps on his cigar* All will be stone dead… *puts cigar back in maw* when this smokin’ bear here spreads.

*Somewhere in North Carolina*

Tinderbox: *pats on his explosion box* Aaah, yeah. It’s aaalll coming together now.

*Back to Spotlight*

Spotlight: Looks like these big bad bears are gonna give everyone a run for their pic-a-nik basket. Ahahaha. And there you have it, furry folks. That’s all we have here for tonight. This is Spotlight of Infurnationals TV. Tune in next time for our next news to report in the future. Until then, good night, everybody.