A little gift for  JAMEArts of his persona Jimmy Basil-lisk and his mom Catherine Basil-lisk in a Captain Frying Pan adventure.

(Story)

Narrator: Our story begins today as the lovely lizard Catherine Basil-lisk says good bye to her son Jimmy as she drives off out of town to "Growing Corp Labs" to apply for a job of being a gardener. Little does she knows that this day will be a very interesting one.

Catherine drove up to a giant large green house surrounded by a large field of corn as she walks up to the front entrance and the door slowly swings opens.

Catherine: Hello I'm here for the opening for the...AHHHHHHHH!!

Her screams was cut short as she is dragged inside the building and and evil laughter was sounded off.

Narrator: Meanwhile back in the city we find our hero Captain Frying Pan with Wooly Wonder both in a intense battle in a Wild Western theme restaurant as they are fighting off a gang of walking cactuses.

Captain Frying Pan: Okay you walking pin needles prepared to face the frying pan of justice. Let's cook up some justice! HYAH!

Wooly Wonder: NO WAIT CAPTAIN!

Captain Frying Pan punched one of the cactus but ended up having a knuckles full of cactus needles.

Captain Frying Pan: EYOW! Right...cactuses...needles...pain...intense pain! WHOA!

He ducked in time as one of the cactuses tried to punch him. Wooly Wonder blocked them with a chair in time as Captain Frying Pan was pushed back to a wall knocking a lasso and a cowboy hat off a display and landed on him.

Captain Frying Pan: Whoa just like the movies. YIPPIE KAI-YAY!

He takes the lasso and twirls it around and flings it at the cactuses tying them together as they all kept yelling "OUCH! OUCH! OOH! EEE! OW-OW-OUCH!" after tying them up Captain Frying Pan starts questioning them.

Captain Frying Pan: Okay guys what's the deal? How are you alive? Why are you attacking us? What's the skinny?

Wooly Wonder: Amigo they are cactuses they can't talk. Plus they are not the only plants attacking people. There are flowers assaulting old ladies in the park. Tree saplings stealing cars, and weeds are robbing banks. Something is making the plants come alive.

They then hear someone screaming. They both rushed out and saw a lizard man named Jimmy being chased by rose bushes and trees in the park as the roses fire thorns at Jimmy and the trees hailed acorns at Jimmy.

Jimmy: OW! OW! Hey stop I was just passing by.

Captain Frying Pan: HEY LEAVE THAT POOR SALAMANDER ALONE!

Jimmy: I'm a lizard!

Captain Frying Pan: Sorry anyways leave him alone you bullies.

The rose bushes fires more thorns at Captain Frying Pan but he blocked the thorns and turned them into chocolate chip cookies and ate them.

Captain Frying Pan: Mmm! Now if only I had some milk! WHOA!

He ducks in time as one of the trees tries to punch him but Wooly Wonder grabbed it by the branch and slams it down.

Captain Frying Pan: Nice work. It's no wonder you are the best luchadora sheep in the world.

Wooly Wonder: And yet so many artists drew me as the thicc damsel in distress.

The bushes and trees ran off as Jimmy walked up to them both.

Jimmy: Hey thanks for the rescue Captain Frying Pan and Wooly...WHOA!

Suddenly Wooly Wonder grabbed Jimmy and started kissing him all over covered him with kiss marks.

Captain Frying Pan: Hey Wooly! Let him go and let him breath!

Wooly Wonder: Sorry! * Resumes kissing Jimmy*

Captain Frying Pan: HEY LET HIM GO!

Captain Frying Pan manages to pull Wooly and Jimmy apart.

Captain Frying Pan: Holy hamburgers what came over you?

Wooly Wonder: I don't know I just took one look of him and suddenly I had this urge to kiss him.

Captain Frying Pan: I know I'm not one to talk but...him? Why?

Jimmy: It's me! I don't know why but something about me drives women to kiss me up like I was the last piece of candy in a candy store. Not just women, few men, anyone it's my gift it's my curse...you're not going to kiss me are you?

Captain Frying Pan: Hey man you do what you want I don't swing that way.

Jimmy: You...you must be Asexual! Finally someone no sex drive whatsoever!

Captain Frying Pan: Thanks...I think! Anyway we got to find out who or what is causing these rogue plants to come alive. If only we had some clues.

Wooly Wonder: Hey I got this off of one of the plants. It some kind of logo badge but I don't know what it means.

Jimmy: Hey I know that logo. It belongs to Growing Corp Labs. It's a new greenhouse lab that specializes in plants. My mom went up there this morning for a job interview.

Captain Frying Pan: Egad! If they are somehow involve in these plants that means your Mom is in danger. Do you know where the lab is at?

Jimmy: Yeah I can lead the way!

Captain Frying Pan: Great! Now it is time to FLY!

Captain Frying Pan upwards as Wooly leads Jimmy to her car and they both took off to the lab. When they arrived (and after pulling the Captain out of a tree stump after his crash landing) they marched past the corn field and walked up to the lab. On the top floor window they saw two shadowy figures above them.

Captain Frying Pan: Hey! If you are the one responible for the plants acting wacky in the city show yourselves you fiends for you are facing Wooly Wonder and me Captain Frying Pan! Faster than pizza delivery! More powerful than ghost jalapeno peppers, able to drink 600 cans of coca-colas and not worry about his blood sugar level! I fight for truth! justice, and deep fried food ways of life! TRA-LA-LA!

Shadowy figure: You are kind of weird but then again I'm one to talk!

He steps out of the shadows to reveal himself to be a flower man dressed up as a war general.

Plant Commander: Allow me to introduce myself I am the Plant Commander and yes I did cause the plants to come alive in the city but that was just a field test for my formula.

Jimmy: A test? You mean that attack was just the beginning?

Plant Commander: That's right you scaly green monkey!

Captain Frying Pan: Hey he's a lizard, I know I made the same mistake myself.

Wooly Wonder: What do you have plan?

Plant Commander: After flying my crop duster I now have an army to help me take over the city and then the world. Soon we plants will be the rulers of earth and nothing can stop us. No more being stepped on by you humans and anthros, no more being grazed to death by cows and sheep, no more being used as salads to be eaten by vegans!

Captain Frying Pan: You fiend! Give us the antidote and you won't suffer the wrath of justice.

Jimmy: What makes you think he has an antidote?

Captain Frying Pan: Villains always antidotes. They're funny that way.

Plant Commander: He's right I do have an antidote! We are very funny that way. But I also have a hostage!

The second shadowy figure is revealed to be Catherine tied up and gagged with duct tape.

Jimmy: MOM!

Catherine: MMMFFPH! MMMRRRRPH!

Plant Commander: The scaly green female monkey came in this morning for a job interview. Little did she realize I was using this lab to create my formula for world conquest! Now face the wrath of my arm!

Captain Frying Pan: Uh...what army?

Plant Commander: What army? What army he say's. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAH!

Suddenly they all hear laughter all over and realizes that the corn field is the army!

Wooly Wonder/Jimmy/Captain Frying Pan: Uh-oh!

Plant Commander: ATTACK THEM! SHOW THE BLUE MONKEY! THE GREEN SCALY MONKEY AND THE FAT MASKED COW!

Wooly Wonder: I'M A SHEEP!

Plant Commander: Are you sure? You have more of a cow look than a sheep.

Soon the corn stalks began walking towards them. Wooly Wonder and Captain Frying Pan fought off the corn army as Jimmy makes his way into the green house. There he manages to reach up to his Mom while the Plant Commander is busy watching the battle. After undoing the tape and removing the gag Catherine gave her son a hug and a kiss.

Catherine: Oh Jimmy-poo! My darling baby you save me.

Jimmy: Mom not now we have to escape and help our friends with the corn army. If I only knew where he kept his antidote!

Catherine: I know where it is. Follow me while he's distracted. We can use his crop duster to spray the antidote.

Jimmy: You can fly a plane?

Catherine: We Mom's are more talented than you children think.

Back to the battle Captain Frying Pan and Wooly Wonder gave the corns a slip. The corn army looked all over for them until they saw the Captain and Wooly both wearing corn cobs around their bodies.

Corn stalk: Hey what kind of corn are you two?

Captain Frying Pan: Who us? Why we're Colonels can't you tell?

Corn stalk: BOO!

Captain Frying Pan: Okay it was a corny joke!

Corn Stalk: Oh please stop no more corn puns even we can't take them!

Captain Frying Pan: Okay lend me an ear on what you think is funny.

Corn Stalk: ARRRGH! SHOOT'EM DEAD!

The corn army's take their cobs and starts firing corn seeds at them both but Captain Frying Pan uses his magic frying pan to draw all the corn seeds and turn them into popcorns leaving a giant mountain of popped corn.

Wooly Wonder: Ooh that's impressive.

Captain Frying Pan: Now if only we had some salt and butter.

Plant Commander: You may have deflected their attacks but I still have a large army of corn soldiers ready to do battle with...huh?

Suddenly the crop duster with Catherine and Jimmy both flying it have spread the antidote over the corn army turning them all back into normal corn.

Plant Commander: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SCALY GREEN MONKEY'S WILL PAY FOR...* felt a tap on his shoulder* Huh?

He turns around to see Captain Frying Pan and Wooly Wonder behind him as he gulped in fear.

Plant Commander: You are going to hit me hard with your frying pan are you?

Captain Frying Pan: Yep! EAT PAN FLOWERY FIEND OF EVIL!

After beating up the Plant Commander. We find Jimmy, Catherine, Wooly Wonder and Captain Frying Pan as the police surrounds the lab and takes the beaten and bruised Plant Commander away to jail.

Captain Frying Pan: Once again the seeds of evil has been planted into a soil but grows into a mighty harvest known as justice!

Catherine: I can't take you enough for saving me and Jimmy! * Kisses Captain Frying Pan* Even if your whiskers tickles my lips.

Captain Frying Pan: Yeah I should start shaving! I look like a super hero bum.

Catherine: Well some gals like a rugged guy look. * To Wooly Wonder* And thank you so much. * Kisses Wooly Wonder in the mouth* What? I swing both ways myself.

The End.

Catherine and Jimmy by  JAMEArts

Story, characters and artwork by me.