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Textbook fantasy material. Cretin/s want her hand in marriage, or trying to get a ransom from her parents.
I'm sure it's nothing that these methods can't solve:
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la.....892-story.html
https://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/.....oviet-lessons/
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*Afternoon. Kidnappers get a large, bloodied rucksack sent to them. When opened, the heads of their closest friends and relatives spill out. Eyes gouged out, noses and ears cut off, teeth pulled out...etc*
*And most important of all, a scroll rolls out of the bag. When unraveled, the message reads as follows:*
"Release the princess immediately, or you vermin will meet the same fate!"
I'm sure it's nothing that these methods can't solve:
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la.....892-story.html
https://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/.....oviet-lessons/
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*Afternoon. Kidnappers get a large, bloodied rucksack sent to them. When opened, the heads of their closest friends and relatives spill out. Eyes gouged out, noses and ears cut off, teeth pulled out...etc*
*And most important of all, a scroll rolls out of the bag. When unraveled, the message reads as follows:*
"Release the princess immediately, or you vermin will meet the same fate!"
Rayden: Very well, m'lady! Let's see if I can hack this open. *spots a prison terminal* Of course, a PIP-OS Terminal. Just have to find the right word, and... ding-dong! Unlock Cell 2097.
The bars slide down, liberating the princess. But now a Klaxon blares in response.
Rayden: No doubt, the Puja will want us both dead. Stay close behind me. *readies his Phantom X1 laser rifle* It's about to get heavy!
The bars slide down, liberating the princess. But now a Klaxon blares in response.
Rayden: No doubt, the Puja will want us both dead. Stay close behind me. *readies his Phantom X1 laser rifle* It's about to get heavy!
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