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Swords and Sausages - Bun hunt - page 55 https://www.tigerknight.com/ss/12-55
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“There’s a very old tale about a little bird almost freezing to death one winter. It was so cold that the bird’s legs went numb and he fell out of his tree. An old dairy cow just happened along and took a dump right where the bird had fallen. This defrosted the little bird and he was so happy to be warm again that he started to sing. Along came a feral cat that on hearing the birdsong in the dead of winter hunted down the little bird, dug him out of the cow patty, cleaned him up a bit, and then ate him. From this, we can learn three truths.”
“And what three things do you learn?”
“Not every one that seems to be shitting on you is your enemy. Not every one that appears to be getting you out of shit is your friend. And when you find yourself buried chin deep in shit it’s usually not wise to sing about it …”
“So what are you going to do?”
“I’m going to take this load of shit I find myself stuck with, do a little repackaging, and then see if I can’t then sell this freshly bagged fertilizer to some other deserving idiot.”
“And what three things do you learn?”
“Not every one that seems to be shitting on you is your enemy. Not every one that appears to be getting you out of shit is your friend. And when you find yourself buried chin deep in shit it’s usually not wise to sing about it …”
“So what are you going to do?”
“I’m going to take this load of shit I find myself stuck with, do a little repackaging, and then see if I can’t then sell this freshly bagged fertilizer to some other deserving idiot.”
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