ian was anxious. he went all the way from his native ontario to wisconsin to see this show.

little did he know that the show was going to be nothing more than an excuse.

...an excuse for embezzling thousands of dollars from people. they hardly cared because it was zimbabwe dollars, though.

perhaps someone should've told those cheap hustlers that.

ian managed to get back home safely and actually richer than before because he found sixty dollars on the ground and unlike his cousin he didn't spend it on a halloween costume.

i mean, dressing up as the hulk may be cool, but sixty dollars is even cooler...