My desk. So, time for TL;DR
Everything is Right to left and top to bottom.
RED ZONE:
Broom, Alarm Clock, Tiger glasses holder,Orajel, 2 mini measure tapes, tin of bone shaped confetti, band-aids, glasses, Talc' Powder, scissors, Mooncalled, Phone

GREEN ZONE:
Wicked playbill, National Wildlife fund calender, Print of Persistence of Memory, PKMN Candy sticker, Raticate card, PKMN postcard, art from a friend, MP3 info card, foreign currency, paper clipping, TSO magnet, Art from a friend, Mike Rowe autograph.

PINK/PURPLE ZONE:
Laptop, FA site, IFC girls bookmark, Sleeping mask, earbuds, old planner.

BLUE ZONE:
Jade dragon, Ceramic owl, ceramic fox, glass angel, toppled over glass elk, paper dragon, ceramic owl 2, tablet pen, tablet, printer, smelly stuff, ceramic fox 2, chain of a necklace my Sollie made me, box that angel was in, tassel of a fan, glass bowl with a myriad of stuff, koala ears, change, nail polish, ceramic bowl with watch gears inside.