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Article from The Fur Times by Tobias Taylor:
"What they call the state's "Fat Capital" current status as, well, the fattest city in the country actually and maybe the world, might have something to do with Bob Fäytenner opening Bob's Bakery back in 1923, now a remarkably succesful family business managed by his son, Bob Fäytenner Junior. Despite the noticeable effect on the citizens' waistlines in the last 50 years or so ever since Bob set up shop, they take pride in their size and nobody seems to have any dislike for the business or its owners, and even seem to have the utmost respect and admiration for them. Such is the case, that those who show the smallest hint of disapproval for the company become laughing-stocks, and a common tradition in the town consists in a sort of lynching of the most dilligent desertors (almost everytime being immigrants or tourists), in which the offender is not killed or gravely injured (most of the times, that is), but rather sat on by the fattest members of the community until they admit they were wrong. Immediatly after, they are forced to eat a dozen croissants or any other pastries of their choice from Bob's Bakery. To this day, said social practice seems to be 100% effective in convincing the victim of becoming part of this strange pastry-eating culture."
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Last correspondence from Tobias recieved by TFT during his stay at the town, 2 years later found out to have moved there permanently without any notice:
"I have not tried anything from the bakery yet, and I don't really intend to, but I might not have another choice. Even if my stay here has been short, I can already feel everyone's stares directed at me when going out and taking my notes. I must be the thinnest in here by a long shot, and every goddamn fatty here has it out for me. I'll finish up my investigation tonight or tomorrow morning, have a single croissant or whatever from that strange place so I don't get fucking sat on by these fatasses and leave immediatly.
-TT"
aight! sudden surge of inspiration, tell me whatcha think about that texterino? I tried to mix in some horror elements apart from pure UNGA BUNGA.
"What they call the state's "Fat Capital" current status as, well, the fattest city in the country actually and maybe the world, might have something to do with Bob Fäytenner opening Bob's Bakery back in 1923, now a remarkably succesful family business managed by his son, Bob Fäytenner Junior. Despite the noticeable effect on the citizens' waistlines in the last 50 years or so ever since Bob set up shop, they take pride in their size and nobody seems to have any dislike for the business or its owners, and even seem to have the utmost respect and admiration for them. Such is the case, that those who show the smallest hint of disapproval for the company become laughing-stocks, and a common tradition in the town consists in a sort of lynching of the most dilligent desertors (almost everytime being immigrants or tourists), in which the offender is not killed or gravely injured (most of the times, that is), but rather sat on by the fattest members of the community until they admit they were wrong. Immediatly after, they are forced to eat a dozen croissants or any other pastries of their choice from Bob's Bakery. To this day, said social practice seems to be 100% effective in convincing the victim of becoming part of this strange pastry-eating culture."
[Archive photo]
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Last correspondence from Tobias recieved by TFT during his stay at the town, 2 years later found out to have moved there permanently without any notice:
"I have not tried anything from the bakery yet, and I don't really intend to, but I might not have another choice. Even if my stay here has been short, I can already feel everyone's stares directed at me when going out and taking my notes. I must be the thinnest in here by a long shot, and every goddamn fatty here has it out for me. I'll finish up my investigation tonight or tomorrow morning, have a single croissant or whatever from that strange place so I don't get fucking sat on by these fatasses and leave immediatly.
-TT"
aight! sudden surge of inspiration, tell me whatcha think about that texterino? I tried to mix in some horror elements apart from pure UNGA BUNGA.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fat Furs
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1485 x 1466px
File Size 670.6 kB
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