# Canine

Canine was one of those prompts that didn't incite much at first thought, so much so that I almost combined it with the following prompt. Still, I wanted to give the original prompts as many chances as I could before replacing them with something else. After all, this wasn't a stupid prompt like "True Monster." Still, with a prompt like Canine, the first thing one thinks of is a werewolf and as I'm sure you're aware by now, unless it's just too good to pass up, I try to veer away from low-hanging fruit as much as possible! With a little more thought though, I decided on something that's probably just as obvious admittedly, though far less used; Cerberus. This also filled my multiple-head, multi-boob slots in the kink BINGO card I've been filling out ever since the beginning of all this!

But what to do with Cerberus? This is the modern world after all, and modern problems require modern solutions! So, what if instead of being the Underworld's guard dog, she's now Hades' secretary? If you wanna get in, you gotta get through her and she's got a billion forms for you to fill out, in triplicate! She's the literal Big Bitch, who's all about things going by the book. If by some chance you can deal with all the legal red tape, lines, delays and whatever rigmarole she can throw you're way, you'll be begging for death! I figured this was something I've never seen before, plus filled my slots for "secretary", "bitchy ball breaker" and "glasses" slots in my aforementioned kink BINGO!