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posted 15 years ago Anthro Artist | Support me with Shinies!

1. Blenderite Pox
2. Wexes Wooshwoosh
3. Vegematus Flailapus
4. Frijoles De Caberets

I'm not a doctor so I can't help.

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chronoteeth ~chronoteeth

Traditional/Digital Artist

15 years ago

i had headbean once

terrible terrible thing that disease s

Scurrow ~scurrow

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Anthro Artist

15 years ago

I DO HOPE I NEVER GET IT.

skippyfoxcub ~skippyfoxcub

Photographer

15 years ago

You got #4 incorrect so I'm giving you a D-, the answer was "Stupid Glasses"

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Stupid glasses
Made with molasses
Next to where the grass is.

RelaxingDragon1 ~relaxingdragon1

Art Whore

15 years ago

Platypox doesn't seem so bad.

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

That guy used to be a gorgeous model with locks of beautiful hair!!!

squeaki ~squeaki

Watcher

15 years ago

I think I'm suffering from "Plant with Leg." Could you direct me to a doctor who can help me?

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

--->

hat-man ~hat-man

Watcher

15 years ago

my plant has a leg and my floor has a dick

what do

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Leg dick party

unidentifiedtypingobject ~unidentifiedtypingobject

Digital Artist

15 years ago

So that's what I keep hearing from the washing machine at night...

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

You just have to change the lint trap every 10 seconds.

unidentifiedtypingobject ~unidentifiedtypingobject

Digital Artist

15 years ago

How fast are your hands that fast!? X3

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

NO!

unidentifiedtypingobject ~unidentifiedtypingobject

Digital Artist

15 years ago

then how do you change it every ten seconds while the machine runs?

Toddfawx ~toddfawx

Musician

15 years ago

I'm gettin clean o:

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

FINALLY.

Toddfawx ~toddfawx

Musician

15 years ago

lolz OH YOU

ColNathanRJessup ~colnathanrjessup

Photographer

15 years ago

I'm trained in all these afflictions.

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

heeeeeelp!

ColNathanRJessup ~colnathanrjessup

Photographer

15 years ago

*hugs*

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

cured!

Dobes Crusher ~van-weasel

Dobes Crusher

15 years ago

No wonder all my laundry comes out fox-colored.

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

It's because you're putting your clothes into a fox instead of a washing machine, I keep telling you this.

Tha_Pig ~thapig

The Ultimate Omnivore

15 years ago

Not funny! My father died of that.

All of them.

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

I just wanted to raise awareness so we can find the cures.

Awareness has now been raised by .00001%

Tha_Pig ~thapig

The Ultimate Omnivore

15 years ago

I don't want the cure to be found. I still have a few people left I need to eliminate using these methods.

Musician

15 years ago

I had Foxes in the Washing Machine when I was but a child. I spent months in hospital, they had to amputate the entire washing machine. I was just a boy!

the fopse

15 years ago

Surely they just need to amputate the door. Unless you've been cleaning the whole hen house in there. Then they won't wanna budge. Stubborn orange blighters.

Musician

15 years ago

Today they'd just amputate the door, yes, but I was a kid and washing machine surgery was a lot less developed back in '43. I get by with my prosthetic washing machine I guess

Thom ~mongreldog

Musician

15 years ago

I love this with all of my body. It reminds me of B. Kliban or M. Kupperman or someone else with an initial and a surname.

Watcher

15 years ago

Crossed with Edward Gorey, but not.

Who did all those illustrations sort-of-like-this for those kids' science books in the 19890s?

And whoever draws like a tweaked-out Maurice Sendak for the Nyerker (woah I can't believe I actually found the name: Ed "Not Ed" Koren).

Watcher

15 years ago

# Why are they all named Ed?

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Edward Gorey is one of my favorite artists.

Edward Scissorhands is one of my favorite Scissorhands.

Momijisama ~momijisama

Fursuiter

15 years ago

*is afflicted with head beans too*

skippyfoxcub ~skippyfoxcub

Photographer

15 years ago

I saw a guy on TV once who had Head Pigeons, it looked awful.

Momijisama ~momijisama

Fursuiter

15 years ago

I saw the same thing, too! I think the poor kids name was Dib. XD

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Oh yeah, i remember that.

ZephyrSkunk ~zephyrskunk

Watcher

15 years ago

So, how exactly does one go about catching the dreaded(?) wexes wooshwoosh?

I adore these. Your sense of humor is amazing, and your vault of bizarrely awesome ideas almost limitless.

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

No one is really sure, but there's a few speculations. It could be from poor nutrition, or too much nutrition, leaving your washing machine outside too long, stress, vitamin C deficiencies, exposure to impolite chickens, all these things supposedly cause Foxes in the washing machine.

Thank you Zephs, I'm thankful my bizarreness has an outlet where people appreciate it! But just don't be surprised if I get carted off to the mental institution at some point.

ZephyrSkunk ~zephyrskunk

Watcher

15 years ago

Oh, no worries. I'll break you out in the middle of the night. No psych ward guard can resist a fluffy skunk tail.

Art Whore

15 years ago

Washing machine foxes actually aren't that bad, they keep you in style by ripping all unfashionable clothes to pieces.

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Great, that's why my entire wardrobe disappeared!!

Art Whore

15 years ago

Mystery solved.

wolfmongoose ~wolfmongoose

Digital Artist

15 years ago

My plant has an arm.
He managed to set up his own twatter account and tweets awful things about me when i'm not home.
Plant with arm has ruined my life. It is no a joek.

Scurrow ~scurrow

OP

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

I'm totally adding your plant on twitter!

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