Adventuring is so much hecking fun!

The taverns!
The danger!
The loot!
The surprisingly hot monsters!
There is so much to it all, and everyone will be different!

It's very important you dont bite off more than you can chew though, especially at first, so many adventures set out into the wilderness, only to be hit in the knee with an arrow and doomed to a a life of mediocrity, guarding towns from chicken chasers and the occasional skeleton trying to get in to bone people to death (I heard one claming somthing about being a great hero before loosing an eye, these skellies are getting crafty, I tell you!).

So Duski, the cautiously and tactfully brave poppo he is, thought he would start easy, traversing the local slime forest to grind some loot and experiance, just enough to afford an actual sword and some armour, his tiny tiny knife he stole from ye old'e steakhouse not really cutting it (ba bum tish).

Trouble is, its incredibly easy to underestimate the little guys...
Have you ever actually fought a slime? You realise attacks just go though them, right!?
And if it seperates, it just becomes more slimes! or worse, joins back together even bigger!!!
How the heck can you kill liquid!?!?

Needless to say, the poor poor pup had unknowingly cast himself into potentially the most dangerious place at all!
The world is incredibly lucky the cute and colourful blobs have no brain to explore away from their habitat... Oh god no, they do now!!!! RUUUUN!!!!!!!

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An incredibly fun piece by the equally incredible  g472y who makes some fantastic, fun art that admittedly you have to be a little brainless to enjoy~

I couldn't pass up on the chance to have my boy's brain stolen! I mean heck! I didnt even realise he had one anyway! It wasn't like he was using it...