I want gatling taillights, take care of those pesky tailgaters....

There's missiles back there for that 😎😎

And tire spikes
and an oil tank

Now, I HAVE done the smokescreen bit...

A pristine white Beemer was crowding my bumper back when I was driving an elderly Mercedes diesel. I started rolling coal and turned it into a Dalmatian...

ROFLMAO. I'm sure the BMW driver was calling you everything but a Sunday School teacher.

I feel no guilt. He had it coming.

I wouldn't either.

To add further insult to injury, I could imagine your stately merc could have lasted another 200,000 miles on said original motor with hardly a sign of distress.

Same could not be said about that poor beamer owner. Beamers usually go for a good what? 35k miles worth from the factory? after which they're basically scrap?

xDD

Nowadays, yes. Back in the day, they were as good as anything from Daimler-Benz... :D

180K on the one Dad and I had, we were the second owners. Do the maintenance and don't drive like an asshat and they do lost. Manual mode on the automatic transmission was interesting. Switch to that and you sure had a lot more power.. we found it was easy to hit 120mp on the highway - was hard to notice on the long straight stretch from Flagstaff to Winslow on I 40... Surprised DPS didn't send us a ticket - they run aircraft with radar along that road

Heh, more fuel for the BMW vs Mercedes debate!

BMW: Bring Money and Wallet.

Ah ha ha ha!

Never saw that acronym before.

There are many more...

https://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/s.....ad.php?t=37767

Heh, had a 1995 325I convertible for a number of years - Dad drove it mostly till he couldn't get in and out of it due to arthritus. Got it at a dealership I worked for 16 years ago. They gave some yuppies from Scottsdale only 5 grand trade in value on it towards an Escalade. Swapped a pickup for it and we had a lot of fun with the car. Ended up buying a used hard top for it - the rag top wore out. Was still running good but a few repairs were going to cost more than it was worth. Traded it towards a Kia Optima that he drove till he passed 2 years ago.

My da had a 318 briefly in the early 70s; nice little car. Traded it in on a 250C around '72.

Those were classics. My folks looked at one, Dad was set to buy it but the Salesman showed off during the test drive and scared mom. When she said no, that was it...

I'm tempted to get a paint ball Claymore and have it on the back bumper with a button on the steering column . Pop and paint all over their windshield...

That might be considered creating a driving hazard.

Aimed specifically at their front grill instead of the windshield, though...

Would be interesting

"It's a prototype."

so they upgunned his ride... where the heck does it carry all the ammo?

V.

Hammerspace.

ooo...ooo... it's an Italian car, right?

*hums the theme from the good the bad and the ugly...

V.

Actually, those aren't bullets. The car is shooting off sparks from its Lucas electrics.

Better order more smoke fluid for the wiring harness too from Lucas.
Want to know how to get rid of covid 19? Assign it a Lucas Part number, no one will ever get it.....

Lucas! The Prince of Darkness!

The reason Brits drink warm beer!

^.^

Beep beep. Beep beep. His horn went beep beep beep.

Well, I suppose Gatling guns in the headlights are better than machine guns in the turn signals. (I believe that's where they originally were located.)

Right. The turn signals swiveled down, and the gun barrels poked out.

shoot all the squab XD !! ^v^ 😈😂

PEW PEW PEW ^.^

I was so enthused by the "HEY!" to "Meh..." reviews of "No time to die" that I was ready and set to run out and plunk over $200.00 to get the Deluxe "Creator" Lego set to build that Austin-Martin spy car because it had all the "Gadgets" in it including the retractable Gatling Guns.

Then, I thought of these guys.

The Holidays are coming, and packages are getting set up to get mailed.

^.^ Good man.

Of course MMM is going to mod his car with that feature.

Cultural imperative.

Wait -- what? After he split with Jerry Lewis, Dean started working with John Astin?

That's why the horn says "FREUNLAVEN!"

I had a Renault. The horn said, "Haunque," just before the car capitulated.

Did it have the white flag option on the antenna?

Option, heck! You couldn't take it off!