This is just a normal day for him and me as macros ~

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it's SHORT.

I <3 Dama.

Dama









(Note: Dama is jewish)

Dama says (11:28 p.m.):
Dude...we should totally follow some random person around as giants just to mess with him.
(- DD says (11:28 p.m.):
*giggles* good idea!
Dama says (11:29 p.m.):
But who? That is the question...
(- DD says (11:29 p.m.):
*points at a jew guy walking by*
Dama says (11:30 p.m.):
*points at a Mexican walking by at the same time.*
(- DD says (11:31 p.m.):
if that's some sort of innuendo cause I said jew.. I will punch you so hard, you will poop your muzzle! *points at you closely while glaring*
Dama says (11:31 p.m.):
What kind of innuendo?
(- DD says (11:31 p.m.):
*sighs* nothing nevermind
but anyways, yeah
Dama says (11:31 p.m.):
SEXUAL inuendo? :3
(- DD says (11:31 p.m.):
>__>
wat
Dama says (11:32 p.m.):
Nothing 9.9
*Points to somebody who is either Arab or Pakistani* How about that guy?
(- DD says (11:32 p.m.):
ok that one will do :3c
Dama says (11:33 p.m.):
*Starts slowly following, making as little noise as possible...which is still fairly noisy*
(- DD says (11:33 p.m.):
*goes next to you, but in tippy toes*
Dama says (11:34 p.m.):
*The guy does not notice...apparently he is hard of hearing*
(- DD says (11:34 p.m.):
*goes in all four and follows like a lion about to hunt, very slowly and quietly*
Dama says (11:35 p.m.):
*After a few blocks the guy looks behind him. The fox tries to hide behind the nearest building*
(- DD says (11:36 p.m.):
*rolls and hides behind two trees*
Dama says (11:36 p.m.):
*neither the trees nor the building are big enough and the guy easilly sees us...then runs*
(- DD says (11:37 p.m.):
*quick!! catch him!! *points*
Dama says (11:37 p.m.):
*No...give him a false sense of security first.
Dama says (11:38 p.m.):
* waits for him to run far enough to think we lost him*
...ok, now we follow again.
(- DD says (11:39 p.m.):
*giggles* you are smart! *slowly on four again, crouching and following quietly*
Dama says (11:39 p.m.):
*sees the guy enter a building. He sneaks while making sneaking music sound effects*
(- DD says (11:41 p.m.):
*giggles and does the same without the sound effects, going on a side of the building, peeking out a little to spy, giggling continuously*
Dama says (11:42 p.m.):
*lies sprawled across the street and several small shops, following the victim's path up the elevator with his finger*
(- DD says (11:43 p.m.):
*smiles looking closely*
Dama says (11:44 p.m.):
Ok, on my signal, you grab him, then smooch him and let him go. Ok?
(- DD says (11:44 p.m.):
*giggles and waits staring closely, his hand ready*
Dama says (11:45 p.m.):
*waits for him to fully settle into his cubicle* NOW!
(- DD says (11:45 p.m.):
*snatches him out! and gives him a BIG sloppy SMOOCH all over his teeny body and sets him back in*

*giggles and hides!*
Dama says (11:46 p.m.):
*he runs as fast as his legs can carry him out the front door, then faints the second he sees me sprawled in front of him*
(- DD says (11:47 p.m.):
awesome!! *pokes his belly* ...is he dead?
Dama says (11:47 p.m.):
Nah.
Dama says (11:48 p.m.):
Leave him be. Imagine what he'll tell his friends.
Dama says (11:49 p.m.):
*looks behind him* I think I kicked my feet without realizing it.
(- DD says (11:49 p.m.):
*headtilts* wait what?
Dama says (11:50 p.m.):
*points to the wrecked shops behind him*
My bad...
(- DD says (11:50 p.m.):
... *gasps and covers mouth*
*laughs*
Dama says (11:50 p.m.):
...anyone want to exchange insurance info? No?
(- DD says (11:51 p.m.):
fuck the ants! they should be happy we didn't step on them! *looks at some scared people that saw it all* right?
Dama says (11:51 p.m.):
*shrugs and munches on some now squashed chocolates*
Dama says (11:52 p.m.):
I'm just playin' Deed. They can't hear over the booming voices we have anyways.
Dama says (11:53 p.m.):
Watch. I will give everyone here gold!
Dama says (11:54 p.m.):
*they just shake in fear*
(- DD says (11:54 p.m.):
*laughs laudly*
awesome *smirks*
Dama says (11:55 p.m.):
Do you think somwhere there's a group of people who chase giants around because of the fetish and try bondage on them?
*pokes some of the fainted people*
(- DD says (11:56 p.m.):
oh god... *laughs* that would be impossible tho'

looking around*

*leans down and pokes one.. ...to hard as his guts come out from every hole on him*

... oh woops! *covers mouth*
Dama says (11:57 p.m.):
*sighs* Well now you have to eat it.
(- DD says (11:58 p.m.):
*shrugs* I like sushi, I guess this is kind of the same..

*leans and gives a looooong slurp along the grass..

....as the person is now -not- there*

*chews and swallows* ... *sucks on his fingers* ooh la la ~ this one was french!
Dama says (11:59 p.m.):
Yum.