You were just riding in your car leisurely until, suddenly and without warning, an eevee with black hair and an awesome hat falls from the sky tackling your windshield, licking at the window he mouths a hi. He wants in ;3
What would you do?
>>insert action
((This little doodle came about from this image: http://super-tuler.deviantart.com/art/LIIIIIICKKK-177921268?q=sort%3Atime+gallery%3Asuper-tuler&qo=0 it was suuuuch a cute idea, I had to make my own version x3 I don't know if I even will continue this but I've got some ideas x3 I want to hear yours!
O and my sketch book is too big for my scanner, so while I tried to patch up the scar line for combining two images, it may still be visible. please ignore this inconsistency x3))
What would you do?
>>insert action
((This little doodle came about from this image: http://super-tuler.deviantart.com/art/LIIIIIICKKK-177921268?q=sort%3Atime+gallery%3Asuper-tuler&qo=0 it was suuuuch a cute idea, I had to make my own version x3 I don't know if I even will continue this but I've got some ideas x3 I want to hear yours!
O and my sketch book is too big for my scanner, so while I tried to patch up the scar line for combining two images, it may still be visible. please ignore this inconsistency x3))
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o-0 *yips at the soapy liquid soaking up his rump, licking his lips and pouncing the motorcyclist getting a brand new bike in the process~*
hehe funny idea x3 one friend suggest the windshield wiper thing, I'd be licking the car in an animation and then a single windshield wiper swipes me off as I make a pouty face x3
hehe funny idea x3 one friend suggest the windshield wiper thing, I'd be licking the car in an animation and then a single windshield wiper swipes me off as I make a pouty face x3
And youd be getting a brand new leather jacket too. Though I still wonder how you missed them since they were only 4 cars up and one to the left. Oh! And lets not forget the shades the biker would likely have been wearing! Youd have a new set of shades outta the deal too. Just try not to wreck that bike too soon. Im sure you will be using it to chase down prey that tries to leap outta their cars to get away from ye.
*looks cutely at you and licks your face. Getting in I sit on your lap and curl into a ball. when it's safe and you get to a red light without warning I pounce your face and slurp you all up~ I open the door and roll out, leaving the car behind, probably freaking out a few drivers, and make my way for the bushes*
awww *smiles at you as you lick my face and pets over your back, then the car stoped and I smile at you as you quickly pounced my face*
O_o MPH!
*tries to push and pull you away but it doesn't work, still struggles but I'm going down your throat into your mawr belly*
*pushes against your belly wall*
E-Ey! O_O let me out!!!
O_o MPH!
*tries to push and pull you away but it doesn't work, still struggles but I'm going down your throat into your mawr belly*
*pushes against your belly wall*
E-Ey! O_O let me out!!!
Obviously youve never dealt with Roco or my little partner, Quicksilver. Roco can eat a dozen Snorlax, and STILL have room for you. Even as an Eevee. Quicksilver might not match Roco in vorishness, but the 9 inch silver terror has enough energy to make Roco here get tired just THINKING about dealing with him. Add in mischief of the type that he would get a kick outta spraying you with some sorta cologne/perfume or something that makes ye smell like cookies or something, and set Roco loose on ye, or just tie ye down to a chair and make ye watch an endless stream of reruns of Barney, Teletubies and Boohbahs. Or dying your fur a bright fleuro pink that practically screams your a girly man to the world.
I think youd fear THOSE Eevees thusly.
I think youd fear THOSE Eevees thusly.
*fiddles madly with the car's controls, trying to get the thing to work as it trundles along with nobody working the pedals or steering since the driver has already been eaten, then looks up at the figure on the windscreen, regretting his master plan of "hide in someone's back seat then eat them" since he's now stuck in a moving vehicle that he has no idea how to control*
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