This is a little fan gift art for Dana Claire at https://twitter.com/MizDanaClaire the creator of the web comics Ozy and Millie and now Phoebe and her Unicorn https://twitter.com/phoebeandheruniwhere Phoebe and Marigold the Unicorn meets up with my persona Captain Frying Pan as he takes on a ghoulish mad scientist the evil Mr. Ghoul.
(Story)
The scene takes on a close up on Captain Frying Pan's face. Sweating intensely and appearing to be struggling.
Narrator: We find our hero Captain Frying Pan as takes on one of his most difficult job yet. Putting on a new pair of jeans.
The camera zooms away to reveals Captain Frying Pan trying to pull up a pair of jeans.
Captain Frying Pan: COME ON! I MANAGE TO LOOSE A FEW...POUNDS...I'LL MAKE YOU...FIT! ONE SIZE FITS ALL YEAH RIGHT! GRRRR!
He flops down on the floor breathing hard.
Captain Frying Pan: * Breathing hard* Whew...you win this round you evils of fashion senses but I will have my day when you will fit me! Maybe in 20 years. Oh well I prefer my sweats anyways. They give me comfort.
After putting on his sweatpants. Captain Frying Pan flew out using his magic frying pan and made it to a mall to enjoy one of his favorite snacks.
Captain Frying Pan: Mmm-mmm! Nothing like a taste of my Monday treat of milkshake. One chocolate milkshake please?
Cashier girl: Sorry sir but that little girl and her pet talking horse had the last chocolate milkshakes. How about our frozen yogurt?
Captain Frying Pan: No more milkshakes? Wait! Talking horse? Is...nah! Oh well I'll give the yogurt a try gotta adapt!
Captain Frying Pan takes his frozen yogurt and quickly slurps it up.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey this frozen yogurt isn't half...bad...I...ARRRRGH! BRAIN FREEZE! OW! OW! OW! WHY DOES IT HURT SO BAD BUT TASTE SO GOOD?! OH THE ICY HEAD DEMONS FROM HADES! DO NOT TAKE MY MIND!
Woman's voice: Hey do you mind? You are scaring Phoebe!
Captain Frying Pan turns around to see a white unicorn looking at him with a little girl riding on her. Knowing that the girl must be Phoebe but he is more concern that he is seeing a unicorn talking to him.
Captain Frying Pan: Whoa! What did they put in these yogurts? I'm seeing a talking horse!
Phoebe: * Giggles* That's Marigold my Unicorn friend.
Marigold: The most beautiful Unicorn in the world and your man-baby screaming is scaring Phoebe.
Phoebe: It did not! I just told you that so you can help shut him up!
Captain Frying Pan: Sorry those brain freezes were killers. Still I Captain Frying Pan must go out to patrol the city. Who knows what evil will lurk around a corner!
Suddenly they all heard an evil laughter out of no where. Then a cloud of green smoke appeared. Emerging from the smoke is a sickly tall green man wearing a black suit, a top hat, with a orange and black striped tie and wearing black and orange socks. It was Mr. Ghoul a evil scientist turned into a Hyde-like monster and now has the power to create evil ghoul-like creatures.
Mr. Ghoul: Bru-ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! Foolish mortals you've lived in happiness and beauty for too long. Now my ghouls will send you all back to the dark ages. So said Mr. Ghoul!
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! Did I called it or what?
Marigold: I know him! He leads an army of man-made ghouls. He turn any poor innocent creatures into ghouls using a ghoul gun.
Phoebe: You've heard of him?
Marigold: He tried to take over the realm of us magical creatures before. Now it looks like he is targeting humans.
Captain Frying Pan: Not on my watch. Time to cook up some justice! TRA-LA-LA!
Captain Frying Pan leaps out in front of Mr. Ghoul and strikes a heroic pose.
Captain Frying Pan: Stand down you green fiend! Or face the wrath of a super hero!
Mr. Ghoul: Where is he? Is he standing behind that fat blue hairy man?
Captain Frying Pan: I'm that super hero! Captain Frying Pan!
Mr. Ghoul: You can't be a super hero. You're too fat and hairy!
Captain Frying Pan: Yeah and you're skinny and ugly looking. Now we don't want any trouble so leave peacefully or...
Before he could finish Mr. Ghoul opens up his suit and strange looking bat creatures flew out.
Mr. Ghoul: Fly my bat ghouls and destroy that fat fool!
The bat creatures flew around Captain Frying Pan a couple of them bit the Captain right on the seat of his pants.
Captain Frying Pan: YEOW! Okay you flying rodent freaks I hate to do this to animals but EAT PAN YOU FLYING GHOULISH FREAKS!
Captain Frying Pan takes his frying pan and starts clobbering the bat creatures. Five of them flew high and started spitting acid balls at him. He leaps out of the way, using his frying pan he knocks back the acid balls turning them into balls of orange juice and hits the bat ghouls in the mouths. Turning them back into regular bats.
Marigold: You turn them back to normal?
Captain Frying Pan: My cosmic gem embedded in my frying pan turns any minerals, weapons, and energy attacks into foods that can cure any mutations apparently and...
A bat ghoul tries to hit him with an acid ball but he blocks it and turns the ball into a jelly doughnut and ate it and it gave him some extra boost of power.
Captain Frying Pan: Helps keep me from being low on energy! Excuse me!
He starts spinning like a tornado and did a spin attack on the bat ghouls knocking them out cold.
Phoebe: Hey that is kind of cool what else can you do?
Mr. Ghoul: Ghoulish imps come to me!
Suddenly tiny green pointy nose and green teeth imps with dark black eyes appears surrounding Marigold, Phoebe and Captain Frying Pan.
Captain Frying Pan: Well for a pretty heavy build guy I can also...RUN PRETTY FAST!
He picks up Marigold and Phoebe with one hand and starts running at super speed with an army of ghoulish imps chasing him.
Marigold: They kind of remind me of our goblin friends.
Ghoulish imp: Come back here! So we can skin you alive for our master!
Marigold: Except these guys don't go Blart like the goblins do.
Phoebe: Look out Captain!
He stops as they are surrounded by the imps aiming bows and arrows at them. Captain puts down Marigold and Phoebe and holds up his magic frying pan making the bows and arrows being pulled out of the imps hands and as they land into the pan they got turned into churros and Captain Frying Pan ate them all.
Captain Frying Pan: BURP! Not bad but I think they had too much cinnamon in them.
The imps started to run away but Captain Frying Pan stomps on the ground creating a shockwave to knock down the imps. Then he takes his frying pan and using it like a golf club he swings and knocks all the imps so hard that they all were nothing but tiny dots in the skies.
Captain Frying Pan: Don't worry my friends they'll come back down...eventually. Okay Mr. Ghoul you green geek ready to give up?
Mr. Ghoul: Never I have one more up my sleeve! Gator ghoul attack!
Suddenly a hideous looking ghoul like alligator appeared.
Captain Frying Pan: Don't worry Marigold and Phoebe I still have my magic...
Suddenly a green beam knocks the pan out of his hand. The beam came from the gun blaster in Mr. Ghoul's hands as he cackles in pride.
Captain Frying Pan: Frying pan? (Chuckles nervously) Hey lets be friends huh Gator Ghoul? You're my kind of reptile!
The monster tries to bite down on Captain Frying Pan but he stops the monster by holding onto it's massive jaws and he starts wrestling with the creature. He then starts lifting up the monster gator and slamming it down on it's back and holding it down and starts rubbing it's belly.
Captain Frying Pan: That's a good gator enjoy your tummy rub and go to sleep!
Mr. Ghoul: Foolish mortal that rubbing a alligator's stomach to put them to sleep is a load of...
Suddenly the gator ghoul is fast asleep as Captain Frying Pan leaps up and shouts.
Captain Frying Pan: Come to me my frying pan!
His magic frying pan flew right at Captain Frying Pan accidentally smacking him in the face.
Captain Frying Pan: OW! We've got to work on that.
Phoebe: I can't believe that tummy rubbing thing really works.
Marigold: Well that and I used a bit of my sleeping spell to help but lets keep that to ourselves.
Mr. ghoul: Impossible how could you defeat all of my ghouls?!
Captain Frying Pan: I am Captain Frying Pan. I'm faster than a pizza delivery! More powerful than spicy hot wings! Able to eat 500 chili cheeseburgers and not get a heartburn! I fight for truth, justice and for the comfort food way of life!
Mr. Ghoul aims his ghoul gun at Phoebe.
Mr. Ghoul: I'm not done I'll turn that brat into a new ghoul!
Captain Frying Pan: Not so fast you foul green fiend!
He tosses his frying pan and it knocks the gun out. The pan flew back into the Captains hands and using the pan it draws the gun into the pan turning it into chocolate and he ate it whole.
Mr. Ghoul: This is not good! I'm out of here!
Captain Frying Pan: Hey come back here!
Marigold: Climb aboard Captain.
Captain Frying Pan rode on Marigold and both the hero and the unicorn chases down the ghoul. Captain Frying Pan takes his frying pan and as they both catches up with Mr. Ghoul the captain takes his pan and smashes him on the head knocking him out cold. The police soon arrives to take Mr. Ghoul and his ghouls away to jail.
Mr. Ghoul: This isn't over! I'll be back and I will haunt you all in your nightmares!
As the police takes Mr. Ghoul away Captain Frying Pan stood in a pose.
Captain Frying Pan: Once again the beef and beans of evil has been wrapped and served in a burrito known as Justice!
Police officer: It would also help if you would loose some weight you big fat slob!
Captain Frying Pan: Oh come on I've stopped plenty of villains for you guys! Why are you always fat shaming me!
Police officer: Because heroes are not supposed to be fat and ugly looking. They should look handsome and muscular not some fat clown in sweatpants and bedroom slippers.
As the police left Captain Frying Pan feels downtrodden.
Captain Frying Pan: You think by now they would appreciate my help by now instead of...looking me like I'm some fat hairy fool.
Phoebe: Well I think you're an awesome hero no matter what they say!
Marigold: I think I know a group who might help you feel appreciated for saving me and Phoebe.
In a forest a large gathering of magical creatures from dragons, fairies, goblins, pixies and of course unicorns. Phoebe and Marigold are in the center with Captain Frying Pan as Prince Lord Humility (still hides in a bush) holds up a gold medal on his unicorn horn.
Prince Lord Humility: For saving Marigold Heavenly Nostril and her human friend Phoebe we the creatures of the magical community present you Captain Frying Pan this gold medal of being our first human defender of magical creatures and kids everywhere.
Everyone cheered as Captain Frying Pan took a bow.
Captain Frying Pan: Aw thank you all. Now I just have one thing to ask. What's for dinner? I'm hungry!
The End.
Marigold, Phoebe and Prince Lord Humility (Not sure if I got his name right) belongs to Dana Claire.
Artwork, Captain Frying Pan and Mr. Ghoul belongs to me.
(Story)
The scene takes on a close up on Captain Frying Pan's face. Sweating intensely and appearing to be struggling.
Narrator: We find our hero Captain Frying Pan as takes on one of his most difficult job yet. Putting on a new pair of jeans.
The camera zooms away to reveals Captain Frying Pan trying to pull up a pair of jeans.
Captain Frying Pan: COME ON! I MANAGE TO LOOSE A FEW...POUNDS...I'LL MAKE YOU...FIT! ONE SIZE FITS ALL YEAH RIGHT! GRRRR!
He flops down on the floor breathing hard.
Captain Frying Pan: * Breathing hard* Whew...you win this round you evils of fashion senses but I will have my day when you will fit me! Maybe in 20 years. Oh well I prefer my sweats anyways. They give me comfort.
After putting on his sweatpants. Captain Frying Pan flew out using his magic frying pan and made it to a mall to enjoy one of his favorite snacks.
Captain Frying Pan: Mmm-mmm! Nothing like a taste of my Monday treat of milkshake. One chocolate milkshake please?
Cashier girl: Sorry sir but that little girl and her pet talking horse had the last chocolate milkshakes. How about our frozen yogurt?
Captain Frying Pan: No more milkshakes? Wait! Talking horse? Is...nah! Oh well I'll give the yogurt a try gotta adapt!
Captain Frying Pan takes his frozen yogurt and quickly slurps it up.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey this frozen yogurt isn't half...bad...I...ARRRRGH! BRAIN FREEZE! OW! OW! OW! WHY DOES IT HURT SO BAD BUT TASTE SO GOOD?! OH THE ICY HEAD DEMONS FROM HADES! DO NOT TAKE MY MIND!
Woman's voice: Hey do you mind? You are scaring Phoebe!
Captain Frying Pan turns around to see a white unicorn looking at him with a little girl riding on her. Knowing that the girl must be Phoebe but he is more concern that he is seeing a unicorn talking to him.
Captain Frying Pan: Whoa! What did they put in these yogurts? I'm seeing a talking horse!
Phoebe: * Giggles* That's Marigold my Unicorn friend.
Marigold: The most beautiful Unicorn in the world and your man-baby screaming is scaring Phoebe.
Phoebe: It did not! I just told you that so you can help shut him up!
Captain Frying Pan: Sorry those brain freezes were killers. Still I Captain Frying Pan must go out to patrol the city. Who knows what evil will lurk around a corner!
Suddenly they all heard an evil laughter out of no where. Then a cloud of green smoke appeared. Emerging from the smoke is a sickly tall green man wearing a black suit, a top hat, with a orange and black striped tie and wearing black and orange socks. It was Mr. Ghoul a evil scientist turned into a Hyde-like monster and now has the power to create evil ghoul-like creatures.
Mr. Ghoul: Bru-ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! Foolish mortals you've lived in happiness and beauty for too long. Now my ghouls will send you all back to the dark ages. So said Mr. Ghoul!
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! Did I called it or what?
Marigold: I know him! He leads an army of man-made ghouls. He turn any poor innocent creatures into ghouls using a ghoul gun.
Phoebe: You've heard of him?
Marigold: He tried to take over the realm of us magical creatures before. Now it looks like he is targeting humans.
Captain Frying Pan: Not on my watch. Time to cook up some justice! TRA-LA-LA!
Captain Frying Pan leaps out in front of Mr. Ghoul and strikes a heroic pose.
Captain Frying Pan: Stand down you green fiend! Or face the wrath of a super hero!
Mr. Ghoul: Where is he? Is he standing behind that fat blue hairy man?
Captain Frying Pan: I'm that super hero! Captain Frying Pan!
Mr. Ghoul: You can't be a super hero. You're too fat and hairy!
Captain Frying Pan: Yeah and you're skinny and ugly looking. Now we don't want any trouble so leave peacefully or...
Before he could finish Mr. Ghoul opens up his suit and strange looking bat creatures flew out.
Mr. Ghoul: Fly my bat ghouls and destroy that fat fool!
The bat creatures flew around Captain Frying Pan a couple of them bit the Captain right on the seat of his pants.
Captain Frying Pan: YEOW! Okay you flying rodent freaks I hate to do this to animals but EAT PAN YOU FLYING GHOULISH FREAKS!
Captain Frying Pan takes his frying pan and starts clobbering the bat creatures. Five of them flew high and started spitting acid balls at him. He leaps out of the way, using his frying pan he knocks back the acid balls turning them into balls of orange juice and hits the bat ghouls in the mouths. Turning them back into regular bats.
Marigold: You turn them back to normal?
Captain Frying Pan: My cosmic gem embedded in my frying pan turns any minerals, weapons, and energy attacks into foods that can cure any mutations apparently and...
A bat ghoul tries to hit him with an acid ball but he blocks it and turns the ball into a jelly doughnut and ate it and it gave him some extra boost of power.
Captain Frying Pan: Helps keep me from being low on energy! Excuse me!
He starts spinning like a tornado and did a spin attack on the bat ghouls knocking them out cold.
Phoebe: Hey that is kind of cool what else can you do?
Mr. Ghoul: Ghoulish imps come to me!
Suddenly tiny green pointy nose and green teeth imps with dark black eyes appears surrounding Marigold, Phoebe and Captain Frying Pan.
Captain Frying Pan: Well for a pretty heavy build guy I can also...RUN PRETTY FAST!
He picks up Marigold and Phoebe with one hand and starts running at super speed with an army of ghoulish imps chasing him.
Marigold: They kind of remind me of our goblin friends.
Ghoulish imp: Come back here! So we can skin you alive for our master!
Marigold: Except these guys don't go Blart like the goblins do.
Phoebe: Look out Captain!
He stops as they are surrounded by the imps aiming bows and arrows at them. Captain puts down Marigold and Phoebe and holds up his magic frying pan making the bows and arrows being pulled out of the imps hands and as they land into the pan they got turned into churros and Captain Frying Pan ate them all.
Captain Frying Pan: BURP! Not bad but I think they had too much cinnamon in them.
The imps started to run away but Captain Frying Pan stomps on the ground creating a shockwave to knock down the imps. Then he takes his frying pan and using it like a golf club he swings and knocks all the imps so hard that they all were nothing but tiny dots in the skies.
Captain Frying Pan: Don't worry my friends they'll come back down...eventually. Okay Mr. Ghoul you green geek ready to give up?
Mr. Ghoul: Never I have one more up my sleeve! Gator ghoul attack!
Suddenly a hideous looking ghoul like alligator appeared.
Captain Frying Pan: Don't worry Marigold and Phoebe I still have my magic...
Suddenly a green beam knocks the pan out of his hand. The beam came from the gun blaster in Mr. Ghoul's hands as he cackles in pride.
Captain Frying Pan: Frying pan? (Chuckles nervously) Hey lets be friends huh Gator Ghoul? You're my kind of reptile!
The monster tries to bite down on Captain Frying Pan but he stops the monster by holding onto it's massive jaws and he starts wrestling with the creature. He then starts lifting up the monster gator and slamming it down on it's back and holding it down and starts rubbing it's belly.
Captain Frying Pan: That's a good gator enjoy your tummy rub and go to sleep!
Mr. Ghoul: Foolish mortal that rubbing a alligator's stomach to put them to sleep is a load of...
Suddenly the gator ghoul is fast asleep as Captain Frying Pan leaps up and shouts.
Captain Frying Pan: Come to me my frying pan!
His magic frying pan flew right at Captain Frying Pan accidentally smacking him in the face.
Captain Frying Pan: OW! We've got to work on that.
Phoebe: I can't believe that tummy rubbing thing really works.
Marigold: Well that and I used a bit of my sleeping spell to help but lets keep that to ourselves.
Mr. ghoul: Impossible how could you defeat all of my ghouls?!
Captain Frying Pan: I am Captain Frying Pan. I'm faster than a pizza delivery! More powerful than spicy hot wings! Able to eat 500 chili cheeseburgers and not get a heartburn! I fight for truth, justice and for the comfort food way of life!
Mr. Ghoul aims his ghoul gun at Phoebe.
Mr. Ghoul: I'm not done I'll turn that brat into a new ghoul!
Captain Frying Pan: Not so fast you foul green fiend!
He tosses his frying pan and it knocks the gun out. The pan flew back into the Captains hands and using the pan it draws the gun into the pan turning it into chocolate and he ate it whole.
Mr. Ghoul: This is not good! I'm out of here!
Captain Frying Pan: Hey come back here!
Marigold: Climb aboard Captain.
Captain Frying Pan rode on Marigold and both the hero and the unicorn chases down the ghoul. Captain Frying Pan takes his frying pan and as they both catches up with Mr. Ghoul the captain takes his pan and smashes him on the head knocking him out cold. The police soon arrives to take Mr. Ghoul and his ghouls away to jail.
Mr. Ghoul: This isn't over! I'll be back and I will haunt you all in your nightmares!
As the police takes Mr. Ghoul away Captain Frying Pan stood in a pose.
Captain Frying Pan: Once again the beef and beans of evil has been wrapped and served in a burrito known as Justice!
Police officer: It would also help if you would loose some weight you big fat slob!
Captain Frying Pan: Oh come on I've stopped plenty of villains for you guys! Why are you always fat shaming me!
Police officer: Because heroes are not supposed to be fat and ugly looking. They should look handsome and muscular not some fat clown in sweatpants and bedroom slippers.
As the police left Captain Frying Pan feels downtrodden.
Captain Frying Pan: You think by now they would appreciate my help by now instead of...looking me like I'm some fat hairy fool.
Phoebe: Well I think you're an awesome hero no matter what they say!
Marigold: I think I know a group who might help you feel appreciated for saving me and Phoebe.
In a forest a large gathering of magical creatures from dragons, fairies, goblins, pixies and of course unicorns. Phoebe and Marigold are in the center with Captain Frying Pan as Prince Lord Humility (still hides in a bush) holds up a gold medal on his unicorn horn.
Prince Lord Humility: For saving Marigold Heavenly Nostril and her human friend Phoebe we the creatures of the magical community present you Captain Frying Pan this gold medal of being our first human defender of magical creatures and kids everywhere.
Everyone cheered as Captain Frying Pan took a bow.
Captain Frying Pan: Aw thank you all. Now I just have one thing to ask. What's for dinner? I'm hungry!
The End.
Marigold, Phoebe and Prince Lord Humility (Not sure if I got his name right) belongs to Dana Claire.
Artwork, Captain Frying Pan and Mr. Ghoul belongs to me.
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Sheesh! That cop was a total asshole. Would serve that cop right if all
of the superheroes were subdued and Captain Frying Pan was on some
other planet getting a better suit to wear than sweats and slippers.
I bet that cop's name is Adonis or Ashley Simeon Strictly (fictional name with a
nasty pun with the first letters of their name!)
But seriously, cops like that one should be grateful, not grating.
of the superheroes were subdued and Captain Frying Pan was on some
other planet getting a better suit to wear than sweats and slippers.
I bet that cop's name is Adonis or Ashley Simeon Strictly (fictional name with a
nasty pun with the first letters of their name!)
But seriously, cops like that one should be grateful, not grating.
I know but that's kind of a sad common trait in Captain Frying Pan's universe is that the world revolves around people that should be handsome and muscular looking like Superman but they don't see the good traits in the Captain because of him being fat and well...himself. Which kind of how the real world sadly kind of works too.
One thing I've been wondering is what do you like about my persona Captain Frying Pan?
One thing I've been wondering is what do you like about my persona Captain Frying Pan?
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