Is nothing sacred?
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Ehh...No...
Sorry if you're American, but i have to say it:
Americans confuse me: they spend billions of dollars going to war in countries thousands of miles away in the Eastern part of the world, fighting and dying for Oil, and now billions of gallons are being washed up on their doorstep for free, and all they do is blaim the boss of Bp...
It wasn't him personally in control of that Oil Rig!
Sorry if you're American, but i have to say it:
Americans confuse me: they spend billions of dollars going to war in countries thousands of miles away in the Eastern part of the world, fighting and dying for Oil, and now billions of gallons are being washed up on their doorstep for free, and all they do is blaim the boss of Bp...
It wasn't him personally in control of that Oil Rig!
Well at least the man doesn't put hidden cameras on every street corner either pointing at an ATM so that a government sanctioned watchguard can steal innocent peoples identities or peek on hookers turning tricks while they wank. We're all headed for a Communist Dictatorship totalitarioun new world order that will enslave the human race through constant survailance and population control, but it'll happen over there first. enjoy.
You're American aren't you...
But i don't get that either...The British Government is running into Financial Ruin! How do we solve it? Let's buy some more F***ing CCTV cameras so we can spy on people and then charge them for crimes that they didn't comit, using our ill-gotten CCTV footage as proof!
MY COUNTRY SUCKS! IT'S RUN BY A BUNCH OF C**K-SUCKING W***ERS WHOM CAN'T SEEM TO EVER MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION EVEN WHEN LIVES DEPEND UPON IT!
What were we talking about again?
But i don't get that either...The British Government is running into Financial Ruin! How do we solve it? Let's buy some more F***ing CCTV cameras so we can spy on people and then charge them for crimes that they didn't comit, using our ill-gotten CCTV footage as proof!
MY COUNTRY SUCKS! IT'S RUN BY A BUNCH OF C**K-SUCKING W***ERS WHOM CAN'T SEEM TO EVER MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION EVEN WHEN LIVES DEPEND UPON IT!
What were we talking about again?
I DON'T KNOW I'M PISSED AS FUCK!!! OH RIGHT IT WAS BREEGULL ASS!... STILL FUCK THEM ALL!!! ....THE GOVERMNET.... AND THE BREEGULLS!!!... ONLY MORE GENTLY!!! PULL THEM INTO YOUR BODY HEAT, CARESSING THEM, YOUR HAND CREEPING DOWN THE SMALL OF THEIR BACKS, PULLING THEIR MIDDLES IN CLOSER!!!! I'D WHISPER IN HER EAR BUT I CAN'T THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE THE LOUDEST ROMANTIC NOVEL OF ALL TIME!!! THIS JOKE WAS FUNNY AT FIRST BUT IS CEASING TO WORK!!! So I'll stop.
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