Another example of me being bored and dicking around in Heroforge.

It's  blackfox85's Swedish Mountain Lioness Kitty Vanilji, dressed in girly attire going for a walk in town, turning heads and angering ladies with boyfriends.

Normally she's a plump/chubby gal who loves to cook, with pudge built up from tasting her own handiwork, as with most people who cook for fun or work. But thanks to Heroforge, she looks like she's been hitting the gym, even when I try to make her fat or pudgy.

It's like spent a short stint in prison where she volunteered for an experimental steroid called "Venom", or she bought a fitness video tape from an obscure trainer/superhero from Japan, who inspired her to do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and a 10 km run everyday for 3 years straight, awakening her viking heritage. Or maybe she was formerly an Austrian lion bodybuilder turned Hollywood action star, who realized he wanted to be a lady, so he underwent a sex change operation, and emigrated to Sweden to pursue her actual dream or being a cook and plus-size model.

I should probably stop now before she gets enraged enough to chase after me with her kitchen knives and other sharp/heavy implements, to show me how she cooks her own personal style of "Chop Suey".

Satan knows how much I should pick up blender. Damn software's got so many bells and whistles, like the cockpit of a fighter jet or space shuttle.

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https://youtu.be/YQyLIW0Z7Hk?t=144

"Bíg Blue" Alba:
*Sigh*...With Covid plaguing the world, the bakeoff's been cancelled. I would have loved to show off my spinach pie on TV. Have to stay home instead.

Momo the Peachy Vixen:
Not for Kitty. She gets to be on TV anyway.

"Bíg Blue" Alba:
Really? For what reason?

(The scene shifts to a television studio for a tabloid talk show. With the host presenting before a live studio audience.)

"Obesity. Adiposity. Corpulence. Regardless of your choice, they all mean the same thing. Being a fat hussy. We have with us today live via Zoom, Kitty Vanilji from Sweden who is now so obese, she can't even leave her house."

(Cue Kitty Vanilji on her bed, having gained so much weight that she resembles less a lioness and more like a morbidly obese alien slug from a certain Sci-Fi franchise, with laser-swords, valiant knights and vile sorcerers, and a mystical energy that permeated through all living things and bound the galaxy together. Surrounded by cans of a dietary supplement called "Weight Gain 4000", and accompanied by Gin the nine-tailed kitsune who is forced to wear a collar and a masculine version of Leia's metal bikini. She currently speaks in a...shall we say..."primordial" version of her native tongue of Swedish.)

Kitty Vanilji:
Joppay beet gonnah shulu nop bu air? (When is this gonna be on the air?)

"Is there anything you'd like to say to people out there Miss?"

Kitty Vanilji:
Taka pride uta-sha nigure. Uba beautiful uta-sha own waee. Jee 'sh living proof. Fata baba! FATA BABA! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! (Take pride in your figure. You are beautiful in your own way. I'm living proof. Fat Babe! FAT BABE! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! )

(Scene switches to Big Mama Rosie in bed with a lucky stud, watching the program with a slightly concerned look on her face.)

"Big Mama" Rosie:
She needs to slither her ass 'round the universe a few times.