Attention. Here is a written letter from Lazlo Lee for his passionate fans.
*ahem*

“I AM SICK OF ALL YOU CHALK-FOR-BRAINS DUMBASSES ACCUSING ME OF BEING GOD DAMNED JOBBER! I AM NOT YELLOW! I AM NOT FLUFFY! I AM NOT A DOG! AND I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT NAMED DENNIS!!! I AM SICK OF GETTING LOOKS FROM MY DEALERS WHENEVER I BUY MY FUCKING PERFORMANCE ENHANCERS! WHO ARE THEY TO JUDGE?!? IF ANY OF YOU ACCUSE ME OF GETTING OFF ON LOSING FIGHTS EVER AGAIN, I WILL PERSONALLY RIP OUT YOUR SPINE, WHIP YOU WITH IT AND USE IT AS A FUCKING JUMPROPE WHEN I’M DONE!!!”

“AND AS FOR SPICE THE SEA-GOAT...YOU FUCKING SEA-GOAT!!! YOU GOT LUCKY YOU DISEASED MOUTH BREATHER!!! I WILL KICK YOUR IMPOVERISHED ASS ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN RING IN A REMATCH ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!! WHEN I WIN THAT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT, I SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND TOSS YOU INTO THE GOD DAMN OCEAN TO WATCH YOU FLOAT FOR A BIT BEFORE SINKING!!! NEXT TIME I! WILL! DESTROY! YOU! WITHOUT! MERCY!!!”

This has been a reading of a letter written by Lazlo Lee.


OK but seriously, this was a spectacular gift given to me by Spice! Dude, thank you so much for getting me a spot on this YCH piece. I owe you one. I love to hate Lazlo but it is so hot to see him get put in his place like this!


Spice the Capricorn belongs of course to   Spicetheseagoat who as I said, gifted me this. You rock man!


Art was drawn by   Kenji_Blake for a YCH auction. Go pay them money to draw more distressed deers.