fucked-up hippo man gonna hunt you for sport and look great doin’ it

aaanywaaaayy i just liked this hippo dude too much to leave him as a one-off drawing. luckily, "superhero logic" is an oxymoron, so i can just dump anyone i like in with the calamity watch crew as long as i slap a decent backstory onto them. or an incredibly stupid backstory. i like to think i hit the middle ground with his.