I don’t know why Genies have loopholes and “gatcha” moments when they grant you wishes. I figured I can win some money on greyhound races (is that still a thing?) by being the greyhound. Figured I’ll keep losing and then when the odds are against me I bet big and win the race.

I wasn’t even finished making my wish “I wish I was a greyhound” when puff I’m in a bus depot and I’m the bus… waiting to load passengers to where? Tampa, Florida? Only I can see the genie as he feels so proud of themselves. You wanted to be a greyhound, no ? They say.

What an asshole I think to myself…

**Greyhound for those people unfamiliar is a bus line (usually pretty cheap) in the USA**

(Just something silly that came up while talking to a friend)