As mentioned in Chapter 1, Rex is one talented toddler! ;P And in the previous chapter, it was revealed that he’s a natural at tickling others! :D Who knew? Hahaha! Rocco did! And now he must pay the penalty! Mwahahahaha! Serves him right for picking on MK and Asriel! XD He better hope that none of the boys tickle his big scaly feet some more! Spoiler alert: They do! lol XD Also, heads up, there are some pretty big personal headcanon reveals in this chapter. Not going to say what they are in this intro but just so you’re aware. Be on the lookout for those. ;)
PART 1: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43746302/
PART 3: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43803501/
PART 4: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43834016/
PART 5: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43861591/
Undertale© Toby Fox.
GORGEOUSLY GLAMOROUS GARGALESIS
Chapter 3: No! Don’t Tickle Daddy’s Feet!
After blowing raspberries, Lydia released Rex and let him crawl back over to Rocco's big feet. Observing this, Rocco then tried to convince MK, who is still sitting on his legs and who he still has his tail intertwined with, and Asriel, who is still sitting on his back, to release him from his current predicament; so he can get back downstairs and be ready to take out the lasagna when it's done and then put the garlic bread in the oven.
Rocco: Uh, b-boys, if you d-don't mind, c-could you let me go, please? I kind of have to be downstairs to take out the lasagna when it's done.
MK: Hehe. Ok, Dad.
Asriel: Hehe. Yeah. Lasagna doesn't taste too good when it's burnt.
Lydia: Wait; not so fast, boys. *said Lydia with a cheeky-looking grin, preventing Asriel and MK from freeing Rocco* Rocco, you've still got time. Let the boys have just a little more fun, will you? Hmm, 10 more minutes, perhaps?
Rocco: What?! 10 more minutes of tickle torture?! Are you out of your mind, woman?! *Rocco then asked in disbelief; despite the fact that he actually enjoys being tickled*
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! No, never. Heeheeheeheehee! But I know you. You can handle 10 more minutes of tickle “torture.” I know you can. And if you let the boys have just a little more fun, I'll… *inaudible whispering*
Rocco: *excited gasp* Yes, ma'am! Yes! You've got yourself a deal! *shouted Rocco, prompting both Asriel and MK to look in his direction with confused looks on their faces* Hahaha!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Good lizard. Heeheeheehee!
MK: Um? *wondered MK awkwardly, confused as to what just happened*
Asriel: It's probably better if we don't know, dude.
MK: Heh. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. *MK agreed*
After an awkward moment of silence, Lydia gave Asriel, MK, and Rex the ok to tickle Rocco for 10 minutes straight. But before doing so, Asriel and MK asked Rex how he wanted to tickle Rocco; since tickling Rocco was his idea to begin with. The lizard baby couldn't tell them what he had in mind with words since all he can do is babble so he instead had to tell them with his hands and tail.
Rex: Aseelababagabatu… agabagagu..*babbled Rex, pointing at Asriel with his right index finger and then pointing at Rocco's left foot with his tail; telling Asriel to tickle Rocco's left foot*
Asriel: His left foot? Heeheehee! Ok by me! Heeheehee!
Rocco: *worried gasp* Uh oh! *gulp*
Rex: Emkaaaaaaa, jajajakabakadooooo… ideegabaaaaa… *Rex then babbled to MK, first pointing at him with his left index finger and then at Rocco's right foot with his tail; indicating that he wanted MK to tickle his right foot*
MK: His right foot? Hehe. I like the way you think, bud!
Rocco: Ahhh! Rex, no! One of you boys tickling Daddy's feet is already enough! *claimed Rocco, referring to himself in third person while trying to pull his feet away from the boys*
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Agree to disagree, my love!
Rex: Aaaaameeeeee, rarararara… *Rex then babbled to everyone, telling them that he will help Asriel and MK tickle Rocco's feet*
Asriel: Awww! How nice of you to help MK and I tickle your dad's feet! Heeheeheehee!
Rocco: Ahhhhhh! Rex, not you too! Why? Why Daddy's big feet? C-can't you, MK, and Azzy tickle him somewhere else instead? *Rocco asked nervously, curling his toes in fear*
Lydia: Heeheehee! No, honey. *Lydia answered for Rex* Your feet are too big for just one boy to tickle. *she teased, dragging the tip of her tail along his right sole just one time from the heel all the way down to his toes*
Rocco: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LYDIA, NOHOHOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! LYDIA, STOHOHOHOHOHOP!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheeheehee! Oh come on! I'm barely touching you, you big baby! *teased Lydia, smiling mischievously* Heeheeheehee! By the way, Rex, is there anything you'd like Mommy to do?
There is actually! While Rex, MK, and Asriel are tickling Rocco's feet, Lydia can tickle Rocco's upper body, legs, and tail. :D Rex is perfectly fine with that. X3 But before doing so, she wants to do something to limit Rocco's mobility. Now, she and MK could use their tails to accomplish such a task; MK wrapping his tail around Rocco's ankles to prevent Rocco from accidentally kicking someone and Lydia intertwining her tail with Rocco's to prevent Rocco from accidentally whacking someone with his tail; but instead, Lydia chose to restrain Rocco with her magical weapons. TWO LONG, FAST, AND VERSATILE WHIPS! One whip tied around Rocco's calves and tail and the other whip tied around Rocco's waist and arms!
Rocco: Ahhhhhhhh! Not the whips! *pleaded Rocco, struggling to free himself* Ahhhhhhhh!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Oh yes, the whips. *Lydia teased* Heeheeheehee! And if you're a good boy, I promise I won't freeze or electrify them… or charge them with plasma. Heeheeheeheehee!
Rocco: Heh. Well that won't be a problem. I can't burn, melt, or cut these whips to free myself even if I wanted to! *said Rocco sincerely, struggling to free himself once again*
In addition to summoning a pair of magical arms, Lydia can also summon one or two whips at will and she's been capable of doing so ever since the day she turned 10 years old; along with THREE DIFFERENT TYPES OF ELEMENTAL MAGIC. Yes, like Alphys, Lydia has three different types of elemental magic! In her case, ICE, LIGHTNING, and PLASMA magic (all three types have cyan-colored beams and projectiles; cyan like her magic arms)! And Rocco too! Rocco has three different types of elemental magic too! In his case, FIRE, ACID, and PLASMA magic (all three types have green-colored beams and projectiles)! But that's not all. In addition, he can conjure 2 CLEAVERS with 18-inch-long (non-serrated) blades and extendable handles at will! Fitting weapons for a chef such as himself! :D And like Lydia, Rocco has been capable of conjuring weapons and using elemental magic ever since the day he turned 10 years old. And so has Alphys! And countless other lizard monsters too! This is why tenth birthdays are always such a big deal in MK's family. The day a lizard monster turns 10 years old; that's when lizard monsters obtain some, most, or all of their magical abilities; the most common ones being the ability to conjure one or more weapons (if more than one weapon, the additional weapons are almost always exact copies of the first and are almost never completely different weapons altogether) and the ability to use one or two types of elemental magic (it's rare for lizard monsters to possess more than two types of elemental magic; so Alphys, Lydia, and Rocco should consider themselves lucky). Generally speaking; because over time, there have been a few rare cases of lizard monsters not obtaining any magical abilities on their tenth birthdays and with that in mind, Rocco and Lydia are praying that that won't be the case with GK during her tenth birthday the following month; due to a rare non-fatal condition she has that was responsible for turning her once yellow skin (light yellow like her mother's skin) gray and rendering her once visible pupils and irises barely visible to everyone around her. But those are extremely rare cases; even for lizard monsters with GK's rare condition; and if there do happen to be some abilities that lizard monsters don't obtain on their tenth birthdays, then they usually obtain them during one or more of the later years of their lives. That was the case with Lydia's magic arms. Lydia didn't start creating magic arms for herself until she was 21 years old.
Asriel: Haha! You're right! You can't! *Asriel agreed* Hahaha! Nice one, Lydia!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Why, thank you, Azzy. Heeheeheehee!
Asriel: Haha! No problem! I love watching your magic in action! And Rocco's too! *said Asriel enthusiastically* And also Alphys's!
Rocco: Awwww! Asriel. Hahaha! X3
Asriel: Heeheehee! I'm serious! Your magic is so cool! And, MK; I’ve probably asked you this before but do you think you'll one day get your very own magic abilities?
Good question! MK's 11 years old and he doesn't appear to possess a single magical ability! Oh, but he does though; several of them! He's just been keeping them a secret from practically everyone until he feels he's trained enough with Rocco, Lydia, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, and Gaster. The aforementioned adults have privately been teaching MK how to effectively and properly use and control his abilities and after countless hours of training with all seven of them over the course of 15 months, he's finally built up enough confidence to show the Dreemurr kids, who are all unaware of MK's abilities and exactly when lizard monsters obtain their magical abilities (MK, Alphys, Rocco, Lydia, and GK never told them), what he's capable of. Now, MK could show Asriel some or all of his abilities yet today. But if he does that, then he would have to show Frisk and Chara his abilities another day. So instead, MK wants to wait until he, Asriel, Frisk, and Chara are all together in one place and as of right now, he feels that the following Saturday will provide him with the best opportunity. This Saturday, MK, Asriel, Frisk, and Chara are going to Gaster's house in the woods to spend some time with Gaster himself and Gaster has a room in his secret basement that will allow MK to give the best possible demonstration of his abilities to the Dreemurr kids :D
MK: Hehe. Yes. Yes, I do. *answered MK confidently; despite the fact that he already has his very own magic abilities*
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! That's right! And he'll develop them in his own "MK way" too! *Lydia chimed in, making everyone present in Rex's bedroom smile while keeping MK's secret safe from Asriel* Heeheeheehee!
Rocco: Haha! He most certainly will. Rocco agreed, also keeping MK's secret safe from Asriel*
Rex: Abaahabakaaa! *Rex babbled in agreement, seconds before wiggling his little index fingers and tail in between Rocco's left foot toes and right foot toes respectively*
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!!! *Rocco laughed hysterically, spreading his toes apart and keeping his feet as still as possible to prevent himself from accidentally hurting Rex* OHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOD!!! HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA!!! REHEHEHEHEX, I KNOHOHOHOW THAHAHAHAT'S YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! YOU LITTLE DEHEHEHEHEVIL!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! *he "sang" the moment he felt tiny fingers and a tail wiggle against the bases of his toes* OHOHOHOHOH NOHOHOHOHO, NOHOHOHOHOHOT THE JOHOHOHOHOLLY SPOHOHOHOTS!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!
MK: Pffffffff… Hahahahahaha! Oh poor you, Dad! *teased MK while laughing himself, once again finding it funny how a little baby is capable of making his father laugh so much* Hahahahahaha!
Asriel: Hahahaha! Wow, Rex; you were really eager to tickle your dad, weren't you? *Asriel then asked Rex*
Rex: Yeeeeeeee! Agoogabagaaaaaaaaa! *Rex babbled in response* Heeheeheeheeheehee!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Of course he was! It's hard to resist tickling such a huge pair of hilariously ticklish feet, you know that!
Asriel and MK: Haha! We do! We so do! *said the two older boys in unison* Hahahahaha!
Before too long, Asriel and MK joined in and helped Rex tickle Rocco's feet. From his heels all the way down to the bases of his toes, not a single inch of Rocco's soles was safe from Asriel and MK's fingers; Asriel's furry fingers skittering wildly up and down his left sole and MK's robotic fingers skittering wildly up and down his right sole. And not a single inch of his toes was safe either! Rex is really doing a number on all six of them with his fingers and tail! X3
Rocco: BWAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! *Rocco laughed even more hysterically; overtaken by his own laughter so much that some of his sentences got cut short during the next while* I CAHAHAHAHAHAHAN'T... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOD, THIS IS TOHOHOHORTUHUHUHURE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!! IT'S TOHOHOHOHORTURE, LYD… HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *he "sang" once again* HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! I know. *said Lydia with a cheeky smile, positioning herself directly on top of Rocco in a sitting position; with her feet placed flat on the upper portion of his back and her tail resting over his own tail and legs* The absolute best kind! *she added, helping the boys tickle Rocco not even one second later* Heeheeheeheehee! Coochie coochie coo, my love! Heeheeheeheehee!
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOHOHOHOOHOHOHO, LYDIA, NOHOHOHOOHHOHOHOHOHO!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!! DOHOHOHON'T HEHEHHEHEHELP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!! DOHOHOHOHOHOHON'T HEHEHEHEHEHEHELP THEHEHEHHEHEM!!!! HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *SQUEAK* GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Just when Rocco was beginning to think that the tickle torture couldn't get any more intense, Lydia joined in and went to town on his upper back with her clawed toes and his legs and tail with her own tail, tickling him even more and forcing him to do nothing but laugh, "sing," and just plain take everything that she and the boys threw at him. For 10 whole minutes! 10 minutes of nonstop tickling from Asriel, MK, Rex, and Lydia! It was torturous being tickled by four individuals that long and if Rocco could've moved a single inch all the while he was being tickle tortured, he would've done so in a heartbeat; to make the tickle torture itself both more tolerable and more enjoyable as a whole. Except for the fact that he needed to keep still for Rex! While Rex is by no means a fragile baby, he's the one that would feel the most pain if someone were to accidentally kick him. And Rocco never wants to hurt Rex in any way, shape, or form! So he had no choice but to endure and endure he did, too. For 10 minutes, he barely moved; keeping his upper body, legs, and feet still and his toes spread not just for Rex but also for Lydia, who tickled his upper body and legs the entire time, and Asriel and MK, who helped Rex tickle his feet the entire time. During the first 6 minutes, the three boys tickled Rocco's feet on a rotating basis in two-minute intervals.
The first two minutes, while Lydia focused on Rocco's back with her toes and Rocco's legs and tail with her own tail, Rex focused on Rocco's toes with his fingers and tail. And at the same time, Asriel and MK focused on Rocco's left sole and right sole respectively; tickling them with not only their fingers but also their toes, mouths (they blew raspberries on them), and tails. Yes, even Asriel has a tail to tickle others with! :O And so do his parents! White fluffy goat tails to be exact. X3 He and his parents just don't always wear pants, dresses, or robes with holes in the back for them to stick out of, which sounds uncomfortable but Asriel and his parents don't mind. The pants, dresses, and robes without holes for tails don't feel any less comfortable than pants, dresses, and robes with holes for tails. But today however, Asriel happens to be wearing a pair of black pants with a hole for his tail to stick out of. That and a green and yellow striped shirt that isn't long enough to hide his tail underneath.
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! NOHOHOHO, NOHOHOHOHOHO, NOHOOHOHOHO; NOHOOHHOOHHOT THAHAHAHAHHAHAHAT!!!! *pleaded Rocco through his laughter the moment he felt Asriel's short fluffy tail brush against the sole of his left foot… and MK's tail rub against the sole of his right foot… and Rex's tail sweep across all 6 of his toes… and Lydia's tail trace against his own tail* HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAHHAHAHAHAAAT!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
MK: Wohohohoah! Nice one, Az! *commented MK while laughing a little, finding it both funny and cool how Asriel is tickling Rocco’s left foot with his short fluffy tail*
Asriel: Haha! Thanks, dude! All of you are using your tails so I figured I should use mine too! Hahaha!
Lydia: A grand idea, young prince! Heeheeheehee!
Rocco: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! NOHOHOHO IT’S NOHOHOHOHOT!!!! *lied Rocco while continuing to laugh and “sing” his guts out* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2 minutes later…
Rex: Ataaaaaaaaaaaaaa… gagagagaga! *babbled Rex, signaling to Asriel and MK with his fingers and tail that he wanted to rotate positions*
After the first two minutes were over, Asriel moved to Rex’s spot next to Rocco’s toes, Rex moved to MK’s spot next to Rocco's right foot, and MK moved to Asriel’s spot next to Rocco’s left foot. And at the same time, Lydia rotated 180 degrees to place her flat on Rocco’s legs and rest her tail on Rocco’s back. Then before Rocco knew it, everyone tickled him once again; Asriel alternating between tickling his toes with his furry fingers and fluffy tail; MK and Rex tickling his soles in nearly perfect sync with their fingers, toes, and tails; and Lydia spidering her toes up and down his legs and tail as far as she could reach and tracing the tip of her tail up and down his back as far as she could reach.
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Rocco laughed hysterically once again, especially during moments when Lydia spidered her toes up and down his overly sensitive tail and when his two sons wiggled their toes against his soles* HOHOHOHOHOLY CRAHAHAHAP, NOHOHOHOHO!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! HOHOHOHONEY, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, DOHOHOHOHOHON'T WIGGLE YOHOHOHOUR TOHOHOHOHOHOHOES ON MY TAIL!!!! *he then pleaded through his laughter, ticklish sensations overflowing his tail so much that it started twitching in his restraints* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!
Lydia: Awwwww! But you love my toes! And they love you! Heeheeheeheehee! Kitchie koo! Kitchie kitchie kitchie koo! Heeheeheeheehee!
Rocco: BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOHOHOH, THE DREHEHEHEADFUL TEEHEEHEEHEEASING!!!! (I LOVE IT! X3) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* EEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2 minutes later…
Rex: Ataaaaaaaaaaaaaa… gagagagaga! *babbled Rex, signaling to Asriel and MK with his fingers and tail that he wanted to rotate positions once again*
After the third and fourth minutes were over, Asriel moved to Rex’s spot next to Rocco’s right foot, Rex moved to MK’s spot next to Rocco's left foot, and MK moved to Asriel’s spot next to Rocco’s toes. And at the same time, Lydia stood up, relocated to the left of Rocco's legs and pulled a burgundy feather out of one of the pockets of her burgundy ankle-length dress with her tail. Then before too long, everyone tickled Rocco once again; MK alternating between tickling his toes with his robotic fingers and scaly tail; Rex and Asriel tickling his soles in nearly perfect sync with their fingers, toes, and tails; and Lydia gliding a feather along almost every overly sensitive inch of his restrained tail.
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAHA!!!! *laughed Rocco even more hysterically, due to how feather-sensitive his tail is… and how fur-sensitive his feet are* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!!! OF ALL PLAHAHAHACES TO USE THAHAHAHHAAT FEHEHEHEHEHEATHER…. *SQUEAK* HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Ah yes, the "dreadful" feather. *teased Lydia, holding the feather with her tail and continuing to glide it along almost every inch of Rocco’s tail; including the bases of each of its spikes* Almost as bad as those "infernal" toothbrushes, am I right? Heeheeheehee! Which reminds me; MK, Asriel, I have two toothbrushes in one of my pockets for you to use on his toes next! *she claimed, causing Rocco's eyes to widen with fear and both Asriel and MK to perk up* Heeheeheeheehee!
Rocco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHHO!!!! HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOT THE TOOHOOHOOHOOTHBRUSHES!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! ANYTHING BUHUHUHUT THE TOOHOOHOOHOOTHBRUSHES!!!! *pleaded Rocco through his laughter, despite the fact that no one was tickling him with toothbrushes* HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA!!!!
2 minutes later…
Rex: Maaaaaagaa! Dididididididi, gagagagaga, jooooooooshabagaaaaaaaaa! *babbled Rex, getting down on all fours and pointing his long tail straight up into the air; to indicate what he wanted to do next*
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Yes! I was hoping you would want to do that, Rex! Heeheeheehee! You know what that means, right, MK?
MK: Heeheehee! I do!
Lydia: Heeheeheeheehee! Well in that case, here you go, boys. *said Lydia cheekily, pulling two non-electric toothbrushes out of one of her pockets with her tail and handing them over to MK and Asriel* One for you and one for you. Heeheeheeheehee!
MK and Asriel: Heeheeheeheeheehee! *the two older boys giggled excitedly... and "evilly"* Thank you! Heeheeheeheehee!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Ok, Rex, here we go!
Seconds later, Rex positioned himself on top of Rocco's upward-facing soles; his hands on Rocco's heels and his feet on the balls of Rocco's feet. And at the same time, Lydia faced the opposite direction and stood over Rocco; Rocco's calves between her feet and his own two feet and Rex under her tail. Then once Rex was all situated, Lydia lowered her tail to down to Rex, allowing the talented 15-month-old toddler himself to latch onto her tail with his own tail. Then once Lydia ensured that Rex had a secure grip with his tail, she lifted her own tail upwards until Rex was off of the floor and then held Rex directly over Rocco's soles in a position that allowed him to tickle them with his fingers and toes at the same time.
Rex: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!! *Rex giggled excitedly, swinging on his mother's tail with his own tail as she lifted him up off of the floor*
Lydia: Heeheeheeheehee! Ready when you are, Rex. *said Lydia, summoning both of her magic arms*
Before too long, Rex, while hanging from his mother's tail, began tickling Rocco's soles with his fingers and toes, causing Rocco himself to laugh frantically once again.
Rocco: AHHHHHH!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *SQUEAK* OHOHOHOH NOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! REHEHEHEX IS UHUHUHUSING HIS FINGERS AHAHAHAHAND TOHOHOHOHOES?!?! HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAHAHAHAHAHAT CAN ONLY MEEHEEHEEHEEHEEAN ONE THING!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheeheeheehee! That's right! *said Lydia in a singsongy voice, right as she began tickling Rocco's neck, back, legs and tail with her magic hands* Heeheeheeheehee! Coooooochie coochie coo! Coooooochie coochie coo! *she teased*
Rocco: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! OHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOHOHOD!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOHOD!!!! HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOH, I LIKED IT SOHOHOHO MUCH BEHEHEHEHEHETTER WHEN YOU COULDN'T CREEHEEHEEATE THOHOHOHOSE MAGIC AHAHHAHAHARMS!!!! *lied Rocco with absolutely no intention of offending Lydia while continuing to laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! You say that every time I tickle you with them, hun!
MK: Hehe. Yeah, and he "sings" every time someone does this too! *exclaimed MK, right as he and Asriel began tickling the pads, stems, and bases of Rocco's toes and also the spaces in between his toes with non-electric toothbrushes; MK tickling his left 3 foot toes and Asriel tickling his 3 right foot toes*
MK and Asriel: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!
Once those toothbrushes touched Rocco's toes, it was all over for poor Rocco! Of all the utensils that can be used for tickling, toothbrushes are by far the most effective to use on Rocco's toes. Those stiff bristles get him every time! Especially when combined with one or more sets or claws/fingers!
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! WAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAA!!!! *SQUEAK* OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2 minutes later…
Rocco: BWAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2 minutes later and 8 minutes in, Rocco is still laughing like a maniac. Too ticklish! His large scaly feet, tail, and the backsides of his legs and torso are just too dang ticklish! But so are the front sides of his legs and torso and the tops of his feet; and to ensure that those areas of his body receive at least some attention, Lydia rolled Rocco over onto his back, exposing the whole front side of his body in the process. Then after handing her burgundy feather over to Rex, she stood off to Rocco's right and went to town tickling his neck, armpits, sides, ribs, belly, hips, and legs with her toes, tail, and magic arms.
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! NOHOHOHOHOHO, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOHOHOHOT THERE!! *pleaded Rocco through his hearty laughter the moment he felt his wife's tail swirling around his bellybutton underneath his navy blue Henley shirt* HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NOHOHOT THEHEHEHHEHERE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
Lydia: Heeheeheeheeheehee! Yes; there! Heeheeheeheeheehee! Rex, honey, help Mommy tickle Daddy, will you? *requested Lydia, not knowing that Rex was taking a moment to get all situated*
Right as Lydia began her ticklish assault, Rex lied down on top of his father's legs; on his back with his knees bent upwards, his hands behind his head, his feet flat against the tops of his father's feet, and his tail between his legs. Then once Rex was ready, he helped his mother tickle his father, wiggling his toes against the tops of his large scaly feet as well as sawing his mother's feather in between his toes and sweeping it across the tops of his toes with his tail.
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Rocco laughed even more heartily; due to how feather-sensitive his toes are* REHEHEHEHEHEX, GEHEHEHET THAT THING AHAHAHAWAY FROM DADDY'S TOHOHOHOHOHOHOES!!!! *he pleaded while laughing, twitching his toes with every passing second as Rex sawed between them and swept across them with Lydia's feather; feather in tail X3* HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheeheehee! That's my boy! Heeheeheeheeheehee!
Rex: Eeeeeeeheeheeheeheeheehee! Gabahafoogaaaaaa! Iteehadayaaaaaaa! *blows raspberry* Heeheeheeheehee! Bagamatoogi! Placatiyusha*Rex giggled and babbled excitedly, having the time of his life tickling his father's toes with his mother’s feather*
MK: Huh? What's that, Rex? You want Az and I to tickle his soles with these toothbrushes? *asked MK, pretending that Rex was telling him and Asriel to tickle Rocco*
Rocco: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHO, DOHOHOHOHOHOHON'T!!!! *pleaded Rocco in response while continuing to laugh, trying to convince MK and Asriel not to tickle his soles with toothbrushes* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MK: Yes? Hehe. Well alrighty then! *teased MK, ignoring Rocco’s pleas*
Not even one second later, MK and Asriel began brushing every single inch of Rocco's soles with non-electric toothbrushes; MK brushing his right sole and Asriel brushing his left sole. What followed was possibly the loudest laughter Asriel, MK, Rex, and Lydia have heard from Rocco all day. Scrubbing the stiff bristles of the toothbrushes hard against Rocco's thick soles until they were bright red in color, MK and Asriel were easily the ones responsible for making Rocco laugh the hardest. There's just always something about toothbrush tickles with Rocco, making him laugh more than hairbrush and/or scrub brush tickles, and when combined with feather tickles to his toes and tickles from his wife's toes, tail, and magic arms, the only thing the kind-hearted chef himself can do is laugh and "sing." And laugh and "sing" he did! For two whole minutes; while trying with every fiber of his being not to kick Asriel and MK or catapult Rex across the room. It was extremely difficult for Rocco to stay still and keep his toes spread but his love for his family was enough for him to persevere. And just in time to welcome a special guest, who rang the doorbell at the exact second Asriel, MK, Rex, and Lydia all stopped tickling him, into his home too! :D
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!! OH MY GOHOHOHOHOHOD!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH MY GO… WAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!
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Chapter 4: Knock, Knock, Darlings!
2 minutes later…
Rocco: HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheeheehee! Ok, boys, it's been 10 minutes! *said Lydia whimsically, freeing Rocco from his bind (touching the whips around Rocco's legs and hips with her feet and making them vanish), which in turn prompted the boys to stop tickling Rocco* Heeheeheeheeheehee!
Then right as everyone stopped tickling Rocco, the doorbell rang, indicating that someone had just arrived at the front door of Rocco's and Lydia's house.
Lydia: Oh, the doorbell! I'll get it! Feel free to play with Rex some more, boys. *said Lydia, moments before scurrying downstairs to see who was at the door*
MK: Wait, Mom, who's at the door? I wanna see!
Asriel: Hey, yeah, me too!
Rocco: Hahahahahahaha! Oh, dohohohon't worry, bohohohoys! *said Rocco, bringing himself to his feet while laughing due to phantom tickles* Hahahahahaha! If it's, hahahahaha, who I think it is, hahahahahaha, thehehey whohohon't be leeheeheeaving any time soohoohoon, hahahahahahaha, truhuhuhust me! *he assured them, moments before leaving the bedroom and closing the door behind him* Hahahahahaha! I'll lehehehet you know when supper's reheheheheady! Hahahahahahahahaha…
A few seconds later… after an awkward moment of silence…
Asriel: Um… o-ok then… Hahahaha!
MK: Hehe. Come on, Az, let's see who's here!
Then suddenly, Rex did something cute, prompting both Asriel and MK to stay in his bedroom until supper time.
MK: Oof! Rex! Oof! Hey! No! Oof! Don't throw toys at MK! Oof! Don't throw toys at MK, Rex! Oof!
Rex: Heeheeheeheeheehee! *giggled Rex mischievously, throwing all of his stuffed animals at MK for no reason other than to make Asriel laugh*
Asriel: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Serves you right, MK! Trying to ditch your brother when he wants to play; what kind of big brother are you? *teased Asriel with absolutely no intention of offending MK*
MK: Hey! I was gonna come right back!
Asriel: Uh huh. Suuuuure you were. *teased Asriel once again, tapping his six toes against the floor while pondering what he, MK, and Rex should do for the next while* Hahahahahahaha!
MK: I'm serious! And according to GK, I'm an awesome big brother!
Asriel: Pfft. Yeah, right! *teased Asriel once more*
MK: Dude!
Asriel: Hahahaha! Relax, MK! I'm just messing with you! It's what friends do, remember?
MK: I know that, but still!
Asriel: Hahaha! Do you? Hahaha! What? Oh my god, what's that on your shirt? *asked Asriel with a mischievous smile, intending to flick MK's nose if he looks at his shirt*
MK: *fake horrified gasp* Forget about whatever's on my shirt! What's that thing next to your feet?!?!
Asriel: Pfft. Nice try, man. Hahahaha! You're not fooling me that easily. Hahahahaha!
Little does Asriel know, there actually is something on the floor next to his feet; or rather, someone… ;)
Asriel: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *bleated Asriel frighteningly the moment he felt something scratch the tops of his feet, just half a second before bursting into bubbly laughter due to how much it tickled him* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HEHEHEHEHEY!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! HEHEHEHEY; HAHAHAHAHAHA, JUHUHUHUST WHAHAHAT DO YOU THINK YOHOHOHOU'RE DOOHOOHOOHOOING?!?! HAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!
Rex: Heeheeheeheehee! Aralaba, blaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Heeheeheeheehee!
MK: Hehe. Good boy, Rex! I knew you'd come around eventually!
It's Rex! :D Rex is the one responsible for making Asriel laugh! X3 That little devil! XD
Asriel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!! STOHOHOHOHOHOP!! *pleaded Asriel through his laughter, standing as still as possible with his feet flat on the floor and trying with every fiber of his being to prevent himself from accidentally kicking Rex* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! REX, PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE STOHOHOHOHOHOP!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! STOHOHOHOHOHOP BEEHEEHEEHEEFORE I KICK YOU!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
MK: Hehe. Oh no; there'll be no kicking the baby, mister! Not on my watch! *exclaimed MK, digging his robotic fingers into Asriel's sides*
About 5 seconds later, Asriel sank to the floor; first into a sitting position with his knees bent upwards until ultimately ending up flat on his back. Then very swiftly, MK trapped Asriel's legs underneath his own; Asriel's ankles between MK's knees; and then went to town tickling his toes and belly with his fingers and tail respectively, making him laugh and bleat like no other. And at the same time, Rex went to town tickling Asriel's insanely ticklish soles with his fingers, toes, and tail, adding to the tickle torture.
Asriel: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BAHAHAHAAHAD LIZARDS!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BAHAHAHHAAD LIZARDS!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOD, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, LEEHEEHEEEAVE MY FEEHEEHEEEHEET AND BEHEHEHEHEHELLY ALOHOHOHOHOHONE!!!! *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SNORT* HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!
Poor Asriel! Poor ticklish Asriel! MK and Rex really had it out for him; tickling his feet and belly, supposedly without mercy. But as usual, it's all in good fun and Asriel enjoyed every single second of it. For 2 whole minutes, MK and Rex tickled Asriel together. They would've tickled him longer but a special guest showed up outside Rex's bedroom and interrupted them while their parents were downstairs. Oh well, whoever it is, at least they knocked first. ;)
???: *effeminate laugh* Knock, knock, darlings. *said the special guest in a singsongy voice while knocking on Rex's bedroom door, prompting both MK and Rex to stop tickling Asriel* Anyone in there?
MK: Oh, is that you, "METTATON?" *asked MK, convinced that Rocco is behind the door doing a flawless Mettaton impression* Hahaha! Come right in, dude. The door's open.
As a joke, Rocco sometimes stands out of sight and does impressions of others in an attempt to trick someone into believing that he's someone else. He's a comedian like that and actually, if he wasn't such an accomplished chef, he could consider pursuing a career in voice acting; seeing as how all of the impressions he does are flawless. ;) But this time however, nobody is standing behind the door doing a Mettaton impression; because the voice the boys just heard is the actual voice of Mettaton! :O
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* Glamorous! *said Mettaton as he entered Rex's bedroom in his EX form, prompting Rex to run and hide somewhere; not because he's afraid of Mettaton but because he wants to jump out and "scare" him*
MK: Yipe! H-Holy m-moly! I-I-I-It's actually you! *stammered MK, shocked by Mettaton's surprise appearance and that Mettaton knocked on the door before entering the bedroom*
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* Surprise, darlings!
Asriel: Heh, yeah, I'll say! How come you didn't just barge in here like you normally do? *asked Asriel, pretending he doesn't know the reason why Mettaton now knocks before entering; all while trying not to snicker due to thinking about Mettaton screaming like a girl XD*
Thank Sans for that! If it wasn't for him pulling a terrifying prank (one that made Mettaton scream like a girl XD) on Mettaton last Saturday; to show him something that could happen if he barges into someone's home without first alerting them to his presence; the glamorous robot himself would still be doing his infamous "breaking and entering" habit. But Sans did not pull off the prank alone however. He had help; from Lydia and GK; and that happens to be one of the reasons why he's currently present in MK's home. Lydia felt a bit guilty for helping Sans scare Mettaton. So to make it up to him, she is letting him put on a little "show" for her and Rocco (and Rex) today after supper, with Asriel and MK acting as his lucky volunteers. ;) But the two boys don't know that they're going to be volunteers in Mettaton's "show" at this time so Mettaton better be careful not to say anything to them during the next while.
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* I'm a changed robot, precious goat child. I discovered that barging into homes is a very inappropriate thing to do.
MK: *snickers* You don't say. And, uh, ehehehehehe, if you don't, ehehehehe, mind me asking, ehehehehehe, just how exactly did you discover that, Mehehehettaton? *asked MK, snickering due to thinking about Mettaton screaming like a girl XD* Ehehehehehehehehe!
Unlike Asriel, MK was unable to prevent himself from snickering at the thought of Mettaton screaming like a girl. XD
Mettaton: Oh, just by having a simple little chat with a good friend of mine, precious lizard child. *lied Mettaton, cringing at the thought of calling Sans a friend after what he did last Saturday* Yeah, he and I go way back; to the days when I was but a humble ghost with big dreams. He's a very wise friend, one I can always count on to tell me what I should and shouldn't be doing. (In his own diabolical way!)
Asriel: Awww! How nice! Good for you, Mettaton. *said Asriel, playing along with Mettaton's lie*
MK: *snickers* Uh-huh. Ehehehehehehe.
Mettaton: Something funny, MK? *asked Mettaton, suspicious of MK's continuous snickering*
MK: Ehehehehehe. N-no. *lied MK* Ehehehehehe. No, Mettaton. Ehehehehehe. Not at all. Ehehehehehe.
Mettaton: You're lying to me, darling! You better tell me what's funny or else I'm going to have to…
All of a sudden, Mettaton's sentence was cut short by Rex, who is currently hiding under his blanket on his comfortable air mattress with his long tail purposely sticking out underneath.
Rex: Gaaaaabaaaaaaa! Aaaaadididididaaaaaa! Ooooooooooooo! *Rex babbled and cooed, purposely drawing Mettaton's attention away from MK*
Mettaton: Oh! Is that a baby I hear? A baby lizard? *asked Mettaton with a smile, before referencing a song that Rex doesn't like* Baby lizard, doo doo doo doo doo doo! Baby lizard, doo doo doo doo doo doo…
Upon hearing the song, Rex began fussing under his blanket. XD He's not digging the song Mettaton's referencing. Not one bit! XD
Mettaton: *worried gasp* Oh, right. You… You don't like that song, do you? Oh my goodness, I'm sorry. Please don't be upset with me. You just started liking me in this form and I'd hate to do anything to make you dislike me again.
It's all good. Once Mettaton stopped singing, Rex immediately went back to being a happy baby; wiggling, squiggling, and giggling under his blanket and also wagging his tail as Mettaton slowly made his way over to the air mattress. Then once Mettaton reached Rex's location, Rex peeked his head out from underneath his blanket and "roared a mighty roar;" to "scare" Mettaton.
Rex: Raaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *"roared" Rex*
Mettaton: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! *Mettaton "screamed" like a girl in response; the same exact way he screamed when Sans scared him last Saturday*
Rex: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!
Rex didn't used to like Mettaton's EX form; possibly due to Mettaton's unintentionally cocky behavior in that form every time he barged into his and others' homes without knocking first; but after he heard Mettaton scream like a girl last Saturday, however, he started taking a liking to Mettaton's EX form. Discovering that Rex loves hearing him scream like a girl, Mettaton has agreed to let Rex "scare" him at least once every time he sees him; even if they see each other in a public setting. XD
Asriel and MK: PFFFFFFFF… HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
MK: WOHOHOHOW, MEHEHEHETTATON, WOHOHOHOHOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* You boys like my fake scream, which sounds nothing at all like my actual frightened scream? *asked Mettaton, not fooling anyone, while scooping Rex up into his metallic arms*
Asriel and MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WEEHEEHEE DOOHOOHOO! *answered the two older monster boys, who both know what Mettaton's actual frightened scream sounds like, while continuing to laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MK: HAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S SOHOHOHOHO FUHUHUHUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
To add insult to injury, MK found Mettaton's girl scream so funny that he fell to the floor laughing. XD
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* Glamorous! *said Mettaton, while hiding the fact that he was actually a little embarrassed that Asriel and MK heard him scream like a girl moments ago* (Oh, come on! It's not that funny, MK! Jeez! I like you but you need to get a hold of yourself!)
Moments later…
Asriel: Hehe. So, what brings you here, Mettaton?
MK: Yeah, seriously, what are you doing here, Mettaton? My parents didn't tell me you were coming!
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* I wanted to surprise you boys! I would’ve surprised Lizard Dad as well but he needed time to prepare for a cooking demonstration.
MK: *gasp* Cooking demonstration? Does that mean…
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* Yes, it does. *interrupted Mettaton* I'm interested in having him appear as a guest on my cooking show, "Cooking With A Killer Robot."
Asriel: Heh. Well it's a little late for that. The lasagna's probably done already.
MK: Yeah, and the garlic bread too!
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* Oh, boys, *clicking tongue sound* haven't you seen a cooking show before? The food is always cooked ahead of time. That way, viewers don't have to wait an entire hour or however long it takes for food to cook after the chef demonstrates how to make it. Then once the show’s over, the demonstration dish is either cooked for a future meal or discarded entirely.
Asriel: Heh. Well that sounds like a waste of food! I hope Rocco's planning to cook that second pan of lasagna.
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* Oh, don't worry, he is.
MK: *gasp* Oh, good. Then GK will definitely be able to have some lasagna tomorrow!
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* That's right! She will! By the way, I hope she's having fun at that slumber party with Frisk, Chara, Izzy, and Patty.
Asriel: Hehe. Oh yeah, she probably is. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if those five girls are all tickling each other right about now! Heeheeheehee!
They probably are! That is a very likely possibility! XD Sure, GK may not particularly enjoy being tickled in front of Frisk, Chara, and Izzy but she probably makes exceptions during slumber parties. Especially if her best female friend, Patty, someone she's comfortable being tickled in front of, is there being tickled alongside her. X3
MK: Ooh, speaking of tickling… Coochie coochie coo! Coochie coochie coo! *teased MK, digging his fingers into Asriel's sides*
Asriel: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *laughed Asriel, right as he sank to the floor and onto his back* MK, STOHOHOHOP!! *he pleaded, about 2 seconds before MK lifted up his shirt and scribbled his robotic fingers all over his belly, making him laugh and bleat at a new volume and squirm frantically in his clutches* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MK: Hahahaha! Mettaton! Get his feet, Mettaton! Hurry! *commanded MK, hoping Mettaton will follow his orders*
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* No, darling. *Mettaton politely declined* No, I'd rather tickle this little guy's feet instead. *he then said with a smile, seconds before placing Rex on the floor on his back next to Asriel and tickling his little feet with a long pink feather; a feather that was stored in a secret compartment in Mettaton’s left thigh*
Turning down an offer to tickle Asriel?! :O Mettaton would never turn down an offer like that! That is unless he's planning on tickling him later today; and maybe MK as well. ;)
Rex: EEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!! *Rex laughed preciously, wiggling and squiggling in Mettaton's clutches as Mettaton glided his long pink feather against both of his soles at the same time* BAHAHAHABAHAHAHHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHA BLAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! *SQUEAK* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEE!!
Mettaton did not tickle Rex for very long; only 20 seconds; but since Rex's feet are feather ticklish like his father's and brother's (and his mother's and sister's), he felt as if he had been tickled for a much longer period of time. As the long pink feather grazed his soles and sawed in between his little toes, he felt as if he was going to explode into several miniature versions of himself, it tickled so much. But he still enjoyed the feather tickles though. He enjoyed them very much. X3 Like everyone else in his family, he enjoys being tickled. But he enjoys tickling others more! And for a 15-month-old, he's quite good at it too! ;) A little too good! :B
20 seconds later…
Rocco: Boys, Mettaton, supper's ready! *said Rocco, prompting MK and Mettaton to stop tickling Asriel and Rex*
Mettaton: Oooh! Glamorous! *effeminate laugh* Race you downstairs, boys! *shouted Mettaton, dashing out of Rex's bedroom with blazing speed and pushing Rocco out of his way on the way out not even one second later* Out of the way, Lizard Dad! *effeminate laugh* WOOOAAAH!! OOF, EEEE, IIIII, EEEE, OOOH, OOF, GAH, OH, OOH, DAH, GAH, OOOOH, FWAAAAAH!! *he then shouted as he tripped and tumbled down the stairs XD*
Asriel, MK, Rex, and Rocco tried as hard as they possibly could not to laugh after hearing and witnessing Mettaton tumble down the stairs but they couldn't help themselves. The way Mettaton tumbled down the stairs was just too dang funny! XD And he had it coming too for abruptly challenging the boys to a race and pushing Rocco while he was running. Oh well, at least Mettaton was too busy falling down the stairs and shouting to hear the male lizards and Asriel laughing.
Lydia: *gasp* Oh my god! Mettaton, are you ok?! *snickers*
Even Lydia, who was standing near the bottom of the staircase when Mettaton fell, found Mettaton tumbling down the stairs to be quite hilarious! XD But unlike the male lizards and Asriel, she managed to prevent herself from laughing out loud.
Mettaton: Oh my! How could I be so clumsy? *asked Mettaton in disbelief, bringing himself to his feet moments later* That's MK's job! And… sometimes, Rocco's!
MK: Hey! Dad and I aren't that clumsy! *teased MK, pretending to be offended*
Lydia: Heeheehee! It's ok, Mettaton. These things happen. Even to glamorous robots like you. *said Lydia, walking Mettaton to the kitchen while keeping a good distance away from the boys and Rocco and speaking quietly enough so only Mettaton can hear her*
Mettaton: *sigh* Yes, I suppose you're right, darling.
Lydia: Hey. Lighten up, will you? Before too long, it'll be time for you to put on that "little show" for me and Rocco… and also Rex. Heeheeheehee! You haven't forgotten, have you?
Mettaton: Oh no, of course not! That's one of the primary reasons I'm here! By the way, thanks again for hauling my latest creations to the basement while I was distracting the boys upstairs.
Lydia: Heeheehee! You're very welcome, young man. Now let's eat, shall we?
And with that, Mettaton joined the lizards and Asriel for supper and as usual, Rocco did not disappoint. The lasagna and garlic bread were absolutely delectable and wholesome and by the time everyone finished eating, they needed to sit down for a few minutes to let their stomachs settle; everyone except Mettaton. Mettaton is capable of eating food. He just doesn't ever get a full feeling in his metallic stomach like humans and monsters do after eating a wholesome meal. Yes, even Mettaton ate lasagna and garlic bread. He is a former ghost after all and when ghosts possess vessels to the point that they become fully corporeal in that vessel, they are able to taste and eat food like that of monsters and humans. The only difference, besides the fact that eating is entirely optional for ghosts, is the speed at which food and drink digests. In ghosts, vessel or no vessel, it takes significantly less time, which is why they never have a full feeling in their stomachs after eating and/or drinking, and fortunately, they have the same types of digestive and urinary systems as monsters; the types of digestive and urinary systems that don't produce the respective types of body waste but instead convert food and drink into magical energy. Lucky them! Many humans would kill to have their digestive and urinary systems function like that of monsters! :B
Mettaton: Mmmmmmmmmm… Absolutely delectable, darling! *commented Mettaton, praising Rocco’s cooking*
Rocco: Hahaha! Thank you. Glad you like it.
Mettaton: Like it? I love it! Everyone here loves it! *claimed Mettaton, moments before noticing that Rex hadn’t yet touched his food* Well, almost everyone.
Rocco: Huh? Rex? Buddy, how come you’re not eating? Is there something wrong with that piece of lasagna? Are you not hungry?
Rex: Dareeeeeeeeeeeeba, gaaaaaahhhhhhhh! *babbled Rex, making hugging motions with his arms and tail* Angawepoooooooo! Eee, eee, eee, eee! *he babbled once more, making four fast slashing motions with his right arm, followed by four slow slamming motions with that same arm while blowing raspberries* Pbfffff… Pbfffff… Pbffff… Pbffffff…
Rex, via babbling and hand and tail gestures, has just informed Rocco that he won’t eat supper unless he has his favorite toys by his side. Darius the cat-dragon hybrid and the special toy weapon that Papyrus made him for his birthday! “How unusual of him,” thought Rocco to himself the moment he figured out the reason why Rex hasn’t touched his food yet because normally, Rex doesn’t need to absolutely have any special toys by his side in order to eat his supper… or lunch… or breakfast. But he does tonight for some reason and Rocco was more than happy to oblige. But in the back of his mind however, he wondered if Rex was starting to go through a phase.
Rocco: Ohhhhhhhh! You want your favorite toys down here with you! Hahahahaha! Ok, sit tight, buddy. (Rex, I really hope this is just a one-time thing! Because if this is the beginning of a phase, then you and me; we’re gonna have problems! And then I won’t be able to call you my “good little eater” anymore!)
(Don’t worry, Rocco. When you make him breakfast tomorrow, he’ll eat whatever you put in front of him. Toys by his side or not! :D)
Rex: Yeeeeeeeeeee! Heeheeheeheeheeheehee! *giggled Rex in response, incredibly happy that his father figured out what he wanted*
Once Rocco returned with Rex’s favorite toys, Rex immediately went to town on the lasagna his father dished for him; practically inhaling it until Lydia told him to slow down. Yes, Lydia had to be the one to tell Rex to slow down rather than Rocco because according to Lydia, there’s one thing every little kid knows. That being: “Daddies mean fun; mommies mean business.” Then later that evening, after everyone ate supper and after the lizards and Asriel let their stomachs settle for a few minutes, Mettaton and Rocco put on a little show for Lydia, Asriel, MK, and Rex; a trial run for when Rocco appears on "Cooking With a Killer Robot." It was quite entertaining watching Rocco and Mettaton in action as Rocco demonstrated to Mettaton and his audience how he makes lasagna and garlic bread, which he'll put in his oven at a later time either later tonight or tomorrow. All while cracking a few jokes here and there, to show off Rocco's comedic nature; and due to Rocco and Mettaton's surprisingly amazing chemistry, similar to that of two of the most iconic video game voice actors, the entire trial segment wound up being almost as hilarious as a particular episode that featured Sans as a guest chef. It felt as if they were watching an actual live performance of the show but despite how entertaining the entire segment was, it's probably not going to top Mettaton's next performance with Asriel and MK acting as his volunteers. Mettaton has something special cooked up for those two boys and considering that everything Mettaton did today and the past couple of days has been building up to this point, it's very likely going to be a hit! :D
TO BE CONTINUED…
PART 1: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43746302/
PART 3: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43803501/
PART 4: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43834016/
PART 5: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43861591/
Undertale© Toby Fox.
GORGEOUSLY GLAMOROUS GARGALESIS
Chapter 3: No! Don’t Tickle Daddy’s Feet!
After blowing raspberries, Lydia released Rex and let him crawl back over to Rocco's big feet. Observing this, Rocco then tried to convince MK, who is still sitting on his legs and who he still has his tail intertwined with, and Asriel, who is still sitting on his back, to release him from his current predicament; so he can get back downstairs and be ready to take out the lasagna when it's done and then put the garlic bread in the oven.
Rocco: Uh, b-boys, if you d-don't mind, c-could you let me go, please? I kind of have to be downstairs to take out the lasagna when it's done.
MK: Hehe. Ok, Dad.
Asriel: Hehe. Yeah. Lasagna doesn't taste too good when it's burnt.
Lydia: Wait; not so fast, boys. *said Lydia with a cheeky-looking grin, preventing Asriel and MK from freeing Rocco* Rocco, you've still got time. Let the boys have just a little more fun, will you? Hmm, 10 more minutes, perhaps?
Rocco: What?! 10 more minutes of tickle torture?! Are you out of your mind, woman?! *Rocco then asked in disbelief; despite the fact that he actually enjoys being tickled*
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! No, never. Heeheeheeheehee! But I know you. You can handle 10 more minutes of tickle “torture.” I know you can. And if you let the boys have just a little more fun, I'll… *inaudible whispering*
Rocco: *excited gasp* Yes, ma'am! Yes! You've got yourself a deal! *shouted Rocco, prompting both Asriel and MK to look in his direction with confused looks on their faces* Hahaha!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Good lizard. Heeheeheehee!
MK: Um? *wondered MK awkwardly, confused as to what just happened*
Asriel: It's probably better if we don't know, dude.
MK: Heh. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. *MK agreed*
After an awkward moment of silence, Lydia gave Asriel, MK, and Rex the ok to tickle Rocco for 10 minutes straight. But before doing so, Asriel and MK asked Rex how he wanted to tickle Rocco; since tickling Rocco was his idea to begin with. The lizard baby couldn't tell them what he had in mind with words since all he can do is babble so he instead had to tell them with his hands and tail.
Rex: Aseelababagabatu… agabagagu..*babbled Rex, pointing at Asriel with his right index finger and then pointing at Rocco's left foot with his tail; telling Asriel to tickle Rocco's left foot*
Asriel: His left foot? Heeheehee! Ok by me! Heeheehee!
Rocco: *worried gasp* Uh oh! *gulp*
Rex: Emkaaaaaaa, jajajakabakadooooo… ideegabaaaaa… *Rex then babbled to MK, first pointing at him with his left index finger and then at Rocco's right foot with his tail; indicating that he wanted MK to tickle his right foot*
MK: His right foot? Hehe. I like the way you think, bud!
Rocco: Ahhh! Rex, no! One of you boys tickling Daddy's feet is already enough! *claimed Rocco, referring to himself in third person while trying to pull his feet away from the boys*
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Agree to disagree, my love!
Rex: Aaaaameeeeee, rarararara… *Rex then babbled to everyone, telling them that he will help Asriel and MK tickle Rocco's feet*
Asriel: Awww! How nice of you to help MK and I tickle your dad's feet! Heeheeheehee!
Rocco: Ahhhhhh! Rex, not you too! Why? Why Daddy's big feet? C-can't you, MK, and Azzy tickle him somewhere else instead? *Rocco asked nervously, curling his toes in fear*
Lydia: Heeheehee! No, honey. *Lydia answered for Rex* Your feet are too big for just one boy to tickle. *she teased, dragging the tip of her tail along his right sole just one time from the heel all the way down to his toes*
Rocco: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LYDIA, NOHOHOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! LYDIA, STOHOHOHOHOHOP!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheeheehee! Oh come on! I'm barely touching you, you big baby! *teased Lydia, smiling mischievously* Heeheeheehee! By the way, Rex, is there anything you'd like Mommy to do?
There is actually! While Rex, MK, and Asriel are tickling Rocco's feet, Lydia can tickle Rocco's upper body, legs, and tail. :D Rex is perfectly fine with that. X3 But before doing so, she wants to do something to limit Rocco's mobility. Now, she and MK could use their tails to accomplish such a task; MK wrapping his tail around Rocco's ankles to prevent Rocco from accidentally kicking someone and Lydia intertwining her tail with Rocco's to prevent Rocco from accidentally whacking someone with his tail; but instead, Lydia chose to restrain Rocco with her magical weapons. TWO LONG, FAST, AND VERSATILE WHIPS! One whip tied around Rocco's calves and tail and the other whip tied around Rocco's waist and arms!
Rocco: Ahhhhhhhh! Not the whips! *pleaded Rocco, struggling to free himself* Ahhhhhhhh!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Oh yes, the whips. *Lydia teased* Heeheeheehee! And if you're a good boy, I promise I won't freeze or electrify them… or charge them with plasma. Heeheeheeheehee!
Rocco: Heh. Well that won't be a problem. I can't burn, melt, or cut these whips to free myself even if I wanted to! *said Rocco sincerely, struggling to free himself once again*
In addition to summoning a pair of magical arms, Lydia can also summon one or two whips at will and she's been capable of doing so ever since the day she turned 10 years old; along with THREE DIFFERENT TYPES OF ELEMENTAL MAGIC. Yes, like Alphys, Lydia has three different types of elemental magic! In her case, ICE, LIGHTNING, and PLASMA magic (all three types have cyan-colored beams and projectiles; cyan like her magic arms)! And Rocco too! Rocco has three different types of elemental magic too! In his case, FIRE, ACID, and PLASMA magic (all three types have green-colored beams and projectiles)! But that's not all. In addition, he can conjure 2 CLEAVERS with 18-inch-long (non-serrated) blades and extendable handles at will! Fitting weapons for a chef such as himself! :D And like Lydia, Rocco has been capable of conjuring weapons and using elemental magic ever since the day he turned 10 years old. And so has Alphys! And countless other lizard monsters too! This is why tenth birthdays are always such a big deal in MK's family. The day a lizard monster turns 10 years old; that's when lizard monsters obtain some, most, or all of their magical abilities; the most common ones being the ability to conjure one or more weapons (if more than one weapon, the additional weapons are almost always exact copies of the first and are almost never completely different weapons altogether) and the ability to use one or two types of elemental magic (it's rare for lizard monsters to possess more than two types of elemental magic; so Alphys, Lydia, and Rocco should consider themselves lucky). Generally speaking; because over time, there have been a few rare cases of lizard monsters not obtaining any magical abilities on their tenth birthdays and with that in mind, Rocco and Lydia are praying that that won't be the case with GK during her tenth birthday the following month; due to a rare non-fatal condition she has that was responsible for turning her once yellow skin (light yellow like her mother's skin) gray and rendering her once visible pupils and irises barely visible to everyone around her. But those are extremely rare cases; even for lizard monsters with GK's rare condition; and if there do happen to be some abilities that lizard monsters don't obtain on their tenth birthdays, then they usually obtain them during one or more of the later years of their lives. That was the case with Lydia's magic arms. Lydia didn't start creating magic arms for herself until she was 21 years old.
Asriel: Haha! You're right! You can't! *Asriel agreed* Hahaha! Nice one, Lydia!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Why, thank you, Azzy. Heeheeheehee!
Asriel: Haha! No problem! I love watching your magic in action! And Rocco's too! *said Asriel enthusiastically* And also Alphys's!
Rocco: Awwww! Asriel. Hahaha! X3
Asriel: Heeheehee! I'm serious! Your magic is so cool! And, MK; I’ve probably asked you this before but do you think you'll one day get your very own magic abilities?
Good question! MK's 11 years old and he doesn't appear to possess a single magical ability! Oh, but he does though; several of them! He's just been keeping them a secret from practically everyone until he feels he's trained enough with Rocco, Lydia, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, and Gaster. The aforementioned adults have privately been teaching MK how to effectively and properly use and control his abilities and after countless hours of training with all seven of them over the course of 15 months, he's finally built up enough confidence to show the Dreemurr kids, who are all unaware of MK's abilities and exactly when lizard monsters obtain their magical abilities (MK, Alphys, Rocco, Lydia, and GK never told them), what he's capable of. Now, MK could show Asriel some or all of his abilities yet today. But if he does that, then he would have to show Frisk and Chara his abilities another day. So instead, MK wants to wait until he, Asriel, Frisk, and Chara are all together in one place and as of right now, he feels that the following Saturday will provide him with the best opportunity. This Saturday, MK, Asriel, Frisk, and Chara are going to Gaster's house in the woods to spend some time with Gaster himself and Gaster has a room in his secret basement that will allow MK to give the best possible demonstration of his abilities to the Dreemurr kids :D
MK: Hehe. Yes. Yes, I do. *answered MK confidently; despite the fact that he already has his very own magic abilities*
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! That's right! And he'll develop them in his own "MK way" too! *Lydia chimed in, making everyone present in Rex's bedroom smile while keeping MK's secret safe from Asriel* Heeheeheehee!
Rocco: Haha! He most certainly will. Rocco agreed, also keeping MK's secret safe from Asriel*
Rex: Abaahabakaaa! *Rex babbled in agreement, seconds before wiggling his little index fingers and tail in between Rocco's left foot toes and right foot toes respectively*
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!!! *Rocco laughed hysterically, spreading his toes apart and keeping his feet as still as possible to prevent himself from accidentally hurting Rex* OHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOD!!! HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA!!! REHEHEHEHEX, I KNOHOHOHOW THAHAHAHAT'S YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! YOU LITTLE DEHEHEHEHEVIL!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! *he "sang" the moment he felt tiny fingers and a tail wiggle against the bases of his toes* OHOHOHOHOH NOHOHOHOHO, NOHOHOHOHOHOT THE JOHOHOHOHOLLY SPOHOHOHOTS!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!
MK: Pffffffff… Hahahahahaha! Oh poor you, Dad! *teased MK while laughing himself, once again finding it funny how a little baby is capable of making his father laugh so much* Hahahahahaha!
Asriel: Hahahaha! Wow, Rex; you were really eager to tickle your dad, weren't you? *Asriel then asked Rex*
Rex: Yeeeeeeee! Agoogabagaaaaaaaaa! *Rex babbled in response* Heeheeheeheeheehee!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Of course he was! It's hard to resist tickling such a huge pair of hilariously ticklish feet, you know that!
Asriel and MK: Haha! We do! We so do! *said the two older boys in unison* Hahahahaha!
Before too long, Asriel and MK joined in and helped Rex tickle Rocco's feet. From his heels all the way down to the bases of his toes, not a single inch of Rocco's soles was safe from Asriel and MK's fingers; Asriel's furry fingers skittering wildly up and down his left sole and MK's robotic fingers skittering wildly up and down his right sole. And not a single inch of his toes was safe either! Rex is really doing a number on all six of them with his fingers and tail! X3
Rocco: BWAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! *Rocco laughed even more hysterically; overtaken by his own laughter so much that some of his sentences got cut short during the next while* I CAHAHAHAHAHAHAN'T... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOD, THIS IS TOHOHOHORTUHUHUHURE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!! IT'S TOHOHOHOHORTURE, LYD… HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *he "sang" once again* HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! I know. *said Lydia with a cheeky smile, positioning herself directly on top of Rocco in a sitting position; with her feet placed flat on the upper portion of his back and her tail resting over his own tail and legs* The absolute best kind! *she added, helping the boys tickle Rocco not even one second later* Heeheeheeheehee! Coochie coochie coo, my love! Heeheeheeheehee!
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOHOHOHOOHOHOHO, LYDIA, NOHOHOHOOHHOHOHOHOHO!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!! DOHOHOHON'T HEHEHHEHEHELP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!! DOHOHOHOHOHOHON'T HEHEHEHEHEHEHELP THEHEHEHHEHEM!!!! HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *SQUEAK* GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Just when Rocco was beginning to think that the tickle torture couldn't get any more intense, Lydia joined in and went to town on his upper back with her clawed toes and his legs and tail with her own tail, tickling him even more and forcing him to do nothing but laugh, "sing," and just plain take everything that she and the boys threw at him. For 10 whole minutes! 10 minutes of nonstop tickling from Asriel, MK, Rex, and Lydia! It was torturous being tickled by four individuals that long and if Rocco could've moved a single inch all the while he was being tickle tortured, he would've done so in a heartbeat; to make the tickle torture itself both more tolerable and more enjoyable as a whole. Except for the fact that he needed to keep still for Rex! While Rex is by no means a fragile baby, he's the one that would feel the most pain if someone were to accidentally kick him. And Rocco never wants to hurt Rex in any way, shape, or form! So he had no choice but to endure and endure he did, too. For 10 minutes, he barely moved; keeping his upper body, legs, and feet still and his toes spread not just for Rex but also for Lydia, who tickled his upper body and legs the entire time, and Asriel and MK, who helped Rex tickle his feet the entire time. During the first 6 minutes, the three boys tickled Rocco's feet on a rotating basis in two-minute intervals.
The first two minutes, while Lydia focused on Rocco's back with her toes and Rocco's legs and tail with her own tail, Rex focused on Rocco's toes with his fingers and tail. And at the same time, Asriel and MK focused on Rocco's left sole and right sole respectively; tickling them with not only their fingers but also their toes, mouths (they blew raspberries on them), and tails. Yes, even Asriel has a tail to tickle others with! :O And so do his parents! White fluffy goat tails to be exact. X3 He and his parents just don't always wear pants, dresses, or robes with holes in the back for them to stick out of, which sounds uncomfortable but Asriel and his parents don't mind. The pants, dresses, and robes without holes for tails don't feel any less comfortable than pants, dresses, and robes with holes for tails. But today however, Asriel happens to be wearing a pair of black pants with a hole for his tail to stick out of. That and a green and yellow striped shirt that isn't long enough to hide his tail underneath.
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! NOHOHOHO, NOHOHOHOHOHO, NOHOOHOHOHO; NOHOOHHOOHHOT THAHAHAHAHHAHAHAT!!!! *pleaded Rocco through his laughter the moment he felt Asriel's short fluffy tail brush against the sole of his left foot… and MK's tail rub against the sole of his right foot… and Rex's tail sweep across all 6 of his toes… and Lydia's tail trace against his own tail* HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAHHAHAHAHAAAT!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
MK: Wohohohoah! Nice one, Az! *commented MK while laughing a little, finding it both funny and cool how Asriel is tickling Rocco’s left foot with his short fluffy tail*
Asriel: Haha! Thanks, dude! All of you are using your tails so I figured I should use mine too! Hahaha!
Lydia: A grand idea, young prince! Heeheeheehee!
Rocco: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! NOHOHOHO IT’S NOHOHOHOHOT!!!! *lied Rocco while continuing to laugh and “sing” his guts out* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2 minutes later…
Rex: Ataaaaaaaaaaaaaa… gagagagaga! *babbled Rex, signaling to Asriel and MK with his fingers and tail that he wanted to rotate positions*
After the first two minutes were over, Asriel moved to Rex’s spot next to Rocco’s toes, Rex moved to MK’s spot next to Rocco's right foot, and MK moved to Asriel’s spot next to Rocco’s left foot. And at the same time, Lydia rotated 180 degrees to place her flat on Rocco’s legs and rest her tail on Rocco’s back. Then before Rocco knew it, everyone tickled him once again; Asriel alternating between tickling his toes with his furry fingers and fluffy tail; MK and Rex tickling his soles in nearly perfect sync with their fingers, toes, and tails; and Lydia spidering her toes up and down his legs and tail as far as she could reach and tracing the tip of her tail up and down his back as far as she could reach.
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Rocco laughed hysterically once again, especially during moments when Lydia spidered her toes up and down his overly sensitive tail and when his two sons wiggled their toes against his soles* HOHOHOHOHOLY CRAHAHAHAP, NOHOHOHOHO!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! HOHOHOHONEY, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, DOHOHOHOHOHON'T WIGGLE YOHOHOHOUR TOHOHOHOHOHOHOES ON MY TAIL!!!! *he then pleaded through his laughter, ticklish sensations overflowing his tail so much that it started twitching in his restraints* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!
Lydia: Awwwww! But you love my toes! And they love you! Heeheeheeheehee! Kitchie koo! Kitchie kitchie kitchie koo! Heeheeheeheehee!
Rocco: BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOHOHOH, THE DREHEHEHEADFUL TEEHEEHEEHEEASING!!!! (I LOVE IT! X3) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* EEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2 minutes later…
Rex: Ataaaaaaaaaaaaaa… gagagagaga! *babbled Rex, signaling to Asriel and MK with his fingers and tail that he wanted to rotate positions once again*
After the third and fourth minutes were over, Asriel moved to Rex’s spot next to Rocco’s right foot, Rex moved to MK’s spot next to Rocco's left foot, and MK moved to Asriel’s spot next to Rocco’s toes. And at the same time, Lydia stood up, relocated to the left of Rocco's legs and pulled a burgundy feather out of one of the pockets of her burgundy ankle-length dress with her tail. Then before too long, everyone tickled Rocco once again; MK alternating between tickling his toes with his robotic fingers and scaly tail; Rex and Asriel tickling his soles in nearly perfect sync with their fingers, toes, and tails; and Lydia gliding a feather along almost every overly sensitive inch of his restrained tail.
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAHA!!!! *laughed Rocco even more hysterically, due to how feather-sensitive his tail is… and how fur-sensitive his feet are* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!!! OF ALL PLAHAHAHACES TO USE THAHAHAHHAAT FEHEHEHEHEHEATHER…. *SQUEAK* HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Ah yes, the "dreadful" feather. *teased Lydia, holding the feather with her tail and continuing to glide it along almost every inch of Rocco’s tail; including the bases of each of its spikes* Almost as bad as those "infernal" toothbrushes, am I right? Heeheeheehee! Which reminds me; MK, Asriel, I have two toothbrushes in one of my pockets for you to use on his toes next! *she claimed, causing Rocco's eyes to widen with fear and both Asriel and MK to perk up* Heeheeheeheehee!
Rocco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHHO!!!! HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOT THE TOOHOOHOOHOOTHBRUSHES!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! ANYTHING BUHUHUHUT THE TOOHOOHOOHOOTHBRUSHES!!!! *pleaded Rocco through his laughter, despite the fact that no one was tickling him with toothbrushes* HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA!!!!
2 minutes later…
Rex: Maaaaaagaa! Dididididididi, gagagagaga, jooooooooshabagaaaaaaaaa! *babbled Rex, getting down on all fours and pointing his long tail straight up into the air; to indicate what he wanted to do next*
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Yes! I was hoping you would want to do that, Rex! Heeheeheehee! You know what that means, right, MK?
MK: Heeheehee! I do!
Lydia: Heeheeheeheehee! Well in that case, here you go, boys. *said Lydia cheekily, pulling two non-electric toothbrushes out of one of her pockets with her tail and handing them over to MK and Asriel* One for you and one for you. Heeheeheeheehee!
MK and Asriel: Heeheeheeheeheehee! *the two older boys giggled excitedly... and "evilly"* Thank you! Heeheeheeheehee!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! Ok, Rex, here we go!
Seconds later, Rex positioned himself on top of Rocco's upward-facing soles; his hands on Rocco's heels and his feet on the balls of Rocco's feet. And at the same time, Lydia faced the opposite direction and stood over Rocco; Rocco's calves between her feet and his own two feet and Rex under her tail. Then once Rex was all situated, Lydia lowered her tail to down to Rex, allowing the talented 15-month-old toddler himself to latch onto her tail with his own tail. Then once Lydia ensured that Rex had a secure grip with his tail, she lifted her own tail upwards until Rex was off of the floor and then held Rex directly over Rocco's soles in a position that allowed him to tickle them with his fingers and toes at the same time.
Rex: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!! *Rex giggled excitedly, swinging on his mother's tail with his own tail as she lifted him up off of the floor*
Lydia: Heeheeheeheehee! Ready when you are, Rex. *said Lydia, summoning both of her magic arms*
Before too long, Rex, while hanging from his mother's tail, began tickling Rocco's soles with his fingers and toes, causing Rocco himself to laugh frantically once again.
Rocco: AHHHHHH!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *SQUEAK* OHOHOHOH NOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! REHEHEHEX IS UHUHUHUSING HIS FINGERS AHAHAHAHAND TOHOHOHOHOES?!?! HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAHAHAHAHAHAT CAN ONLY MEEHEEHEEHEEHEEAN ONE THING!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheeheeheehee! That's right! *said Lydia in a singsongy voice, right as she began tickling Rocco's neck, back, legs and tail with her magic hands* Heeheeheeheehee! Coooooochie coochie coo! Coooooochie coochie coo! *she teased*
Rocco: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! OHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOHOHOD!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOHOD!!!! HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOH, I LIKED IT SOHOHOHO MUCH BEHEHEHEHEHETTER WHEN YOU COULDN'T CREEHEEHEEATE THOHOHOHOSE MAGIC AHAHHAHAHARMS!!!! *lied Rocco with absolutely no intention of offending Lydia while continuing to laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheehee! You say that every time I tickle you with them, hun!
MK: Hehe. Yeah, and he "sings" every time someone does this too! *exclaimed MK, right as he and Asriel began tickling the pads, stems, and bases of Rocco's toes and also the spaces in between his toes with non-electric toothbrushes; MK tickling his left 3 foot toes and Asriel tickling his 3 right foot toes*
MK and Asriel: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!
Once those toothbrushes touched Rocco's toes, it was all over for poor Rocco! Of all the utensils that can be used for tickling, toothbrushes are by far the most effective to use on Rocco's toes. Those stiff bristles get him every time! Especially when combined with one or more sets or claws/fingers!
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! WAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAA!!!! *SQUEAK* OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2 minutes later…
Rocco: BWAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2 minutes later and 8 minutes in, Rocco is still laughing like a maniac. Too ticklish! His large scaly feet, tail, and the backsides of his legs and torso are just too dang ticklish! But so are the front sides of his legs and torso and the tops of his feet; and to ensure that those areas of his body receive at least some attention, Lydia rolled Rocco over onto his back, exposing the whole front side of his body in the process. Then after handing her burgundy feather over to Rex, she stood off to Rocco's right and went to town tickling his neck, armpits, sides, ribs, belly, hips, and legs with her toes, tail, and magic arms.
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! NOHOHOHOHOHO, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOHOHOHOT THERE!! *pleaded Rocco through his hearty laughter the moment he felt his wife's tail swirling around his bellybutton underneath his navy blue Henley shirt* HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NOHOHOT THEHEHEHHEHERE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
Lydia: Heeheeheeheeheehee! Yes; there! Heeheeheeheeheehee! Rex, honey, help Mommy tickle Daddy, will you? *requested Lydia, not knowing that Rex was taking a moment to get all situated*
Right as Lydia began her ticklish assault, Rex lied down on top of his father's legs; on his back with his knees bent upwards, his hands behind his head, his feet flat against the tops of his father's feet, and his tail between his legs. Then once Rex was ready, he helped his mother tickle his father, wiggling his toes against the tops of his large scaly feet as well as sawing his mother's feather in between his toes and sweeping it across the tops of his toes with his tail.
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Rocco laughed even more heartily; due to how feather-sensitive his toes are* REHEHEHEHEHEX, GEHEHEHET THAT THING AHAHAHAWAY FROM DADDY'S TOHOHOHOHOHOHOES!!!! *he pleaded while laughing, twitching his toes with every passing second as Rex sawed between them and swept across them with Lydia's feather; feather in tail X3* HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheeheehee! That's my boy! Heeheeheeheeheehee!
Rex: Eeeeeeeheeheeheeheeheehee! Gabahafoogaaaaaa! Iteehadayaaaaaaa! *blows raspberry* Heeheeheeheehee! Bagamatoogi! Placatiyusha*Rex giggled and babbled excitedly, having the time of his life tickling his father's toes with his mother’s feather*
MK: Huh? What's that, Rex? You want Az and I to tickle his soles with these toothbrushes? *asked MK, pretending that Rex was telling him and Asriel to tickle Rocco*
Rocco: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHO, DOHOHOHOHOHOHON'T!!!! *pleaded Rocco in response while continuing to laugh, trying to convince MK and Asriel not to tickle his soles with toothbrushes* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MK: Yes? Hehe. Well alrighty then! *teased MK, ignoring Rocco’s pleas*
Not even one second later, MK and Asriel began brushing every single inch of Rocco's soles with non-electric toothbrushes; MK brushing his right sole and Asriel brushing his left sole. What followed was possibly the loudest laughter Asriel, MK, Rex, and Lydia have heard from Rocco all day. Scrubbing the stiff bristles of the toothbrushes hard against Rocco's thick soles until they were bright red in color, MK and Asriel were easily the ones responsible for making Rocco laugh the hardest. There's just always something about toothbrush tickles with Rocco, making him laugh more than hairbrush and/or scrub brush tickles, and when combined with feather tickles to his toes and tickles from his wife's toes, tail, and magic arms, the only thing the kind-hearted chef himself can do is laugh and "sing." And laugh and "sing" he did! For two whole minutes; while trying with every fiber of his being not to kick Asriel and MK or catapult Rex across the room. It was extremely difficult for Rocco to stay still and keep his toes spread but his love for his family was enough for him to persevere. And just in time to welcome a special guest, who rang the doorbell at the exact second Asriel, MK, Rex, and Lydia all stopped tickling him, into his home too! :D
Rocco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!! OH MY GOHOHOHOHOHOD!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH MY GO… WAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!
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Chapter 4: Knock, Knock, Darlings!
2 minutes later…
Rocco: HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lydia: Heeheeheeheehee! Ok, boys, it's been 10 minutes! *said Lydia whimsically, freeing Rocco from his bind (touching the whips around Rocco's legs and hips with her feet and making them vanish), which in turn prompted the boys to stop tickling Rocco* Heeheeheeheeheehee!
Then right as everyone stopped tickling Rocco, the doorbell rang, indicating that someone had just arrived at the front door of Rocco's and Lydia's house.
Lydia: Oh, the doorbell! I'll get it! Feel free to play with Rex some more, boys. *said Lydia, moments before scurrying downstairs to see who was at the door*
MK: Wait, Mom, who's at the door? I wanna see!
Asriel: Hey, yeah, me too!
Rocco: Hahahahahahaha! Oh, dohohohon't worry, bohohohoys! *said Rocco, bringing himself to his feet while laughing due to phantom tickles* Hahahahahaha! If it's, hahahahaha, who I think it is, hahahahahaha, thehehey whohohon't be leeheeheeaving any time soohoohoon, hahahahahahaha, truhuhuhust me! *he assured them, moments before leaving the bedroom and closing the door behind him* Hahahahahaha! I'll lehehehet you know when supper's reheheheheady! Hahahahahahahahaha…
A few seconds later… after an awkward moment of silence…
Asriel: Um… o-ok then… Hahahaha!
MK: Hehe. Come on, Az, let's see who's here!
Then suddenly, Rex did something cute, prompting both Asriel and MK to stay in his bedroom until supper time.
MK: Oof! Rex! Oof! Hey! No! Oof! Don't throw toys at MK! Oof! Don't throw toys at MK, Rex! Oof!
Rex: Heeheeheeheeheehee! *giggled Rex mischievously, throwing all of his stuffed animals at MK for no reason other than to make Asriel laugh*
Asriel: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Serves you right, MK! Trying to ditch your brother when he wants to play; what kind of big brother are you? *teased Asriel with absolutely no intention of offending MK*
MK: Hey! I was gonna come right back!
Asriel: Uh huh. Suuuuure you were. *teased Asriel once again, tapping his six toes against the floor while pondering what he, MK, and Rex should do for the next while* Hahahahahahaha!
MK: I'm serious! And according to GK, I'm an awesome big brother!
Asriel: Pfft. Yeah, right! *teased Asriel once more*
MK: Dude!
Asriel: Hahahaha! Relax, MK! I'm just messing with you! It's what friends do, remember?
MK: I know that, but still!
Asriel: Hahaha! Do you? Hahaha! What? Oh my god, what's that on your shirt? *asked Asriel with a mischievous smile, intending to flick MK's nose if he looks at his shirt*
MK: *fake horrified gasp* Forget about whatever's on my shirt! What's that thing next to your feet?!?!
Asriel: Pfft. Nice try, man. Hahahaha! You're not fooling me that easily. Hahahahaha!
Little does Asriel know, there actually is something on the floor next to his feet; or rather, someone… ;)
Asriel: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *bleated Asriel frighteningly the moment he felt something scratch the tops of his feet, just half a second before bursting into bubbly laughter due to how much it tickled him* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HEHEHEHEHEY!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! HEHEHEHEY; HAHAHAHAHAHA, JUHUHUHUST WHAHAHAT DO YOU THINK YOHOHOHOU'RE DOOHOOHOOHOOING?!?! HAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!
Rex: Heeheeheeheehee! Aralaba, blaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Heeheeheeheehee!
MK: Hehe. Good boy, Rex! I knew you'd come around eventually!
It's Rex! :D Rex is the one responsible for making Asriel laugh! X3 That little devil! XD
Asriel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!! STOHOHOHOHOHOP!! *pleaded Asriel through his laughter, standing as still as possible with his feet flat on the floor and trying with every fiber of his being to prevent himself from accidentally kicking Rex* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! REX, PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE STOHOHOHOHOHOP!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! STOHOHOHOHOHOP BEEHEEHEEHEEFORE I KICK YOU!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
MK: Hehe. Oh no; there'll be no kicking the baby, mister! Not on my watch! *exclaimed MK, digging his robotic fingers into Asriel's sides*
About 5 seconds later, Asriel sank to the floor; first into a sitting position with his knees bent upwards until ultimately ending up flat on his back. Then very swiftly, MK trapped Asriel's legs underneath his own; Asriel's ankles between MK's knees; and then went to town tickling his toes and belly with his fingers and tail respectively, making him laugh and bleat like no other. And at the same time, Rex went to town tickling Asriel's insanely ticklish soles with his fingers, toes, and tail, adding to the tickle torture.
Asriel: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BAHAHAHAAHAD LIZARDS!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BAHAHAHHAAD LIZARDS!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOD, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, LEEHEEHEEEAVE MY FEEHEEHEEEHEET AND BEHEHEHEHEHELLY ALOHOHOHOHOHONE!!!! *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SNORT* HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!
Poor Asriel! Poor ticklish Asriel! MK and Rex really had it out for him; tickling his feet and belly, supposedly without mercy. But as usual, it's all in good fun and Asriel enjoyed every single second of it. For 2 whole minutes, MK and Rex tickled Asriel together. They would've tickled him longer but a special guest showed up outside Rex's bedroom and interrupted them while their parents were downstairs. Oh well, whoever it is, at least they knocked first. ;)
???: *effeminate laugh* Knock, knock, darlings. *said the special guest in a singsongy voice while knocking on Rex's bedroom door, prompting both MK and Rex to stop tickling Asriel* Anyone in there?
MK: Oh, is that you, "METTATON?" *asked MK, convinced that Rocco is behind the door doing a flawless Mettaton impression* Hahaha! Come right in, dude. The door's open.
As a joke, Rocco sometimes stands out of sight and does impressions of others in an attempt to trick someone into believing that he's someone else. He's a comedian like that and actually, if he wasn't such an accomplished chef, he could consider pursuing a career in voice acting; seeing as how all of the impressions he does are flawless. ;) But this time however, nobody is standing behind the door doing a Mettaton impression; because the voice the boys just heard is the actual voice of Mettaton! :O
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* Glamorous! *said Mettaton as he entered Rex's bedroom in his EX form, prompting Rex to run and hide somewhere; not because he's afraid of Mettaton but because he wants to jump out and "scare" him*
MK: Yipe! H-Holy m-moly! I-I-I-It's actually you! *stammered MK, shocked by Mettaton's surprise appearance and that Mettaton knocked on the door before entering the bedroom*
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* Surprise, darlings!
Asriel: Heh, yeah, I'll say! How come you didn't just barge in here like you normally do? *asked Asriel, pretending he doesn't know the reason why Mettaton now knocks before entering; all while trying not to snicker due to thinking about Mettaton screaming like a girl XD*
Thank Sans for that! If it wasn't for him pulling a terrifying prank (one that made Mettaton scream like a girl XD) on Mettaton last Saturday; to show him something that could happen if he barges into someone's home without first alerting them to his presence; the glamorous robot himself would still be doing his infamous "breaking and entering" habit. But Sans did not pull off the prank alone however. He had help; from Lydia and GK; and that happens to be one of the reasons why he's currently present in MK's home. Lydia felt a bit guilty for helping Sans scare Mettaton. So to make it up to him, she is letting him put on a little "show" for her and Rocco (and Rex) today after supper, with Asriel and MK acting as his lucky volunteers. ;) But the two boys don't know that they're going to be volunteers in Mettaton's "show" at this time so Mettaton better be careful not to say anything to them during the next while.
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* I'm a changed robot, precious goat child. I discovered that barging into homes is a very inappropriate thing to do.
MK: *snickers* You don't say. And, uh, ehehehehehe, if you don't, ehehehehe, mind me asking, ehehehehehe, just how exactly did you discover that, Mehehehettaton? *asked MK, snickering due to thinking about Mettaton screaming like a girl XD* Ehehehehehehehehe!
Unlike Asriel, MK was unable to prevent himself from snickering at the thought of Mettaton screaming like a girl. XD
Mettaton: Oh, just by having a simple little chat with a good friend of mine, precious lizard child. *lied Mettaton, cringing at the thought of calling Sans a friend after what he did last Saturday* Yeah, he and I go way back; to the days when I was but a humble ghost with big dreams. He's a very wise friend, one I can always count on to tell me what I should and shouldn't be doing. (In his own diabolical way!)
Asriel: Awww! How nice! Good for you, Mettaton. *said Asriel, playing along with Mettaton's lie*
MK: *snickers* Uh-huh. Ehehehehehehe.
Mettaton: Something funny, MK? *asked Mettaton, suspicious of MK's continuous snickering*
MK: Ehehehehehe. N-no. *lied MK* Ehehehehehe. No, Mettaton. Ehehehehehe. Not at all. Ehehehehehe.
Mettaton: You're lying to me, darling! You better tell me what's funny or else I'm going to have to…
All of a sudden, Mettaton's sentence was cut short by Rex, who is currently hiding under his blanket on his comfortable air mattress with his long tail purposely sticking out underneath.
Rex: Gaaaaabaaaaaaa! Aaaaadididididaaaaaa! Ooooooooooooo! *Rex babbled and cooed, purposely drawing Mettaton's attention away from MK*
Mettaton: Oh! Is that a baby I hear? A baby lizard? *asked Mettaton with a smile, before referencing a song that Rex doesn't like* Baby lizard, doo doo doo doo doo doo! Baby lizard, doo doo doo doo doo doo…
Upon hearing the song, Rex began fussing under his blanket. XD He's not digging the song Mettaton's referencing. Not one bit! XD
Mettaton: *worried gasp* Oh, right. You… You don't like that song, do you? Oh my goodness, I'm sorry. Please don't be upset with me. You just started liking me in this form and I'd hate to do anything to make you dislike me again.
It's all good. Once Mettaton stopped singing, Rex immediately went back to being a happy baby; wiggling, squiggling, and giggling under his blanket and also wagging his tail as Mettaton slowly made his way over to the air mattress. Then once Mettaton reached Rex's location, Rex peeked his head out from underneath his blanket and "roared a mighty roar;" to "scare" Mettaton.
Rex: Raaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *"roared" Rex*
Mettaton: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! *Mettaton "screamed" like a girl in response; the same exact way he screamed when Sans scared him last Saturday*
Rex: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!
Rex didn't used to like Mettaton's EX form; possibly due to Mettaton's unintentionally cocky behavior in that form every time he barged into his and others' homes without knocking first; but after he heard Mettaton scream like a girl last Saturday, however, he started taking a liking to Mettaton's EX form. Discovering that Rex loves hearing him scream like a girl, Mettaton has agreed to let Rex "scare" him at least once every time he sees him; even if they see each other in a public setting. XD
Asriel and MK: PFFFFFFFF… HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
MK: WOHOHOHOW, MEHEHEHETTATON, WOHOHOHOHOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* You boys like my fake scream, which sounds nothing at all like my actual frightened scream? *asked Mettaton, not fooling anyone, while scooping Rex up into his metallic arms*
Asriel and MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WEEHEEHEE DOOHOOHOO! *answered the two older monster boys, who both know what Mettaton's actual frightened scream sounds like, while continuing to laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MK: HAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S SOHOHOHOHO FUHUHUHUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
To add insult to injury, MK found Mettaton's girl scream so funny that he fell to the floor laughing. XD
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* Glamorous! *said Mettaton, while hiding the fact that he was actually a little embarrassed that Asriel and MK heard him scream like a girl moments ago* (Oh, come on! It's not that funny, MK! Jeez! I like you but you need to get a hold of yourself!)
Moments later…
Asriel: Hehe. So, what brings you here, Mettaton?
MK: Yeah, seriously, what are you doing here, Mettaton? My parents didn't tell me you were coming!
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* I wanted to surprise you boys! I would’ve surprised Lizard Dad as well but he needed time to prepare for a cooking demonstration.
MK: *gasp* Cooking demonstration? Does that mean…
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* Yes, it does. *interrupted Mettaton* I'm interested in having him appear as a guest on my cooking show, "Cooking With A Killer Robot."
Asriel: Heh. Well it's a little late for that. The lasagna's probably done already.
MK: Yeah, and the garlic bread too!
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* Oh, boys, *clicking tongue sound* haven't you seen a cooking show before? The food is always cooked ahead of time. That way, viewers don't have to wait an entire hour or however long it takes for food to cook after the chef demonstrates how to make it. Then once the show’s over, the demonstration dish is either cooked for a future meal or discarded entirely.
Asriel: Heh. Well that sounds like a waste of food! I hope Rocco's planning to cook that second pan of lasagna.
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* Oh, don't worry, he is.
MK: *gasp* Oh, good. Then GK will definitely be able to have some lasagna tomorrow!
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* That's right! She will! By the way, I hope she's having fun at that slumber party with Frisk, Chara, Izzy, and Patty.
Asriel: Hehe. Oh yeah, she probably is. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if those five girls are all tickling each other right about now! Heeheeheehee!
They probably are! That is a very likely possibility! XD Sure, GK may not particularly enjoy being tickled in front of Frisk, Chara, and Izzy but she probably makes exceptions during slumber parties. Especially if her best female friend, Patty, someone she's comfortable being tickled in front of, is there being tickled alongside her. X3
MK: Ooh, speaking of tickling… Coochie coochie coo! Coochie coochie coo! *teased MK, digging his fingers into Asriel's sides*
Asriel: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *laughed Asriel, right as he sank to the floor and onto his back* MK, STOHOHOHOP!! *he pleaded, about 2 seconds before MK lifted up his shirt and scribbled his robotic fingers all over his belly, making him laugh and bleat at a new volume and squirm frantically in his clutches* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MK: Hahahaha! Mettaton! Get his feet, Mettaton! Hurry! *commanded MK, hoping Mettaton will follow his orders*
Mettaton: *effeminate laugh* No, darling. *Mettaton politely declined* No, I'd rather tickle this little guy's feet instead. *he then said with a smile, seconds before placing Rex on the floor on his back next to Asriel and tickling his little feet with a long pink feather; a feather that was stored in a secret compartment in Mettaton’s left thigh*
Turning down an offer to tickle Asriel?! :O Mettaton would never turn down an offer like that! That is unless he's planning on tickling him later today; and maybe MK as well. ;)
Rex: EEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!! *Rex laughed preciously, wiggling and squiggling in Mettaton's clutches as Mettaton glided his long pink feather against both of his soles at the same time* BAHAHAHABAHAHAHHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHA BLAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! *SQUEAK* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEE!!
Mettaton did not tickle Rex for very long; only 20 seconds; but since Rex's feet are feather ticklish like his father's and brother's (and his mother's and sister's), he felt as if he had been tickled for a much longer period of time. As the long pink feather grazed his soles and sawed in between his little toes, he felt as if he was going to explode into several miniature versions of himself, it tickled so much. But he still enjoyed the feather tickles though. He enjoyed them very much. X3 Like everyone else in his family, he enjoys being tickled. But he enjoys tickling others more! And for a 15-month-old, he's quite good at it too! ;) A little too good! :B
20 seconds later…
Rocco: Boys, Mettaton, supper's ready! *said Rocco, prompting MK and Mettaton to stop tickling Asriel and Rex*
Mettaton: Oooh! Glamorous! *effeminate laugh* Race you downstairs, boys! *shouted Mettaton, dashing out of Rex's bedroom with blazing speed and pushing Rocco out of his way on the way out not even one second later* Out of the way, Lizard Dad! *effeminate laugh* WOOOAAAH!! OOF, EEEE, IIIII, EEEE, OOOH, OOF, GAH, OH, OOH, DAH, GAH, OOOOH, FWAAAAAH!! *he then shouted as he tripped and tumbled down the stairs XD*
Asriel, MK, Rex, and Rocco tried as hard as they possibly could not to laugh after hearing and witnessing Mettaton tumble down the stairs but they couldn't help themselves. The way Mettaton tumbled down the stairs was just too dang funny! XD And he had it coming too for abruptly challenging the boys to a race and pushing Rocco while he was running. Oh well, at least Mettaton was too busy falling down the stairs and shouting to hear the male lizards and Asriel laughing.
Lydia: *gasp* Oh my god! Mettaton, are you ok?! *snickers*
Even Lydia, who was standing near the bottom of the staircase when Mettaton fell, found Mettaton tumbling down the stairs to be quite hilarious! XD But unlike the male lizards and Asriel, she managed to prevent herself from laughing out loud.
Mettaton: Oh my! How could I be so clumsy? *asked Mettaton in disbelief, bringing himself to his feet moments later* That's MK's job! And… sometimes, Rocco's!
MK: Hey! Dad and I aren't that clumsy! *teased MK, pretending to be offended*
Lydia: Heeheehee! It's ok, Mettaton. These things happen. Even to glamorous robots like you. *said Lydia, walking Mettaton to the kitchen while keeping a good distance away from the boys and Rocco and speaking quietly enough so only Mettaton can hear her*
Mettaton: *sigh* Yes, I suppose you're right, darling.
Lydia: Hey. Lighten up, will you? Before too long, it'll be time for you to put on that "little show" for me and Rocco… and also Rex. Heeheeheehee! You haven't forgotten, have you?
Mettaton: Oh no, of course not! That's one of the primary reasons I'm here! By the way, thanks again for hauling my latest creations to the basement while I was distracting the boys upstairs.
Lydia: Heeheehee! You're very welcome, young man. Now let's eat, shall we?
And with that, Mettaton joined the lizards and Asriel for supper and as usual, Rocco did not disappoint. The lasagna and garlic bread were absolutely delectable and wholesome and by the time everyone finished eating, they needed to sit down for a few minutes to let their stomachs settle; everyone except Mettaton. Mettaton is capable of eating food. He just doesn't ever get a full feeling in his metallic stomach like humans and monsters do after eating a wholesome meal. Yes, even Mettaton ate lasagna and garlic bread. He is a former ghost after all and when ghosts possess vessels to the point that they become fully corporeal in that vessel, they are able to taste and eat food like that of monsters and humans. The only difference, besides the fact that eating is entirely optional for ghosts, is the speed at which food and drink digests. In ghosts, vessel or no vessel, it takes significantly less time, which is why they never have a full feeling in their stomachs after eating and/or drinking, and fortunately, they have the same types of digestive and urinary systems as monsters; the types of digestive and urinary systems that don't produce the respective types of body waste but instead convert food and drink into magical energy. Lucky them! Many humans would kill to have their digestive and urinary systems function like that of monsters! :B
Mettaton: Mmmmmmmmmm… Absolutely delectable, darling! *commented Mettaton, praising Rocco’s cooking*
Rocco: Hahaha! Thank you. Glad you like it.
Mettaton: Like it? I love it! Everyone here loves it! *claimed Mettaton, moments before noticing that Rex hadn’t yet touched his food* Well, almost everyone.
Rocco: Huh? Rex? Buddy, how come you’re not eating? Is there something wrong with that piece of lasagna? Are you not hungry?
Rex: Dareeeeeeeeeeeeba, gaaaaaahhhhhhhh! *babbled Rex, making hugging motions with his arms and tail* Angawepoooooooo! Eee, eee, eee, eee! *he babbled once more, making four fast slashing motions with his right arm, followed by four slow slamming motions with that same arm while blowing raspberries* Pbfffff… Pbfffff… Pbffff… Pbffffff…
Rex, via babbling and hand and tail gestures, has just informed Rocco that he won’t eat supper unless he has his favorite toys by his side. Darius the cat-dragon hybrid and the special toy weapon that Papyrus made him for his birthday! “How unusual of him,” thought Rocco to himself the moment he figured out the reason why Rex hasn’t touched his food yet because normally, Rex doesn’t need to absolutely have any special toys by his side in order to eat his supper… or lunch… or breakfast. But he does tonight for some reason and Rocco was more than happy to oblige. But in the back of his mind however, he wondered if Rex was starting to go through a phase.
Rocco: Ohhhhhhhh! You want your favorite toys down here with you! Hahahahaha! Ok, sit tight, buddy. (Rex, I really hope this is just a one-time thing! Because if this is the beginning of a phase, then you and me; we’re gonna have problems! And then I won’t be able to call you my “good little eater” anymore!)
(Don’t worry, Rocco. When you make him breakfast tomorrow, he’ll eat whatever you put in front of him. Toys by his side or not! :D)
Rex: Yeeeeeeeeeee! Heeheeheeheeheeheehee! *giggled Rex in response, incredibly happy that his father figured out what he wanted*
Once Rocco returned with Rex’s favorite toys, Rex immediately went to town on the lasagna his father dished for him; practically inhaling it until Lydia told him to slow down. Yes, Lydia had to be the one to tell Rex to slow down rather than Rocco because according to Lydia, there’s one thing every little kid knows. That being: “Daddies mean fun; mommies mean business.” Then later that evening, after everyone ate supper and after the lizards and Asriel let their stomachs settle for a few minutes, Mettaton and Rocco put on a little show for Lydia, Asriel, MK, and Rex; a trial run for when Rocco appears on "Cooking With a Killer Robot." It was quite entertaining watching Rocco and Mettaton in action as Rocco demonstrated to Mettaton and his audience how he makes lasagna and garlic bread, which he'll put in his oven at a later time either later tonight or tomorrow. All while cracking a few jokes here and there, to show off Rocco's comedic nature; and due to Rocco and Mettaton's surprisingly amazing chemistry, similar to that of two of the most iconic video game voice actors, the entire trial segment wound up being almost as hilarious as a particular episode that featured Sans as a guest chef. It felt as if they were watching an actual live performance of the show but despite how entertaining the entire segment was, it's probably not going to top Mettaton's next performance with Asriel and MK acting as his volunteers. Mettaton has something special cooked up for those two boys and considering that everything Mettaton did today and the past couple of days has been building up to this point, it's very likely going to be a hit! :D
TO BE CONTINUED…
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