"GREAT! That's a KEEPER! That's going up on your HOME PAGE!"

"Snort! Wonka WUNK?"

"As a matter of fact, that IS your best friend Jennifer! When I told her all about my plans for you, she was all FOR it! ESPECIALLY when I gave her dibs on your WARDROBE! After ALL... YOU won't be needing it anymore!"

"WREEEEET! Onka wonka SNORT!"

"What did you HAVE, like TEN GRAND tied up in those outfits? If you'd been more in control of your SPENDING it might not have COME to this. Pig farming don't pay BEANS these days... but when I read how much some guys will pay to spend the NIGHT with (ahem) special breeds like YOU... it was a NO-BRAINER!"

"SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ONKA WONKA WONK!"

"Come ON, Hon! PIMP is such an UGLY word! How about BUSINESS manager? KEEPER? TRAINER? HOTELIER? I TELL you, once we get the word out, you'll be the most POPULAR SOW in the State of Nebraska!"

"And don't WORRY, Sweetie! I'll take VERY good care of your clothes! Tell you what... I'll come over and MODEL them for you during your off-hours! And, REALLY, Kylie dear... you look just ADORABLE as a sow! I ALWAYS saw it in you! And I simply LOVE how you're rocking that simple pink BOW on your TAIL! I'm JEALOUS! I REALLY AM! Tee-hee!"

"I SOLD OFF most of the pigs, Hon, but I kept Queenie and Sue there just so you wouldn't be LONESOME in the sty all by yourself! THEY'LL show you the ins and outs of being a pig. In fact, I'll bet, between their example and your own sow instincts kicking in, you'll be acting like more of a pig than THEY are inside a month!"

"So if you'll EXCUSE us, Kylie, Clem and I have business to do in town. You wouldn't BELIEVE the paperwork involved in starting up a Heavy Petting Zoo! So, if we don't come BACK tonight, you'll understand why. Ta-TA, Dear! Enjoy your new life!"

"WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"

"WOW, Hon! You show HALF that much spirit with our GUESTS, you'll make us a million dollars! Keep it UP!"