Melvin Moreau, M.D., M.S., D.V.M.



So, you and your partner have decided to explore the fascinating world of pigdom. Good choice! Of all the various human-animal chimeras I have had the pleasure to create, pig girls have always been my sentimental favorite. In my experience, the ladies who have become human sows live the most fascinating, sensual, erotic lives of any of my creations. The constant conflict between their human identities and memories and their swinish bodies and instincts makes for a wild mix that keep certain gentlemen of discerning tastes constantly on their toes, and the two of them can create unique emotional bonds that so called “normal” people can barely dream of.


So maybe the two of you have been role-playing this situation for years, and are thrilled to find that, thanks to the miracle of modern surgical science, the real thing is within your grasp. This is the ideal situation, and the one I find most rewarding to work with. Frankly, however, this doesn’t happen nearly often enough, and if I sat around waiting for those couples to find their way to my door, I would go broke in six months.



More often, hubby has found out wifey has been fooling around with his best friend, or wifey has twigged to what hubby has been getting up to in the swine barn all these years. In these situations, I’m not above posing as an orthopedic surgeon, a marriage counselor, a chiropractor, or even a dentist to get the job done. I still can’t keep from laughing when I think of one sweet lady who found out too late what her “root canal” involved. Though, to be fair, all of her new tusks were free of cavities!



Anyway, whether your new situation has come about from an eagerness to explore new erotic possibilities, or a sweet deception by hubby to live the life of his dreams, many adjustments are in order. Your new sow girl will still remember who she was, and whether she is raring to explore the possibilities of her new body, shyly embarrassed at her situation, or experiencing profound shock, disorientation and horror at what she has become, there are ways to ease her into her new life.



Take Emily here. She was, at first, extremely reluctant to take this step, even though she did confess to a strong childhood identification with Miss Piggy. She finally agreed to a sort of minimal anthro piggification involving pointy ears, a snout that could easily pass as an upturned nose, and a curly tail that could just as easily be hidden under her clothes. Well, what the hell fun is that!? That’s how I started out forty years ago, but considering all the advances this science has made since, I felt I owed her, and her eager partner, nothing less than a full-on quadrupedal transformation.


She’s just waking up now. Notice I have set her in a tranquil meadow, lying in the soft grass (which she will presently discover is DELICIOUS). A muddy, crowded sty is much too traumatic a location to find yourself in after a procedure like this.


Look! She sees her reflection! It’s just beginning to dawn on her that she’s never walking on two legs again. See how she blinks and stares; she can’t believe what she’s seeing! And also notice how her pig reflexes are already fully developed. She’s wiggling her tail and flicking the flies away with her ears like she was born to it!



She is naturally going to think this is one dirty trick, and it is hubby’s responsibility to reconcile her to her new situation. He must pay constant tender attention to her, and tell her, and especially SHOW her, that she is his porcine dream come true. If it means sleeping in the sty with her every night, rolling and rooting in the mud and the straw, and crawling naked on all fours whenever they are alone together, so be it!


Another bonding experience can involve training her as as show pig. There are now many competitions for trans-species animals involving looks, poise, gait, abundance of bacon, etc. She may find she adores being shaved, groomed, powdered and primped for these shows, and revels in the attention she gets from the judges and spectators. Just be careful! These competitions can be cutthroat, and more than one relationship ended up on the rocks because an overzealous pig girl slept with one of the judges.


Some couples find it piquant to introduce another party into the mix. Most often, it is a cis-species boar, because, frankly, you might not be equipped, man-wise, to fully satisfy her with her new equipment. A lot of guys find they like watching her "entertain" the boar, as much as she likes having him watch. No judgment here! And also, this will enable her to become a mother. Once she experiences the pure animal joy of having a litter of piglets suckling on every one of her sixteen teats, she'll wonder why she ever put up such a fuss about her transformation.


BTW, in my experience, it's probably not a good idea to bring in a trans-species boar who might be some guy she used to know. You might end up the odd man out in a love triangle of your own making.


If you avoid these pitfalls, you may be surprised how proud she will become of her blue ribbons and loving cups, let alone her litters of piglets. Be sure to keep them in her sty where she show them off, and proudly point them out when company comes by.


Yes, company. You did NOT put her through all this just to hide her magnificence in a BARN, did you? Make sure EVERYONE who comes by knows that you wouldn’t have her any other way, that you’re nothing but proud and happy to be her partner, keeper, owner, whatever you two agree on, and when you first saw her this way it was the happiest day of your life!


You owe her nothing less! Right, Emily?