While being unable to sleep, I was sifting through my photobucket and happened across my derpy gift to  neondonkeykong for her birthday last year and figured I'd share it.

It's utterly retarded for various reasons:
1) I didn't know, nor have I learned since on the ways of flash
2) I'm uncreative and lack an imagination
3) abuse of the motion tween tool is awesome
4) My knowledge of flash is too limited to do much else
5) It was actually mean to be somewhat retarded.

EDIT:
WHY ARE YOU FAVORITING THIS? I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, I'LL COME OVER THERE.