I seriously hate you a little for making my image look so shitty, FA. So here's the better quality pic on dA- http://gutter-child.deviantart.com/#/d2wvxbs

Holy, freaking, pimp slapping JESUS H. CHRIST.

This picture has dominated my artistic endeavors for 3 days. I'll probably hate it in 3 more, but hey, at least I got something truly artistic done. FINALLY. Probably the most characters I’ve drawn in one sitting all size proportionate, thank goodness I didn’t have to draw their feet. Background kinda sucks but that’s because I hate backgrounds and the characters are the main attraction so it’s only secondary- thus, you know, deal. And PEOPLE HAVE THICK LINES AROUND THEM. > > THEY DO. SHUT UP. I’mlazyokay.

This one’s loaded down with a buttload of watermarks because it’s actually a little awesome. So shove it, it’s mine, keep your mits off. >8C

Here we have a gaggle of (mostly) teens frolicking in the park or something and ginger mom shouts PHOTO TIME and they all gather and this is what you get. Six siblings and a cousin tossed into a nice little array of kidlets.

Starting from left and moving right:

Clariss, 7, and Gardin, 12, the two youngsters of the 6. Of course, they have the cheesiest smiles, it’s normal!
Clariss was a surprise, noooot really planned for by mom and dad but loved nonetheless. Don’t let that sweet little face fool you, she is Satan in adorable form, quite full of herself, and an attention whore to the max. Gardin is a total fluff, a major klutz, and pretty spastic, so he gives Clariss all the attention she wants and enjoys doing so. Since they’re the youngest they spend a lot of time together being silly childrens, as everyone else is past the “running around like retards” phase.

Next we have big bro, Sebastiano! Seb for short, since that’s a mouthful unless he’s in trouble. Homeboy here is the third oldest at 16. He has a very, very mild form of brittle bone disease (osteogenesis imperfecta) so can’t do much of any vigorous activity and has to wear leg braces. That doesn't stop him from being a ladies man, however. He has a mild obsession with hats and shoes, thanks to growing up in a female dominated household, and can always be seen with some sort of head attire. He also seems to have a spidey sense for tom-foolery that Lina on the right doesn’t. Or she’s only putting on a face and will attack silly-bit back there when the picture is over.

Seb’s bff as far as siblings so is Denice, she’s a year older but tends to behave more timid in social situations and rarely talks, so Seb has taken to being her ‘big’ brother, in the protective sense. De has a mild form of Asperger’s Syndrome, which is the main cause for her shyness and lack desire to interact with others, they just don’t make a whole lot of sense to her so it’s easier for her to stick to herself or with Seb or eldest sis, Lina. She excels at music, playing many different instruments very skillfully but her favorites are the cello and clarinet.

In the back there is Evelyn, 14. The black sheep, or so she tries to be, she has attempted to set herself apart from her two older sisters with an attitude and a style a bit on the punk side. She says she doesn’t give a shit about all that girly stuff but actually spends more time on her hair and makeup than any of the other girls. She’s quick and agile so when bathroom rights are in question she can usually out maneuver any competitors. Evie also had a secret fetish for shy guys, shh, don’t tell.

Last but not least of the 6 sibs is Lina, the eldest at 20. Again, a deceptive exterior belies a monster. Behind those big brown eyes and full lips is a sharp tongue and horrible temper. For the most part she is pretty egotistic, figures she knows everything, curses like a sailor, jokes like a man, wrestles like a Mongolian Khapsagay practitioner, and will not wait a single second to punch you in the face if she thinks you deserve it. Though she provides a rough exterior for her siblings she does have some fluff in there and when truly needing of it she will do as big sisters should and give hugs, kisses and advice (which usually involves violence). Other than Gardin when he’s older she’s one of the only of this gang to play sports in school, of course, which ever ones involved barreling into opponents and taking them out.

Tagged in there on the end is Renee, cousin to this horde, an only child and the same age as Seb, 16. Unfortunately she’s rather spoiled, being the only niblet in her little family unit, but otherwise is a sweet girl. She enjoys the socialite lifestyle and even if her parents have convinced her that boys are bad news she still enjoys the occasional flirt (don’t let it fool you, she’s a total prude). She swims competitively and used to do gymnastics because she got too top heavy. She also claims her hair is completely unmanageable and is never satisfied with it, even when it looks as nice as it does here.

Whew. Walltext. Congrats on reading all that. Now I’m off to draw some totally different shit. c: