Meet Jackie. Jackie was celebrating her new job as a Professor of Paleontology by spending a romantic evening out with her husband. Jackie made the grave mistake of volunteering for a magic act. "Hey, Jackie! What do you do for a living?" Tells magician. Applause. "Dinosaurs? Do you like the little ones or the big ones?" She likes the big ones. Innuendo follows, much laughter. "How big is big? Which is the biggest?" More innuendo. "Argentinosaurus." is the correct answer. "I bet we can discover a bigger one, right here, tonight. Wouldn't that be a career boost?" says the magician. Jackie is already starting to change in the middle of answering questions. "How big was Argentinosaurus?" 100 tons, 130 feet tall, etc. etc.. Voice deepening, muzzle extending out of her face, the audience gasps. Jackie realizes too late what's happening to her. As she starts to panic, the magician goes into this cute bit where he searches through his "magic bag" for a "reversal spell". But there is no "reversal spell", and to this day, Jackie remains significantly bigger than Argentinosaurus.