Return of Confirmed For Macy's Parade: Turbo Edition
Augh this bloody thing, just keeps being little tiny details that I keep missing! Can't I just post a damn
kitsovereign parade balloon without colossal, titanic disaster?
Nameless commissioner this is all your fault, and I blame you pretty hard!
kitsovereign parade balloon without colossal, titanic disaster?Nameless commissioner this is all your fault, and I blame you pretty hard!
Category All / Inflation
Species Kangaroo
Size 1178 x 1100px
File Size 256.4 kB
Who the hell commissioned this? Because, y'know, if somebody's going to take my characters and use them for their own fetishes, it would be nice to, y'know, maybe, know about it first?
Y'know it'd be really nice if you had some sort of IM contact info? Or if you replied to your notes? Or maybe if you didn't keep deleting the submission? Maybe that way I would actually be able to talk to you about this, instead of you keep coyly running away.
Oh but let me guess, you're just going to delete this again and then post it again now that I've found it!
Y'know it'd be really nice if you had some sort of IM contact info? Or if you replied to your notes? Or maybe if you didn't keep deleting the submission? Maybe that way I would actually be able to talk to you about this, instead of you keep coyly running away.
Oh but let me guess, you're just going to delete this again and then post it again now that I've found it!
Oh, no, no, no, he told me you'd try something like this.
I see where this is going, this shit ends up with Ashton Kutcher jumping out of a helicopter to tell me how punked I am, I'm not falling for it man.
You've gotta get up earlier in the morning to pull this one over on me.
I see where this is going, this shit ends up with Ashton Kutcher jumping out of a helicopter to tell me how punked I am, I'm not falling for it man.
You've gotta get up earlier in the morning to pull this one over on me.
Oh well that's interesting.
You know, maybe before you went and believed what somebody else had to say about me like it was the word of fucking Jehovah, you could have asked me? It wouldn't have even been that hard, not even for any of the numbskulls in this fandom. A simple "Hey would it be cool if you watched me back, or maybe you don't like obese animals?" would have been more than sufficient. And then we wouldn't even fucking be here! Or.. or... hey here's a thought! Maybe you could have looked through my gallery, and found a distinct lack of obese animals, and then looked through my favorites, and still found a distinct lack of obese animals! And then, maybe, just maybe, you could have had a fucking thought of "Gee willikers, maybe this guy doesn't like obese animals!"
I mean, it's a really crazy thought, but some people just really aren't into fatfurs or inflation, and at the very least would maybe like to be asked before they're involved in gratuitous fatty art! Wow! Who woulda thunk!
But hey keep on defending your MYSTERY COMMISSIONER FRIEND that apparently knows ALL ABOUT ME.
You know, maybe before you went and believed what somebody else had to say about me like it was the word of fucking Jehovah, you could have asked me? It wouldn't have even been that hard, not even for any of the numbskulls in this fandom. A simple "Hey would it be cool if you watched me back, or maybe you don't like obese animals?" would have been more than sufficient. And then we wouldn't even fucking be here! Or.. or... hey here's a thought! Maybe you could have looked through my gallery, and found a distinct lack of obese animals, and then looked through my favorites, and still found a distinct lack of obese animals! And then, maybe, just maybe, you could have had a fucking thought of "Gee willikers, maybe this guy doesn't like obese animals!"
I mean, it's a really crazy thought, but some people just really aren't into fatfurs or inflation, and at the very least would maybe like to be asked before they're involved in gratuitous fatty art! Wow! Who woulda thunk!
But hey keep on defending your MYSTERY COMMISSIONER FRIEND that apparently knows ALL ABOUT ME.
You know what? To hell with it. Leave the pic up, you and your mystery ghostfriend can have high-fives over this all you want.
It would be nice if I could find out who he was and talk to him myself about it, but I'm sure he turned into a pumpkin last night at midnight and hunting him down will be like picking a needle out of the entire cosmos.
Just how high do you have to even have to be just to do something like that? It's like you must be toking up on a joint to make you stoned or something.
It would be nice if I could find out who he was and talk to him myself about it, but I'm sure he turned into a pumpkin last night at midnight and hunting him down will be like picking a needle out of the entire cosmos.
Just how high do you have to even have to be just to do something like that? It's like you must be toking up on a joint to make you stoned or something.
Really! That's interesting; I wasn't aware that you weren't allowed to draw overweight characters without it being assumed that you have a fat fetish.
Also I know for a fact that I have never drawn an inflatable animal. Unless you're counting the Yoshi/Koopa thing, which you shouldn't, because it pretty plainly says "These are things I'm making fun of."
But that's okay! Everybody who likes balloon animals can look at this and squee over how cute they think it is, and meanwhile I will simply not look at it. Oh, and I might have to give a beatdown to the commissioner if I ever find out who the hell they are. But hey! We're done here. No tears were wept, no blood was shed. I think this is pretty good as far as furry drama goes!
Also I know for a fact that I have never drawn an inflatable animal. Unless you're counting the Yoshi/Koopa thing, which you shouldn't, because it pretty plainly says "These are things I'm making fun of."
But that's okay! Everybody who likes balloon animals can look at this and squee over how cute they think it is, and meanwhile I will simply not look at it. Oh, and I might have to give a beatdown to the commissioner if I ever find out who the hell they are. But hey! We're done here. No tears were wept, no blood was shed. I think this is pretty good as far as furry drama goes!
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