Oh I don't know... depending on the price, money well spent.

Can I borrow him? There are a couple of winged rats that have pestered my residence, and three times tried to build a nest on my balcony.

that's one way to deal with poogens.

Love it... used to nail those things during dove hunts - no bag limit and 3 times the meat of a dove. Feral Rock Dove. AZ now has an issue with Eurasian Collared Doves - size of Pigeons. Invasive species

Might as well do a flying rat extermination service.

And given recent events, Afghanistan would be a good market to expand into.

First time I've seen the jet close it's mouth

This seems to be my dad's currnet problem: for some unknown reason, a bird, or birds must have a very bad grudge against him because they costaintly bombard his car in the garage every day...And completely ignore our other car parked next to it.

So if anyone has any suggestions about how to keep birds out of an open-air garage, let me know, he's getting a little desperate.

Air gun?

Honestly there’s probably a nest above the one car somewhere in the rafters.

Once any babies are out of there destroy the nest and put up bird deterrent spikes

Nope, no nests in the rafters. The bird(s) just fly in and use his car like a toilet, and fly out.

Air is also out of the question. Don't own one, and we have never caught the culprit in the act anyway. We need preventive solutions, not retailiatory ones. We also want to avoid violent solutions as well.

I showed by dad the comic, btw. He loved it.

Like I said, deterrent spikes,…

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=bird+deterrent+spikes&adgrpid=56306946856&gclid=EAIaIQobChMItKnw3e668gIVmR-tBh0KTAcaEAAYAiAAEgIs1fD_BwE&hvadid=274702436828&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9028803&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=11072994677893698196&hvtargid=kwd-302264914789&tag=hydsma-20&ref=pd_sl_41cgrv76hu_e

Or maybe just hang some kind of netting so they can’t physically get into the rafters?

Yes,… yes i did,…. And it was WORTH IT!!!

No greater need!

Define, "wasted".

Pigeon deserved it.
g-damned feathered rats.
(the do make for a nice pigeon pie however, provided you don't evaporate 'em with a missile!)

it was worth it

I feel the same way about geese

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......

V.

filthy winged rats! Worth it!

fox 2

Since we're discussing warthogs and offending the sensitive...
Here's The Fat Electrician's A-10 TikTok video...
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMR8G6Xvt/

I love it. XD He makes a great point about how the American way to kill tanks... is with a gun.

Not missiles. Not bombs.

A gun.

Yippee-ki-yah, ya commie fuckers! **BRRRRRRT**

I wonder how he'd feel if he was painted all blue with the Cobra symbol on him

That's telling the pigeon to Flock off.

Could've sucked it through one of the turbofans I guess. But it might not have been as funny.

Used to pop pigeons with a pellet rifle out to 50 yards, and on the job too.

A-10s operating from a stretch of highway as part of training here in MI btw.

Hey, if a bird crapped on me and I had a missile...

I also like microbuss' idea. COBRAAA!

Yes sir because that little shit pigeon shit and that bastard deserve it

Damned pigeons...

Only reason he wasted an AIM-9 is because it wouldn't obligingly get in front of his BRRRT-bit.

It was a waste, pigeons aren't worth it, seagulls on the other hand are a far worthier target!