Paizen is fucking HOT ... and I've been banned from drawing
Hi there! For those of you just joining us, this is Paizen.
She belongs to Scott Alston (MistyPine)
You can find her original picture here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/185411/
I WANT TO FUCK HER VERY BADLY.
I told Scott this.
Well, actually I told him "Hey, I really like her. I'd rather draw her than Cream's mom".
Then I told him I wanted to fuck her.
Actually I said "I want to bend her over and slip my cock between her pussy lips"
Then he said "Hey, yeah, you can draw her, but you can't draw her naked"
And then I was all like:
OHGODFUCKINGNOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
ooooooooOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!11!!!
Then I believe I wet myself and started crying...
... but I'm not sure about that part
BUT ANYHOW, he said "YOU CAN'T DRAW HER NAKED. I get to have her first. You have to PROVE YOURSELF first."
.... and then I get this idea.
I said "Sure, sure, no problem, but let's make it a bit more interesting. I'll draw her with clothes on and PROVE myself ... but you have to upload
a picture of her before I'm finished. If you FAIL to finish before me ... I'm going to do ... oh such LOVELY things to her."
It took me two hours to finish this .... and he beat me...
HE FUCKING BEAT ME!
... SO, without further ado, I give you my clean *cries* picture of the lovely Paizen
She belongs to Scott Alston (MistyPine)
You can find her original picture here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/185411/
I WANT TO FUCK HER VERY BADLY.
I told Scott this.
Well, actually I told him "Hey, I really like her. I'd rather draw her than Cream's mom".
Then I told him I wanted to fuck her.
Actually I said "I want to bend her over and slip my cock between her pussy lips"
Then he said "Hey, yeah, you can draw her, but you can't draw her naked"
And then I was all like:
OHGODFUCKINGNOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
ooooooooOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!11!!!
Then I believe I wet myself and started crying...
... but I'm not sure about that part
BUT ANYHOW, he said "YOU CAN'T DRAW HER NAKED. I get to have her first. You have to PROVE YOURSELF first."
.... and then I get this idea.
I said "Sure, sure, no problem, but let's make it a bit more interesting. I'll draw her with clothes on and PROVE myself ... but you have to upload
a picture of her before I'm finished. If you FAIL to finish before me ... I'm going to do ... oh such LOVELY things to her."
It took me two hours to finish this .... and he beat me...
HE FUCKING BEAT ME!
... SO, without further ado, I give you my clean *cries* picture of the lovely Paizen
Category All / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 724 x 872px
File Size 101.2 kB
I do NOT draw her better than you!
I just use LUST-O-VISION © ™
LUST-O-VISION takes the raw, filthy, animalistic needs I have and converts them into even more Raw, FILTHY, ANIMALISTIC NEEDS!
CAUSE I NEED SOME PENGUIN LOVINS!
I'm really glad you like her! I'm really really glad you do!
I just use LUST-O-VISION © ™
LUST-O-VISION takes the raw, filthy, animalistic needs I have and converts them into even more Raw, FILTHY, ANIMALISTIC NEEDS!
CAUSE I NEED SOME PENGUIN LOVINS!
I'm really glad you like her! I'm really really glad you do!
DUDE! What're you, like... 10?!
You shoulda KNOWN he'd have a special-extra-hidden picture on his system just WAITING for such an opportunity to wipe the mud-caked floor with your ass....
NEXT time, you do the drawing, have it ready to upload.....
THEN you make the suggestion, upload that puppy, nuke HIS ass from orbit, AND, just to make sure everything is in your corner, you drop Hulk Hogan's size 23 boots on him from the International Space Station!
Fuckin' KRIST onna pneumatically accelerated pogostick! Do I have to think of EVERYTHING around here?!
Oh, right... uhm.... Nice picture, btw. (Super-Dave-Esque Thumbs-up)
You shoulda KNOWN he'd have a special-extra-hidden picture on his system just WAITING for such an opportunity to wipe the mud-caked floor with your ass....
NEXT time, you do the drawing, have it ready to upload.....
THEN you make the suggestion, upload that puppy, nuke HIS ass from orbit, AND, just to make sure everything is in your corner, you drop Hulk Hogan's size 23 boots on him from the International Space Station!
Fuckin' KRIST onna pneumatically accelerated pogostick! Do I have to think of EVERYTHING around here?!
Oh, right... uhm.... Nice picture, btw. (Super-Dave-Esque Thumbs-up)
There is something ... something you can do for me to make up for this ... yes ...
I need you to sneak over to Scott's page ... AND MAKE HIM CHANGE HIS MIND ABOUT LETTING ME MOLEST PIAZEN
... or just fix his Gallery so he can't upload, and thus can't win another contest with me.
Actually, I like option 2, it's more sane than the other one ...
MAKE IT SO #2!
I need you to sneak over to Scott's page ... AND MAKE HIM CHANGE HIS MIND ABOUT LETTING ME MOLEST PIAZEN
... or just fix his Gallery so he can't upload, and thus can't win another contest with me.
Actually, I like option 2, it's more sane than the other one ...
MAKE IT SO #2!
I actually think that Scott would rather have double testicle amputation surgery than let anyone slide up inside that booty of hers ...
That tight .... tight booty ....
Just hold that little nub of a tail and ... NO ... No .... I can't think about that ... must think ... clean ... thoughts ... not allowed to draw Piazen porn YET
That tight .... tight booty ....
Just hold that little nub of a tail and ... NO ... No .... I can't think about that ... must think ... clean ... thoughts ... not allowed to draw Piazen porn YET
Koopa koopa koopa koopa ....
(sorry, couldn't think of a damn thing to say in reply ... your avatar would scare the shit out of me if I was playing SMB ... Mario would be all "Holy Shit!" and I'd be all "I need some water, I'll just put the controller down" and Mario would be all "You FUCKER!"... and then your avatar would eat him.)
(sorry, couldn't think of a damn thing to say in reply ... your avatar would scare the shit out of me if I was playing SMB ... Mario would be all "Holy Shit!" and I'd be all "I need some water, I'll just put the controller down" and Mario would be all "You FUCKER!"... and then your avatar would eat him.)
And then,gang bang on Peach!
Yeah,you should've challenged him to DRAW a pic before you finished. Just uploading could be done by having a pic on hand. And make sure you mention it has to be a GOOD picture and not just some scribble doodle type deal.
You gotta think these things through better.
Yeah,you should've challenged him to DRAW a pic before you finished. Just uploading could be done by having a pic on hand. And make sure you mention it has to be a GOOD picture and not just some scribble doodle type deal.
You gotta think these things through better.
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